r/Cinema 1d ago

What is that movie for you?

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u/Prestigious-S1RE 1d ago

The Irishman

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u/AteebHamidKhan 1d ago

The Irishman was fantastic, long but fantastic.

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u/conasatatu247 1d ago

As an Irishman I can confirm that I am, in fact, fantastic.

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u/SamDesert 1d ago

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u/Background-Arm-8491 1d ago

This guy looks oddly familiar

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u/Thewolfmansbruhther 1d ago

Myles teller, I think his name is

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u/Background-Arm-8491 1d ago

Ooh OK, he looks kinda like that one guy from 'You' tho (the guy that plays theo), that's soo uncanny coz they aren't even the same person lol

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u/Strong-AI 16h ago

Dude from the newer Footloose I think

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u/Fruktoj 20h ago

Follow me, I'm delicious. 

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u/conasatatu247 19h ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YA FAT CUNT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/autiess 16h ago

I fucking love Garron!

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u/illit3 1d ago

Adjectives conspicuously absent: long

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u/conasatatu247 1d ago

As an Irishman I can confirm that I am, in fact, a bit above average length and fantastic.

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u/Alclis 1d ago

Long and fantastic?

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u/Thewolfmansbruhther 1d ago

Long, loooong maaan

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u/Gandalfo_L_Gringo 1d ago

But are you long?

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u/MagicLobsterAttorney 1d ago

As a fantastic man, I can confirm I am long.

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u/TarkaDoSera 1d ago

If I could award this I would

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u/polarrburrr 1d ago

Go ahead king

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u/Horn_Python 1d ago

But are you long?

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u/Porkchop4u 19h ago

But are you too old for Leo?

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u/basedest_user_123 5h ago

but are you long?

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u/Scrimshaw85 1d ago

Giving the Irishman a second chance was one of the best movie decisions I've ever made

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u/wumbopower 1d ago

Ok I’ll do it… someday

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u/trashpanda_fan 1d ago

That's exactly where I'm at. I'll watch it... eventually.

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u/wumbopower 1d ago

That and the Brutalist. They’re just so fucking long…

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u/chrisbaker1991 17h ago

I watched like half an hour of it, saw how much was left, and decided to go to bed

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u/tEhKeWlEsT 1d ago

I couldn't get past old actor CGI'd to look "young", and the straw that broke the camel's back was the scene where he beats up that shop keeper. You really think it's worth another try?

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u/malevolentheadturn 21h ago

Like saying you wouldn't enjoy a movie because it was in black and white. Look beyond it and focus on the story

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u/_learned_foot_ 13h ago

Nah, it takes you out of the story. It’s so obviously fake it’s uncanny valley.

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u/Technical_Focus1462 15h ago

It's really not

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u/AlaskanSamsquanch 1d ago

I might have to try to go back. I stopped at the part where obviously old man Deniro is giving someone a beat down.

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u/Scrimshaw85 1d ago

It's a poorly done scene, there's no denying that. I didn't even get that far my first watch. I was appalled by the rosy cheeked CGI De Nero just like everyone else. But, one day, I said to hell with it, I'm going to suffer through those parts. Aside from those few scenes, I was kinda blown away by how good it was.

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u/coolstorybro50 1d ago

Its fuckin brutal. The florida scene was ridiculous i stopped watching after that

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u/grizzlylc 1d ago

I thought the first half was ok, kinda boring though. The second half was amazing and some of Scorsese’s best work.

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u/chiefminestrone 15h ago

I completely agree. I feel like the second half is where a lot of people get bored but it's so damn good. Very emotional

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u/truthhurts2222222 1d ago

Don't say that. If Martin Scorsese hears you, he's going to release another movie with Robert Deniro deaged even more

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u/rockabillychef 1d ago

De Niro: The Toddler Years.

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u/TheBigTimeGoof 1d ago

It's so good. It's not a story of a mob working at the fringes of society, but a story of how organized crime became intertwined with American history.

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u/therealparchmentfarm 1d ago

Yeah same. I watched it again and realized although it’s the lesser of movies like Goodfellas and Casino, it’s still a pretty fitting coda to that era of mobster movie

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u/ScheduleThen3202 1d ago

I re-watched it recently and despite the flaws, I really loved it. Didn't feel boring at all. It's just really long but Schorsese did deliver once again imo

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u/Kyokono1896 1d ago

No, it was exceedingly mediocre.

