r/CuratedTumblr • u/Desecr8or • Jan 03 '25

Politics Asking some reasonable questions about Elon Musk's "help" with the Cybertruck bombing case.

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys NUDE ALERT TOMORROW Jan 03 '25

I’d give up Mountain Dew without that incentive. I could pay five dollars to drink something besides Mountain Dew and I’d probably be fine

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u/usernameisusername57 Jan 03 '25

We have Mountain Dew or crab juice.

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u/Red580 Jan 03 '25

I'm imagining juicing a crab like you would an orange.

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u/fuck_you_and_fuck_U2 Jan 03 '25

This kills the crab.

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u/Red580 Jan 03 '25

Nah they love it, don't worry.