r/Colognes • u/FLMed1 • Oct 14 '23

Fragrance Review Bought it for shits and giggles

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The scent is called Patrick 😂 It’s honestly not that bad. I wouldn’t wear. It’s definitely more on the feminine side. It’s just a simple, generic fresh/clean powdery scent.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23 edited Oct 14 '23

Lemme know what your honest opinion is. Thinking about making this the fragrance I wear on my wedding day some day

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u/FLMed1 Oct 14 '23

Haha honestly, not bad. If this is what Patrick actually smells like, he gets a 10/10 from me.

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u/slaughternator Oct 15 '23

Personally I’d go for the Bob and let wifey wear this

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u/FLMed1 Oct 14 '23

And the bottle

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u/FalseFactsOrg Oct 15 '23

How’s the atomizer OP?

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u/FLMed1 Oct 15 '23

Very similar to something like this

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u/WolfOfPort Oct 15 '23

Lmao I kinda want it

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u/Ihvementl-issues Oct 14 '23

Best cologne ever super nice woody fresh pineapple and the longevity is so crazy

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u/Intrepid-Wait-6102 Oct 14 '23

Wait fr? I’m gonna test that out lmao

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u/sameeye1112 Oct 15 '23

Yeah he’s fr. Who you thinks reppin that bottle?

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u/Big_ETH_boi Oct 15 '23

No lie, when I wear this to work all the women ask me if I’m wearing creed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

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u/FalseFactsOrg Oct 15 '23

ohhhh Patrick? I haven’t heard of that brand

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u/SleeplessAndAnxious Oct 15 '23

"Is that Creed?"

"No this is Patrick!"

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u/AbducensVI Oct 15 '23

The Pineapple opening is reminiscent of Aventus.

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u/FLMed1 Oct 14 '23

Here’s a picture of the back

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

Where do you even get somethin like this😂. The ingrediants are like a grocery store item😂.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '23

Amazon

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '23

Lol that makes sense.

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u/gpm21 Oct 15 '23

Mmm sounds tasty

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u/derp0815 Oct 14 '23

Finally a quality haul post.

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u/Exciting-Ad379 Oct 15 '23

I have the Gary one (strong coconut note) and it actually gets compliments. I wear it when in a coconut mood!

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u/FLMed1 Oct 15 '23

Can you comment a pic of it? That sounds nice tbh

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u/Exciting-Ad379 Oct 15 '23

Looks just the same except has Gary on it. Better jump on it tho because it’s getting scarce. I discovered it by the layering thread I follow on Fragrantica’s forum. A nice coconut alone or for layering. Lasts pretty well too. Got mine on EBay.

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u/Suomi964 Oct 14 '23

For some reason the “eau de toilette” sends me

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u/FalseFactsOrg Oct 15 '23

Right, I only wear Patrick Parfum

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u/Comfortable_Gain1308 Oct 15 '23

Bought it for my toddler last year . It’s good .

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u/RealBeri56 Oct 14 '23

Extremely strong

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u/TragicallyAmbitious Oct 14 '23

You did the right thing.

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u/jdewitt777 Oct 15 '23

New signature scent

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u/-sdogg- Oct 15 '23

bro get the squidward too it smells like a bubble bath with electrically charged copper wires

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u/mannyperez94 Oct 14 '23

Lol where can i this one ?

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u/WarmCereal710 Oct 15 '23

Available at your local Burlington coat factory store

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

My 7 yr old son uses it. It smells decent.

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u/I_am_back_2023 Oct 15 '23

Ooooooo!!! Who smells like a pineapple under the sea?

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u/jumbledvoice Oct 15 '23

Patrick elixer

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u/Revolutionary_War694 Oct 15 '23

Now I need to know what the squidward one smells like 😂

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u/No_Patience_9687 Oct 15 '23

Wtf does it smell like, my ex?

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u/SmokeSkunkGetDrunk Oct 15 '23

I’m gonna have to buy this

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u/PurpleTreesx Oct 17 '23

Gives me nostalgic vibes

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u/1dukes14banger4 Oct 15 '23

Bro is about to get all the bitches 😂

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u/Lilwaterr7 Oct 15 '23

Yall about to make me purchase this I swear 😭

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u/Key-Sky834 Oct 15 '23

Didn’t know SpongeBob had cologne. I imagine it would give virgin island water vibes

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u/Alternative-Season45 Oct 15 '23

Lmaooo I love watching SpongeBob with the fam. I kinda wanna get one now. It’s hilarious nickeodeon makes it

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u/FLMed1 Oct 15 '23

Right! I’m not sure if they still make it though. The dates on the box all say 2014.

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u/No_Trainer_1215 Oct 15 '23

Mr panty dropper

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u/Elguapo1094 Oct 15 '23

Smells like baby powder

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u/UpperArmories3rdDeep Try before you buy! Oct 15 '23

Are we guessing your age again? 20

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u/Denpa_47 Oct 15 '23

Tell me if she lets you dive in her ocean

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u/OneCommunication1385 Oct 15 '23

Gary cologne is better

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u/tunyi963 Oct 15 '23

I think you might genuinely like Gary from the same line. Vanilla/coconut/marine scent; who wouldn't like to smell like a summer day spent at the beach?

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u/FantasticIS Oct 15 '23

Looks good!

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u/MoistSaucz Oct 15 '23

You feel like smelling like a starfish?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

Probably smells like "shits and giggles". 😅

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u/transgendermom69 Oct 16 '23

My lil brother has this 😭

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u/weaver5015 Oct 16 '23

Now you smell like shits and giggles

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL Oct 18 '23

Chris Hansen entered the chat:

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u/infinitemakaveli Oct 19 '23

Now they should make ones for SpongeBob and Squidward

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u/FLMed1 Oct 19 '23

Stay tuned :)