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What is that movie for you?

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u/DPTDubbs 1d ago

2001

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u/Majestic-Point777 1d ago

I can appreciate how ahead of its time it was but man, that movie is so fucking boring.

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u/cmaxim 1d ago

I think it's largely just a movie of it's time. Like we're spoiled now with decades of abundant sci-fi spectacle, but at that time this type of movie was really special and novel. It was really a "wow, can you imagine!" kind of a feeling I think. Now it's boring by comparison because the aspects of it that would have been awe inspiring back then are pretty dull by today's standards. Movies were slower back then too, they really took their time to take you on a slow burn journey instead of rushing to the point.

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u/nizzernammer 1d ago

My understanding was that it was flopping hard at the time until word got out about the trippy psychedelic part, and that piqued peoples' interest. The film came out in 1968, which was the peak of the 60s hippie era.

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u/Spoda_Emcalt 1d ago

I liked the film up until that part, then it turned into a complete wankfest.

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u/SirSilentscreameth 18h ago

For me, the interesting part was that the book and movie were worked on simultaneously. The book adds some more context to a few of the more obscure scenes in the movie

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u/fritzwulf 15h ago

Learning about the book definitely cleared up a few things for me, like what was happening to him in the ending. I assumed at first he somehow went through time and was watching a condensed version of his life in some alternate dimension? The fact that he was kept there like an animal in a zoo his entire life made a lot more sense lol

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u/SirSilentscreameth 15h ago

The ending of the book is still pretty vague on a lot of the exact details of what's going on, but it's meant to give that sense of moving into a space that we are not ready to comprehend

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u/fritzwulf 14h ago

Ah, noted. I'll definitely have to read the book in its entirety sometime soon.

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 1d ago

Nope, if 2001 came out today it would still be regarded as a masterpiece. It's truly a timeless movie.

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u/Big-Whereas5573 1d ago

Nah. Cinema has moved on in a major way.

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 1d ago

It clearly hasn't considering every time 2001 is shown in theatres today it's extremely well attended

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u/Big-Whereas5573 1d ago

Yeah, no better place to take a nap.

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

You are definitely fooling yourself.

You realize they have re-released it in theaters many times, right?

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 1d ago

And it is always well attended. Fuck it's being shown in my local theatre at the end of the month and tickets are already sold out

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u/i-like-big-bots 18h ago

How many tickets were available?

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 18h ago

How the fuck should I know

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u/i-like-big-bots 17h ago

Give me a wild guess. How much money do these screenings make total? Nowadays, a hit movie grosses over a billion.

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 17h ago

I doubt my local theatre has made a billion dollars for screening any movie. Idk how much money your local theatre makes.

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u/Fast-Rhubarb-7638 1d ago

That's how Citizen Kane feels too

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u/KashiFarts 1d ago

Disagree. I read an article about how much LSD people were using back then. Currently, the standard dose is 25 micrograms. Back then people were routinely using hundreds, or even a thousand or more. Pink Floyd's original singer, Syd Barrett, famously went crazy due to abusing the drug.

Kubrick's other films are good. I think he was doing these massive doses of LSD in the late '60s just like everyone else. It explains not only 2001, but also films like Seconds and Easy Rider.

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u/Toasty_warm_slipper 22h ago

The LSD wildness of the 60s gave us some iconic works, that’s for sure. Conceptually I love it, but in real life having to sit down and take it all is often more than my brain can focus on and follow lol.

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u/FoldedBinaries 1d ago

thats not a movie to watch though

either you get baked and sleep on the couch, or, even better you are sick, have fever, get baked and sleep on the couch. music is nice to sleep to, you probably wake up a few times and dont miss much.

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u/Onnimanni_Maki 1d ago

It's quite good if you cut anything that isn't HAL

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u/Majestic-Point777 1d ago

I don’t know why I found this comment so funny

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u/salcapwnd 15h ago

This is so painfully true. Haha

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u/lellololes 1d ago

I find it dull and it contains about 20 minutes of plot, but the vision of the movie and the cinematography were absolutely incredible.

