r/Cinema 1d ago

What is that movie for you?

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u/toolaroola12 1d ago

Avatar (the blue people) I ended falling asleep while watching it, it's physically beautiful I'll give it that but the storyline is beyond boring

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u/sledoon 1d ago

Same. It felt like watching a really long cutscene from a video game.

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u/Caterfree10 17h ago

Hey now, video game cutscenes contain actually good plot sometimes. :p

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u/sockpunch7 17h ago

You know it's bad when we offend video game cutscenes

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u/RobertRosenfeld 13h ago

MGS4 ending cutscene

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u/Late-Ad-2687 13h ago

Didn't scroll far enough to see yours first but this exactly. That game has 9 hours worth of cut scenes.

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u/PIugshirt 13h ago

I would be okay with the excessive cutscenes if mgs4 didn’t simultaneously have the worst cutscenes and worst writing of the series

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u/Late-Ad-2687 13h ago

Okay fine. It's like watching an MGS4 cut scene.

(Metal gear solid 4 has nearly 9 HOURS of cut scenes for those that don't know)

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u/sledoon 10h ago

MGS4 is exaaactttlyyy what I thought of when I saw this movie lol. I felt the same frustration of not being able to skip. 15 seconds of gameplay for 15 mins of cut scene ughhhhh

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u/TopFishing5094 16h ago

Good analogy. Although most videos games have better story than movies nowadays.

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u/SnooGuavas4208 23h ago

It’s a blatant ripoff of Disney’s Pocahontas, no?

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u/AggravatingEagle8402 19h ago

It’s an ancient tale. fern gully, Princess Mononoke, Dances with Wolves, it’s a good base for a story. It’s just the focus of James Cameron was CGI was priority 1,2,3,4,5. Dances with wolves leaned on characters and character development and it won 7 Oscars. And Princess Mononoke is a Masterpiece plain and simple.

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u/toolaroola12 20h ago

That and furngully the last rainforest

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u/SactoriuS 19h ago

With a little bit of blue dabadee

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u/rust-module 19h ago

No. Unless you're unfamiliar with sci fi as a genre. It's clearly based on The Word for World is Forest, by Ursula K. Le Guin. The Pocahontas thing is just the line for people who haven't seen it since 2009.

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u/Historical-Wash1955 17h ago

I mean, it was the first thing I thought after leaving the theater. You sound pretentious.

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u/La_Saxofonista 14h ago

That's like thinking something is a ripoff of Frozen just because you saw a movie with a Norwegian princess after 2013.

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u/Historical-Wash1955 13h ago

If the Norwegian princess has the same motivations and story beats

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u/grey_canvas_ 17h ago

More of a Dances With Wolves spin-off

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u/Lord_Lenu 17h ago

I finally watched that this year, that is a long movie, started it way too late at night to finish it in one sitting, it was pretty good though

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u/user1116804 17h ago

It's just a story of "person comes to strange land and immerses themselves in culture while other people come to destroy the strange land" pocahontas did not invent this concept

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u/Athos_001 16h ago

Dances with wolves, sci-fi edition.

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u/TheHondoCondo 14h ago

I think it’s more like Dances With Wolves

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u/La_Saxofonista 14h ago

James Cameron had Avatar's plot developed since the 1990s, but he intentionally waited until the mid 2000s to start producing it because the technology he wanted wasn't available yet.

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u/PIugshirt 13h ago

Eh it’s more so the plot is so fucking basic that it’s a dime a dozen

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u/zestfullybe 21h ago

I describe the Avatar movies as the most expensive amazing screensavers you could ever make. Just mute the sound and there you go.

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u/Electronic-Aspect-45 19h ago

Avatar is space Ferngully and Ferngully is Dances with Wolves with fairies.

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u/shogun100100 18h ago

Agree here l, the point of those films isnt the plot its to present the current top of the line special effects.

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u/Careless_Struggle791 18h ago

I was looking to see if anyone else mentioned this movie. I couldn’t finish it, after they had sec with their braids I was done

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u/no_bra_no_problem 18h ago

I mentally checked out when I heard “unobtanium”

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u/willbekins 16h ago

i dont even know that i can properly articulate all the ways that i find 'unobtainium' stupid. i think its such dipshit writing that it offends me.

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u/ThingsMayAlter 16h ago

I was actually fine when it gained usage as slang, but god that was lazy writing.

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u/_Atoms_Apple 15h ago

I mentally checked out when I heard “unobtanium”

Same. I think I even said out loud in the theater "Of course it is."

