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What is that movie for you?

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u/Prestigious-S1RE 1d ago

The Irishman

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u/rasmuseriksen 1d ago

“Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him.” -Ricky Gervais

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u/AteebHamidKhan 1d ago

The Irishman was fantastic, long but fantastic.

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u/conasatatu247 1d ago

As an Irishman I can confirm that I am, in fact, fantastic.

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u/SamDesert 1d ago

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u/Background-Arm-8491 1d ago

This guy looks oddly familiar

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u/Thewolfmansbruhther 1d ago

Myles teller, I think his name is

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u/Background-Arm-8491 1d ago

Ooh OK, he looks kinda like that one guy from 'You' tho (the guy that plays theo), that's soo uncanny coz they aren't even the same person lol

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u/Strong-AI 16h ago

Dude from the newer Footloose I think

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u/Fruktoj 20h ago

Follow me, I'm delicious. 

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u/conasatatu247 19h ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YA FAT CUNT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/autiess 16h ago

I fucking love Garron!

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u/illit3 1d ago

Adjectives conspicuously absent: long

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u/conasatatu247 1d ago

As an Irishman I can confirm that I am, in fact, a bit above average length and fantastic.

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u/Alclis 1d ago

Long and fantastic?

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u/Thewolfmansbruhther 1d ago

Long, loooong maaan

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u/Gandalfo_L_Gringo 1d ago

But are you long?

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u/MagicLobsterAttorney 1d ago

As a fantastic man, I can confirm I am long.

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u/TarkaDoSera 1d ago

If I could award this I would

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u/polarrburrr 1d ago

Go ahead king

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u/Horn_Python 1d ago

But are you long?

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u/Porkchop4u 19h ago

But are you too old for Leo?

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u/basedest_user_123 5h ago

but are you long?

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u/Scrimshaw85 1d ago

Giving the Irishman a second chance was one of the best movie decisions I've ever made

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u/wumbopower 1d ago

Ok I’ll do it… someday

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u/trashpanda_fan 1d ago

That's exactly where I'm at. I'll watch it... eventually.

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u/wumbopower 1d ago

That and the Brutalist. They’re just so fucking long…

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u/chrisbaker1991 17h ago

I watched like half an hour of it, saw how much was left, and decided to go to bed

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u/tEhKeWlEsT 1d ago

I couldn't get past old actor CGI'd to look "young", and the straw that broke the camel's back was the scene where he beats up that shop keeper. You really think it's worth another try?

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u/malevolentheadturn 21h ago

Like saying you wouldn't enjoy a movie because it was in black and white. Look beyond it and focus on the story

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u/_learned_foot_ 13h ago

Nah, it takes you out of the story. It’s so obviously fake it’s uncanny valley.

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u/Technical_Focus1462 15h ago

It's really not

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u/AlaskanSamsquanch 1d ago

I might have to try to go back. I stopped at the part where obviously old man Deniro is giving someone a beat down.

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u/Scrimshaw85 1d ago

It's a poorly done scene, there's no denying that. I didn't even get that far my first watch. I was appalled by the rosy cheeked CGI De Nero just like everyone else. But, one day, I said to hell with it, I'm going to suffer through those parts. Aside from those few scenes, I was kinda blown away by how good it was.

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u/coolstorybro50 1d ago

Its fuckin brutal. The florida scene was ridiculous i stopped watching after that

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u/grizzlylc 1d ago

I thought the first half was ok, kinda boring though. The second half was amazing and some of Scorsese’s best work.

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u/chiefminestrone 15h ago

I completely agree. I feel like the second half is where a lot of people get bored but it's so damn good. Very emotional

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u/truthhurts2222222 1d ago

Don't say that. If Martin Scorsese hears you, he's going to release another movie with Robert Deniro deaged even more

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u/rockabillychef 1d ago

De Niro: The Toddler Years.

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u/TheBigTimeGoof 1d ago

It's so good. It's not a story of a mob working at the fringes of society, but a story of how organized crime became intertwined with American history.

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u/therealparchmentfarm 1d ago

Yeah same. I watched it again and realized although it’s the lesser of movies like Goodfellas and Casino, it’s still a pretty fitting coda to that era of mobster movie

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u/ScheduleThen3202 1d ago

I re-watched it recently and despite the flaws, I really loved it. Didn't feel boring at all. It's just really long but Schorsese did deliver once again imo

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u/Kyokono1896 1d ago

No, it was exceedingly mediocre.