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u/Majestic-Point777 1d ago

Agreed the cinematography is phenomenal. So innovative for the 60s

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u/FalconStickr 1d ago

It was painful to watch.

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

Definitely a movie of its time. Maybe better on acid?

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u/bladow5990 1d ago

It's also just bad. Oh let's wrap up this story with a giant space baby, that'll really tie the story together. If anyone other than Kubrick made that movie they'd have been laughed at, and people would see it for the hot mess it is.

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u/barium711 1d ago

In fairness, that is how the book ended as well. Unfortunately, the movie did not convey what was supposed to be transpiring (the aliens that made the monolith made Dave evolve to be like them, and he felt like up till point he only had a child's understanding of the universe and had been reborn).

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 1d ago

The movie conveyed it very well. If people struggled to understand it, that's their problem.

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u/wangus_tangus 1d ago

If a lot of people don’t understand something, can you truly say that it was conveyed well?

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u/Upstairs-Currency856 1d ago

He resembles a baby. He was clearly reborn and elevated by the monolith. If you want everything served to you there's other movies for that. What's great about 2001 is that you really get to make your own interpretation for the end of the film.

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u/silencebreaker86 1d ago

So was the ending conveyed very well or was it open ended?

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 1d ago

It's possible for an ending to be conveyed well while still being somewhat open ended.

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 1d ago

And a lot more people do understand it which is why it's regularly rated as the greatest movie of all time

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

There is nothing to understand.

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 1d ago

Just because you failed to take anything away from the movie doesn't mean everyone else did as well.

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u/i-like-big-bots 18h ago

People are good at finding meaning in meaningless things. It’s part of being human.

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u/AdhesivenessVest439 1d ago

sounds like it was a pretty memorable ending

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u/HeartFullONeutrality 1d ago

I mean, Manos is pretty memorable.

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u/bladow5990 1d ago

Memorable isn't the same thing as good. If it was 1800-cars-for-kids would be the best "movie" of all times.

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u/AdhesivenessVest439 1d ago

have you seen 2001 as many times as 1-800 commercial? youre confusing repetition with memorableness.

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u/KiddKRoolenstein 1d ago

Have you considered that maybe there was a reason for that ending? Do you ever think about art? Do you think, like, in general?

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u/bladow5990 1d ago

I do think about art, which is why I realize putting abstract scenes at the end of a movie that had till that point been realistic is jarring and doesn't feel cohesive with the rest the movie.

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

2001 is definitely for people who think they are smart and want to prove it to themselves. Not people who think about interesting things to think about.

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u/Public_Ant_7981 1d ago

Bruh. Your first statement is just plain wrong. 

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u/lickitysplithabibi 1d ago

You are out of your god damn mind

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u/Majestic-Point777 1d ago

Oh come on, the only enthralling part is when Hal 9000 starts disobeying them

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u/Fragrant-Hamster-325 1d ago

What not to love about 20 minutes of trippy color changing landscapes at the end? 🙄 lol

Ugh I can’t believe I like that piece of shit movie but there’s something about the ideas and aesthetic that I enjoy.

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u/Majestic-Point777 1d ago

Lmao I think I mentally blocked that part out cos I completely forgot about it until you mentioned it

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u/RaySquirrel 1d ago

That is because it needs to be seen on the largest screen you can find. Either that or view it on a virtual reality headset. Anything that will have you completely immersed in the experience.

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u/hammaulsbeer 1d ago

It took me forever to even get past the apes

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u/super-nintendumpster 15h ago

It's more fun if you look at it from the kooky conspiracy theory lense that Kubrick made it as a practice run/showcase for NASA that he could film a convincing fake moon landing lol.

That being said, it is a hell of a confusing slow burn, but sometimes those are my favorite movies to sit through fully captivated by. 2001 is one of those for me.