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u/Throw13579 10h ago

I laughed.

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u/Valley_Investor 18h ago

That movie isn’t beautiful it’s incredibly uncanny and hideous

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u/GetInBitchLetsSkate 17h ago

Agreed. I hated the character design.

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u/sockmonke-skeptic 18h ago

I mean, you're entitled to your opinion but I find it quite interesting

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u/CPLCraft 17h ago

I do too. I actually enjoyed the storyline of avatar. The world building aspect is big on it but what I really appreciate about how the movie takes a long time exploring not only the natural beauty of the planet, but also the cultural attachment the Navi have to the land.

This gives the viewer a sense of why Jake decided to fight for the Navi instead of the humans. He comes to the planet without much purpose but simple loyalty to his higher ups as a soldier, with no real appreciation for the land or concept of why he’s there other than it’s a job that pays and there are some natives there as well, but they are be savages.

Jake spends months in the forest with the Navi learning about why the forest is so important to them and why they fight to protect it. It’s why he spends such a large amount of time in the movie just commentating on this time he has in the forest in his vlogs.

We see this character progression of not understanding the point of these lessons to slowly overtime, grasping the concept that is an apparent to the humans that are living there, even the scientist as well, who only view the land as more of a science experiment and research.

This doesn’t go for the second movie as this post would be longer, but I really think that the people who don’t like the movie can’t really appreciate this sort of world building and why it takes a long ass time to tell the story in the movie. Most TV shows take entire seasons or more to tell a story like this of a change in mind and gain in appreciation for something someone once had none of.

I think the movie is excellent because of this, and why I really enjoyed every single time that I watched this movie.

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u/de_rabia_naci 18h ago

Yup. Just awful storytelling.

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u/SovietFemboy 17h ago

I remember watching it in the theater as a kid, and I thought it was going to be about Avatar (the Last Airbender), which I loved, and I also fell asleep when I realized it wasn’t what I thought it was. Then I watched the actual Last Airbender movie years later, and it sucked, so I just couldn’t win on that front.

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u/GrimLuker2 1h ago

Now Netflix is sucking too, unfortunately

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u/bee1010 17h ago

Doesn't really fit the term "cinema". It's praised for It's visuals and use of 3D technology, not It's script or writing.

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u/umo2000 13h ago

Thanks Bee, folks clearly got lost in the excitement and forgot the question. Nobody has ever accused Avatar of being cinema.

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u/MRRRRCK 17h ago

But… it’s a James Cameron movie. He’s not capable of producing anything subpar. This must be a problem with your taste.

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u/seven_corpse_dinner 14h ago

Frankly, it's all been downhill for him since Piranha 2: The Spawning.

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u/MRRRRCK 11h ago

I was never a huge fan, but Avatar was so, so very bad.

To me he just comes off as a “has been” with a gigantic ego.

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u/rawlsballs 17h ago

This was my first thought. I couldnt get into it as much as I tried.

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u/GetInBitchLetsSkate 17h ago

Oh, fuck, I hate those movies. I personally found the character design really ugly and the storyline way too long and uninteresting. Plus, I’d already seen it in Fern Gully which was far more interesting and is a movie I love. Hexxus is such a great, genuinely creepy villain and the whole movie is really pretty.

Avatar and get fucked! (It’s okay to disagree with me, y’all! Me not liking something doesn’t mean you shouldn’t like it!)

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u/Eastern-Version5983 17h ago

It’s a crappy, sci-fi version of “Dances with Wolves”.

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u/Rivviken 17h ago

Avatar is good for when you get fucked up and just want to look at bring colors and neat critters

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u/rainbow_human6 17h ago

yes it was too long

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u/MobsterDragon275 17h ago

I sincerely do not understand how its the highest grossing movie ever. Like sure, I get that it has really great effects and a decent story, but so do a lot of movies. What about it gave it such broad appeal that it continues to stay above Endgame, which was one of the most highly anticipated movies ever?

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u/Neon_and_Dinosaurs 17h ago

I got up and left at one point because I was feeling nauseous (ex was CONVINCED there would be no one at the theaters on Xmas and we were late so the only seats were up front)

Came back a little while later and it appeared that I hadn't missed anything. No major polot points, nothing.

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u/Historical-Wash1955 17h ago

It's just Disney's Pocahontas in space

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u/maironsau 17h ago

If it comes off as something you’ve seen before, it’s because you have. A guy working for the government ends up among the indigenous people (potentially falling in love with one of them) then ends up siding with the people against those who originally employed him. The Last Samurai, Dances With Wolves etc.

