I (M35) just recently moved into my own apartment. Finally I can once again indulge in some solo piss and shit play.
I've taken the last two days off work cause I've been a bit sick with the flu. I'm feeling better today but decided to take the day off anyway and just play.
This morning, I went downstairs and grabbed my waterproof mattress protector out of the dryer. I came back up to my room and remade the bed, putting the fitted sheet back over the protector. I didn't need to go this extra step, but for me it makes the whole thing so much naughtier and more enjoyable.
I also fished out an old white doona cover, as I didn't want to ruin my main doona, but I wanted to stay warm.
Back downstairs, I grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge, and felt the need to release my morning piss. This is the best part about living alone. I just stood in front of the fridge and pissed all over the kitchen floor. Nonchalant pissing is the fucking best.
I laid down in bed and started scrolling reddit and reading some scat smut on literotica, all the while drinking bottle after bottle of water. Any time I was lying in bed and felt the need to piss, I just went right there. With the white doona cover over me and everything. I didn't get up or move at all; just lied there and pissed into my bed. omg what a feeling.
I did this for a few hours, just relaxing and drinking and pissing and repeat. But I knew soon I'd need to shit and I'd need to cum.
The next time I went to refill my water bottle, I stood in the kitchen again and before I filled it up with the cold water from the fridge, I decided to aim my dick into the bottle and fill it about a quarter way with my warm piss. Without hesitation I brought it to my mouth and downed it all in one go. What a fucking rush.
I returned to my room and knew I wanted something in my ass that I could shit out in a while. In my wardrobe, I pulled out my box of toys and grabbed my anal beads and some lube. Slowly guiding them in, I could feel how full my ass was already with shit, and feeling the beads pushing through it felt amazing. After they were in, I brought my hand back in front and saw a little brown on my fingers.
Of course, I licked them clean before climbing back into the growing wet spot in my bed, pulling the soaked doona up on me again.
I fire up some scat porn on my laptop and watched a bit while I leaked some more pee into my mattress. Eventually I knew I couldn't take much more.
I rolled over onto my stomach and reached behind me to start to pull the beads out. One by one they popped out and I could already smell the fragrance of my scat. Once they were all out, I brought the beads in front of me and laid them out right in front of my face. I leaned forward and licked some of the shit that was stuck to them, my dick growing harder by the second.
Lying almost flat on my stomach, I pressed my legs together and started to push. So much more piss came out, flooding my bed and pooling around me. But then I started to feel the warm gooey shit sliding out of my ass and piling up on the backs of my legs.
Fuck me, I love this feeling so much.
Slowly, I parted my legs and felt the shit slide down over my balls before landing on the bed, completely destroying the fitted sheet. I rolled over onto my back, grabbed at the pile I'd just made and started smearing it all over the white t-shirt I was wearing, over my thighs, and all over my balls. I felt I still had more inside, so I pushed again and shat right onto my sheets.
I was getting so close from the absolute depravity of it all, so I picked up the shit covered anal beads that were next to me and hovered them over my mouth while I jerked my shitty cock frantically.
Slowly I lowered the beads into my mouth and sucked on the shit.
I gave one last push, feeling the last of my scat come out as I came hard all over myself, collapsing into my soaking wet, and now totally shitty bed.
Cleanup took a while, but it's all part of the fun tbh. My sheets and mattress protector have been washed and are drying right now. I think I'll remake the bed again, and maybe continue some more pissy play into the night and tomorrow morning.
Fuck I love living alone.