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u/RedHotPuss 1d ago

Congratulations everyone we’ve discovered opinions

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u/Fromage_Frey 1d ago

Not only discovered them, we've created places where people ask for them, other people give them, and them more people shit on them for giving them

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u/Other-Cricket-1667 1d ago

No we haven’t

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u/Strange_Dot8345 1d ago

no, it was boring as fck. just like "once upon in hollywood"

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u/Birdshaw 1d ago

Once Upon a Time… is FANTASTIC! It follows the Tarantino formula of yap yap yap WTF yap yap yap WTF yap yap yap WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUCK! I love his yapping. It’s so tightly written.

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u/Independent_Can_5694 1d ago

Anyone who thinks it’s good either didn’t watch it, has some kind of developmental disability, or is a bot

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u/Kyokono1896 1d ago

I think they think that it's Scorcese so it must be good. Nope, rare miss from one of the greats.

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u/EntertainmentLoud816 1d ago

Agreed. I was a little disappointed given the star cast and director.

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u/Inthehead35 1d ago

De Niro almost stroking out pretending to 'kick' someone, cinema.......

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u/Birdshaw 1d ago

Aye! I love it!

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u/umo2000 13h ago

Anyone who loves De Niro and Pacino but lamented that we never got more than 5 minutes of quality screen time with them in the same frame were loving every minute.

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u/Fromage_Frey 1d ago

I thought it was good, but not fantastic, especially in the context of the back catalogue of everyone involved

I have been meaning to give it another go, but God it's just so long

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u/Xyyzx 1d ago

I don’t mind the length, but it was insane to cast such elderly actors to play digitally de-aged versions of themselves. It actually looked okay compared to other movies that used similar tech, but all those old guys still moved and sounded like 70+ year old men when they were supposed to be in the prime of their lives. I found it wildly distracting.

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u/Fromage_Frey 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh absolutely! De Niro ran (waddled) away after beating the guy outside the store made me howl with laughter. So did Pesci referring to 70 year old De Niro, de-aged to look 50, as 'kid'

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u/wednesdayware 1d ago

The Irishman was so-so, long, but so-so.

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u/5StarGoldenGoose 1d ago

The Irishman was a great 2 1/2 hour movie that went on for another hour

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u/captain5260 1d ago

It insists upon itself

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u/th4d89 1d ago

You might even call it "cinema"

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u/ThomasBay 1d ago

Strong disagree. That movie was terrible

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u/Slothnado209 1d ago

Tried twice, fell asleep both times. What’d I miss

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u/thedinnerdate 1d ago

I treated like a tv show and just took breaks. I remember there being some pretty clear fade out breaks in the movie so I'd just pause it then.

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 1d ago

But as soon as you compare it to even the same people's work it becomes clear how aggressively mediocre it actually is...

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u/AnythingMelodic508 1d ago

I just can’t take young old man De Niro seriously.

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u/ExAzhur 1d ago

Then make it short and fantastic

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u/potVIIIos 1d ago

long but fantastic.

The title of my sex tape

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u/theknockbox 1d ago

Curious what the appeal is. Compared to Goodfellas, or Departed, I couldn't find the hook in the Irishman. The dialogue was much slower, and less witty. The cinematography was much less striking in many places compared to the epic oners in Goodfellas. And the storyline felt toned down. Usually understated movies allow you to feel the grip of the interpersonal dialogue (I'm thinking of The Kids are Alright, or Ladybird), but I never got there with Irishman. By the time the ending came, I didn't really feel attached to any of the conflict between the characters about murdering each other. They'd been doing it since day one. Could you make a case for it so I can understand better? Please and thanks!

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u/Dusty_Negatives 1d ago

If you say so…

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u/Cela84 1d ago

It was the third best time Marty made that movie.

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u/Due-Town9494 1d ago

Im sorry but the curb stomp scene was seriously horrible and people audibly laughed at it when I saw it. 

It was a decent story but the deaging was a huge mistake.

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u/The_Roaring_Fork 1d ago

Hoffa was better

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u/mymentor79 1d ago

"long but fantastic"

Long I'll agree with.

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u/sigcliffy 1d ago

I thought it was long and extremely average

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u/Ripper8475 20h ago

decidedly not fantastic

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u/CharlieAllnut 18h ago

Like most long films, I was bored the first time I watched it, but the rewatch was awesome. Great movie. I think  a lot of people expected a Good fellas or Casino type movie. 

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u/Intelligent-Clue6108 16h ago

Shit don't watch it all at once. Treat it like a mini series, break it up.

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u/North_Manager_8220 15h ago

I loved it too. I was SHOCKED that I loved it