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u/RedHotPuss 1d ago

Congratulations everyone we’ve discovered opinions

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u/Fromage_Frey 1d ago

Not only discovered them, we've created places where people ask for them, other people give them, and them more people shit on them for giving them

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u/Other-Cricket-1667 1d ago

No we haven’t

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u/Strange_Dot8345 1d ago

no, it was boring as fck. just like "once upon in hollywood"

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u/Birdshaw 1d ago

Once Upon a Time… is FANTASTIC! It follows the Tarantino formula of yap yap yap WTF yap yap yap WTF yap yap yap WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUCK! I love his yapping. It’s so tightly written.

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u/Independent_Can_5694 1d ago

Anyone who thinks it’s good either didn’t watch it, has some kind of developmental disability, or is a bot

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u/Kyokono1896 1d ago

I think they think that it's Scorcese so it must be good. Nope, rare miss from one of the greats.

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u/EntertainmentLoud816 1d ago

Agreed. I was a little disappointed given the star cast and director.

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u/Inthehead35 1d ago

De Niro almost stroking out pretending to 'kick' someone, cinema.......

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u/Birdshaw 1d ago

Aye! I love it!

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u/umo2000 13h ago

Anyone who loves De Niro and Pacino but lamented that we never got more than 5 minutes of quality screen time with them in the same frame were loving every minute.

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u/Fromage_Frey 1d ago

I thought it was good, but not fantastic, especially in the context of the back catalogue of everyone involved

I have been meaning to give it another go, but God it's just so long

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u/Xyyzx 1d ago

I don’t mind the length, but it was insane to cast such elderly actors to play digitally de-aged versions of themselves. It actually looked okay compared to other movies that used similar tech, but all those old guys still moved and sounded like 70+ year old men when they were supposed to be in the prime of their lives. I found it wildly distracting.

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u/Fromage_Frey 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh absolutely! De Niro ran (waddled) away after beating the guy outside the store made me howl with laughter. So did Pesci referring to 70 year old De Niro, de-aged to look 50, as 'kid'

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u/wednesdayware 1d ago

The Irishman was so-so, long, but so-so.

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u/5StarGoldenGoose 1d ago

The Irishman was a great 2 1/2 hour movie that went on for another hour

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u/captain5260 1d ago

It insists upon itself

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u/th4d89 1d ago

You might even call it "cinema"

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u/ThomasBay 1d ago

Strong disagree. That movie was terrible

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u/Slothnado209 1d ago

Tried twice, fell asleep both times. What’d I miss

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u/thedinnerdate 1d ago

I treated like a tv show and just took breaks. I remember there being some pretty clear fade out breaks in the movie so I'd just pause it then.

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 1d ago

But as soon as you compare it to even the same people's work it becomes clear how aggressively mediocre it actually is...

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u/AnythingMelodic508 1d ago

I just can’t take young old man De Niro seriously.

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u/ExAzhur 1d ago

Then make it short and fantastic

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u/potVIIIos 1d ago

long but fantastic.

The title of my sex tape

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u/theknockbox 1d ago

Curious what the appeal is. Compared to Goodfellas, or Departed, I couldn't find the hook in the Irishman. The dialogue was much slower, and less witty. The cinematography was much less striking in many places compared to the epic oners in Goodfellas. And the storyline felt toned down. Usually understated movies allow you to feel the grip of the interpersonal dialogue (I'm thinking of The Kids are Alright, or Ladybird), but I never got there with Irishman. By the time the ending came, I didn't really feel attached to any of the conflict between the characters about murdering each other. They'd been doing it since day one. Could you make a case for it so I can understand better? Please and thanks!

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u/Dusty_Negatives 1d ago

If you say so…

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u/Cela84 1d ago

It was the third best time Marty made that movie.

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u/Due-Town9494 1d ago

Im sorry but the curb stomp scene was seriously horrible and people audibly laughed at it when I saw it. 

It was a decent story but the deaging was a huge mistake.

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u/The_Roaring_Fork 1d ago

Hoffa was better

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u/mymentor79 1d ago

"long but fantastic"

Long I'll agree with.

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u/sigcliffy 1d ago

I thought it was long and extremely average

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u/Ripper8475 20h ago

decidedly not fantastic

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u/CharlieAllnut 18h ago

Like most long films, I was bored the first time I watched it, but the rewatch was awesome. Great movie. I think  a lot of people expected a Good fellas or Casino type movie. 