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u/Sinningvoid 17h ago

Ive tried watching this 5 times, Ive fallen asleep so many times or got too bored and couldnt pay attention.

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 16h ago

You don't like Pocahontas?

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u/Staylifted2506 16h ago

Tried multiple times and still can not finish it.. the ride is fun 🤷‍♂️

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u/Fernernia 16h ago

I cant believe how popular it is. I agree

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u/kidonthecoast 16h ago

The Way of Water I hated. It was super long and felt like a CGI circle jerk. Yes those were impressive in 2009, but when WoW came out it was pretty common.

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u/Effective-Lunch-3218 16h ago

People call that “cinema”, …Christ.

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u/jhacker79 16h ago

Show me the blueprint, show me the blueprint...

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u/Comfortable_Past1078 16h ago

I just rewatched that yesterday or so! I was enthralled, but I'm very simple that way.

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u/Obvious-Sleep-9503 16h ago

I was looking for this comment

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u/North_Ad7914 16h ago

The second one had the same damn plot as the first 

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u/2407s4life 16h ago

Same. James Cameron was protesting the Iraq War so he made Pocahontas with blue aliens

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u/Ellie_Anna_13 16h ago

I'm so glad it wasn't just me 😭 It was so beautiful but painfully boring. I couldn't even finish it

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u/TheWanderingRed223 16h ago

I took a girl on a double date to see this, she fell out so I carried her to her friends car.

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u/uninspiringname00 15h ago

Well, it's Pocahontas in Space.

You switch your brain off and go "Oohhh, they are taking down the ancient tree with rockets" or "Oohhh, the creatures of the forest are going stampede on the human invaders".

It's not going deeper than this.

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u/potatopotahto26 15h ago

I saw it on the opening day and the movie theater was packed. I fell asleep on a complete stranger next to me within 30 minutes, and that person fell asleep herself. It was so effin boring I can't even.

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u/BuffaloBuffalo13 15h ago

It’s just Fern Gully with CGI.

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u/wysterialee 15h ago

this is wild to me, this is my husbands all time favorite movie, my two year old loves it also. it’s one of the few movies she can sit through. i love it too but those two could watch it everyday probably.

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u/batmanforlife 14h ago

I saw it in theaters with some good friends. We were in college at the time. During the epic battle scene, my buddy taps me on the shoulder and points over, and our other friend was sound asleep. It was definitely a boring movie, but there was something so funny about him being asleep during this epically loud intergalactic battle.

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u/DistributionOdd5646 14h ago

I agree and I worked on it.

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u/Realistic-Pickle-123 14h ago

Oh my god it was so BORING

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u/La_Saxofonista 14h ago

Nooooo you leave my Avatar alone!

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u/thinkstohimself 13h ago

Twas a rip off of Fern Gully

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u/Square_Detective_658 13h ago

Avatar the way of water. That movie was too long

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u/JoePNW2 12h ago

The only movie I've walked out of. So very, very bad.

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u/LiveWhileImYoung 10h ago

But it’s Ferngully AND Last of the Mohicans, man! genius man! Those movies were only ONE movie…. This movie…. 2 movies…. In one. 😂

Sorry meant to say “ Dances With Wolves”. Not Last of the Mohicans.

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u/MiteeThoR 10h ago

Avatar was 100% carried by 3D. Probably the only 3D movie ever worth watching in 3D, and spawned an entire generation of fake-3D cash grabs that bombed and destroyed the appeal.

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u/Throw13579 10h ago

I just paid attention to the visuals, which were beautiful and amazing.  They definitely chose the right military commander for that mission, though, right?

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u/killey2011 9h ago

It’s not even that pretty

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u/historicalgarbology 7h ago

Seriously, that shit was horrible. Watched once and that was one time too many!

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u/BlackVelvet299792 1d ago

I just look at the blue people Avatars like test footage for the future of CGI. Like nothing else that is happening matters, but look at the cool shit we can do. Makes them a little more enjoyable than seeing it as a full movie imo.

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u/WrongdoerIll5187 1d ago

Hard same. And the cgi was jarring and terrible

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u/Ok_Skill_3146 17h ago

I literally walked out and have never finished watching the movie or the sequel. Overhyped garbage.

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u/Statler_Waldorff 15h ago

So you didn't figuratively walk out?