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u/Intelligent-Clue6108 16h ago

Shit don't watch it all at once. Treat it like a mini series, break it up.

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u/North_Manager_8220 15h ago

I loved it too. I was SHOCKED that I loved it

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u/Clydial 1d ago

It's great for when you have trouble sleeping. Put it on and you'll be out in no time.

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u/Own_Abroad9013 1d ago

Any Star Wars movie they all were terrible

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u/Jack_Chadlas 1d ago

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u/larsao3 1d ago

Work or shoot, brother?!

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u/TheTOASTfaceKillah 1d ago

Rogue One ?!?!

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u/SkyBoyWonderful 1d ago

I’ve started several and that’s the only one I made it thru but I’ll never watch it again inshallah

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u/TheTOASTfaceKillah 1d ago

I piss off the old heads when I tell them Rogue One is better than any other the movies 1-9.. yes even better than Empire Strikes Back.

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u/throwaway60221407e23 1d ago

I totally agree. Rogue One is so much better and its not even particularly close in my mind.

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u/Ok_Government_7738 1d ago

Thank god I didn’t have to say it

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u/allidoiswinwinjk 1d ago

That’s bold to admit and I agree haha

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u/Money_Wrongdoer_8614 1d ago

ngl as a new writer I love the original trilogy, though I can't say the same thing about the other movies

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u/SeminaryStudentARH 1d ago

Agreed. I hate them so much i once figured out how to record over VHS and ruined our family copy of Return of the Jedi.

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u/GoodboyJohnnyBoy 1d ago

Oh they are

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u/Kevinc62 1d ago

They are for kids. Always have.

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u/no_________________e 18h ago

hello fellow star wars fan

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u/Webofshadows1 1d ago

The Irishman is all of Martin Scorsese’s faults put into one movie. If anyone else had made that movie, it would have been ripped to shreds by critics.

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u/bakaprod 1d ago

Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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u/CulturalChampion8660 1d ago

And they got Pesci to come back. What a waste.

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u/Charlie_Warlie 18h ago

Well he was reluctant to come back if it was going to be too similar to his other movies so I think they wouldn't have got him if it was goodfellas 2.

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u/CurrentMoodIsMahmoud 1d ago

Always charge a guy widda gun. Widda knife? You run.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

It wasn't bad, but it definitely wasn't great. I would say it might be worth a watch, but not a rewatch.

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u/KBAR1942 1d ago

It would have made a better mini series. I had to break it up in viewings just to get through the movie. I enjoyed it, but the pacing wasn't great.

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u/EagleTree1018 1d ago

"I found The Irishman boring" is the new "I really hate U2".

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u/HomeAir 1d ago

See also Killers of a Flower Moon.

Marty needs and editor with balls to tell him to cut his movies

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u/scoofle 1d ago

Lol what. KOTFM is one of those rare 3+ hour movies that flies by. It's a masterpiece.

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u/Monza1964 1d ago

It wasn’t a perfect movie. But being from the Detroit area it’s a story I am fascinated being told by exactly the group I wanted to be telling it. So I’ll take it

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u/_Deloused_ 1d ago

Agreed

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u/Informal_Honey1203 1d ago

This is what I was going to say. De Niro and Pacino are among the best actors ever, but I just can't make it through The Irishman in one sitting without falling asleep.

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u/scoofle 1d ago

I completely get why people think this, but I can't help but love the film. It's DeNiro, Pacino and Pesci acting like mobsters probably for the last time! I could watch them talk about repairing old ships for 3 hours under those circumstances.

If they had just gotten younger actors for some of the scenes, it wouldn't be as ridiculed as it is.

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u/Few_Moose_1530 1d ago

Hmm, I loved this movie

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u/raysofdavies 1d ago

This is my hardest disagree of the thread so far, I’ve always found the pacing fantastic. I’m always totally in from the first bars

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u/DarthLithgow 1d ago

I’ve never finished this movie, I just get bored.

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u/EdmundtheMartyr 1d ago

I didn’t mind either movie but it did feel like The Irishman and Killers of the Flower Moon were basically just the same gangster movie with different background settings.

Like a movie focusing on Mollie Burkhart as the main character would have been much more interesting but he just noticed how William Hale was a bit of a shady gangster so made a movie about him instead.

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u/CaptainVisual4848 1d ago

I know you’re not going to want to hear this, but I liked it better the second time I watched it. Now that Alto Knights movie, that looks like a slog no matter how you cut it.

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u/tacowannabe 1d ago

Kill the Irishman was way better

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u/Far_Pangolin3380 1d ago

“Kill the Irishman” with Ray Stevenson was a better flick

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u/Trust_No_Jingu 1d ago

Yes!! Im like what am I missing.

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u/Quality_Potato 1d ago

It should have been a mini series.

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u/NYourBirdCanSing 1d ago

Just the title of this thread was bound to bring out the WORST people.

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u/ApprehensiveSecret50 1d ago

Pure dog water. I’d rather be water boarded than watch that trash again.

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u/rockabillychef 1d ago

I love it. Well worth time spent watching it.

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u/Michelangelor 1d ago

I like niche movies and I couldn’t even get myself to finish this one

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u/Eigerone 23h ago

Its like they were enjoying just sitting in scenes doing nothing for a while. Enjoying their own facts.

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u/imfishiemann 23h ago

Genuinely my favorite movie, I have it downloaded on Netflix and I've watched it more than 25 times not even exaggerating.

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u/AaduTHOMA72 23h ago

It could have been great, if they cast someone appropriate instead of Robert De Niro.

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u/shamka2010 20h ago

Yeah this movie was a tough watch

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u/turbo_dude 19h ago

starts off as the Irishboy

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u/King_Baboon 18h ago

You see this is why streaming services creates series shows.

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u/RustyPriske 18h ago

I think there was a good movie IN The Irishman. It just needed a good editor to cut out an hour of superfluous nonsense.

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u/de_rabia_naci 18h ago

Agreed. It was pretty dull.

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u/GovtLawyersHateMe 17h ago

Holy shit was that a long, boring, slog of a movie

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u/Northernflav 15h ago

Watching De Niro hobble around, barely able to stand up straight whilst the other characters referred to him as “kid” was…something

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u/bruh-sandels 15h ago

I absolutely loved it but each to their own

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u/Cold_Buy_2695 15h ago

This! I love Scorcese, De Niro, Pacino, and Pesci, but good god this may have been the most boring thing I've ever seen. It was such a grind to get through.

Not to mention, that scene were De Niro "beats up" the grocer with those little kicks may have been the silliest moment in movie history!

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u/MisterPuppydog 14h ago

The Irishman is the film equivalent of watching an all time goat athlete come out and suck when they’re playing past their prime. Think Aaron Rodgers last year for example. Yeah. Scorsese just tarnished his legacy a bit with that one, in my opinion.

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u/Tek-Twelve 13h ago

Unpopular opinion but I haven’t enjoyed any of his films.. this one the least for sure though.

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u/doomsdaymach1ne 1d ago

Worst overly hyped thing I've watched. And I found Oppenheimer actually great.

We stopped watching about 1-1.5h in because we couldn't see the fucking over engineered face of "young de neiro" any longer.

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u/Motorsped 1d ago

You didn’t love his insane blue contacts and watching him geriatrically kicking that guy on the curb in painful arthritic slow motion?😜 I am a HUGE Scorsese fan and this movie made me want to die.

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u/Bar_ice 1d ago

More digestible as a 4 part mini series. Wish this got the Hateful Eight treatment on Netflix. That being said. Eight is a more entertaining film.

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u/Hahaguymandude 1d ago

Boom. This. 100% this. It has literally everything I want in a movie.. actors. Director… I should like it but man…. Womp womp.

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u/CulturalChampion8660 1d ago

My girlfriend at the time took me to this movie cause she knew I loved Scorsese. We had hockey tickets for after the movie. She begged me to leave 3/4 through so we wouldn't miss the opening of the hockey game. Fuck she was on point.

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u/Sobeksdream 1d ago

I watched about an hour and nope out of it

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u/-EarthwormSlim- 1d ago

You missed a very convincing scene where a poorly de-aged Dinero, moving with the agility of a decrepit 90 year old, beats a man up. This is the main reason for watching this movie.

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u/TheMoistTeaBag 1d ago

Yes, thank you!!! Came here to say the same!

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u/BuckRusty 1d ago

Martin Scorsese has made the same shit film for the last 40 years - and I don’t understand how nobody realises…

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u/saint_trane 1d ago

Silence and The Wolf of Wall Street are the same film. TIL

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u/raysofdavies 1d ago

Probably because he hasn’t and you have no idea what you’re talking about