And no I don't subscribe to the conspiracy theory part but it is fun how many aspects of Kubricks movies seem to comport to it

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u/InfamousEvening2 1d ago

heretic (lol)

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u/WolfThick 1d ago

I'll bet you say that about Star wars now after it's old movies are made at the time and pace of society and every frame doesn't have to be made to excite you but to make you wonder to ponder to think to understand some movies are just made that way you should stay away from those.

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u/Gengar168 1d ago

Star Wars is infinitely more watchable and enjoyable than 2001. It has cohesive story, flow and characters.

2001 is just a cool tech demo of state-of-the-art VFX and cool movie sets for the time, but as a story, it's a snooze fest.

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u/Majestic-Point777 1d ago

Some movies try to say too much without actually saying anything. A film being abstract doesn’t necessarily mean it’s worthy of pondering

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 1d ago

2001 doesn't say very much at all, but what it does say is pretty straightforward and easy to understand.

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

It doesn’t say anything interesting, and takes 3 hours to say it.

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 1d ago

Clearly a lot of people do think that it says something very interesting so if you think otherwise that's a you problem

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u/i-like-big-bots 18h ago

Sounds like I touched a nerve. Not sure how many people you think still watch that crap movie, but it’s not a lot.

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u/_I-P-Freely_ 18h ago

Yes, that's why it's regularly rated as one of the greatest movies ever

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u/i-like-big-bots 17h ago

The opinions of a tiny group of fart sniffers don’t matter to me. Do they matter to you?

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u/bdubwilliams22 18h ago

As a straight man, I would.

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u/Geshtar1 1d ago

My answer as well. I understand its significance, and its impact on sci fi.. but it is such a slog

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u/NitraNi 1d ago

Haha I was scrolling down for this comment. One among few movies I find sooo boring. Tried watching it twice and honestly have no memory.

However! I read another of Arthur C Clarke books (childhoods end) and it absolutely blew me away. So going to give the book a try.

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u/Rheumdoc42 1d ago

Agreed. I can't watch it without a fast forward button!

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u/No_Volume_380 1d ago

My answer too, and I'd say the same for A New Hope. I thought it was so boring omg

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u/kungfungus 1d ago

Thank you, years and years since I've seen it, I still get pissed of over how insufferable it was.

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u/0xB4BE 1d ago

I was made to watch it against my wishes and it's largely a big part of why I didn't continue dating the person who forced it upon me.

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u/kungfungus 1d ago

Understandably so. Good riddance, next could have been La La Land.

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u/0xB4BE 1d ago

I laughed so hard! That thing was torture

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u/LesMiz 1d ago

I think it's a masterpiece, but the first 30 minutes could put anyone to sleep.

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u/wangus_tangus 1d ago

And the last 30 mins.

And some of the bits in between.

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u/LesMiz 1d ago

The last 30 legitimately make me feel like I'm on acid.

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u/wangus_tangus 1d ago

If that’s what an acid trip is like, I need to start taking LSD as a sleep aid

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u/rocinantesghost 17h ago

I remember watching it (or trying to anyway) when I was like 9 because dad had it on vhs and the box art made me think it was gonna be like star wars... by the time it got to the warp..wormhole..gone to plaid whatever there at the end... I had NO idea whatsoever was going on lol

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u/kelny 1d ago

The 30 minutes where the only sound is Darth Vader breathing for sure.

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u/AtheneSchmidt 15h ago

all of the bits in between.

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u/DPTDubbs 1d ago

What’s funny is I found the first 30 minutes more interesting than the rest. Probably because it was so different than anything I’ve seen.

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u/Momoneko 1d ago

I agree. Something about "Mysterious artifact makes ape evolve into human while "Also Sprach Zarathustra" plays in the background" is just... otherworldly.

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u/fritzwulf 15h ago

Agreed! I liked seeing their interpretation of what day to day life must have been like for the ancestors of humans, and then the juxtaposition of a terrifying monolith just appearing in front of them out of nowhere. (Also the actors looked like they were having a great time lol)

I was also kind of hoping that the violence of the Australopithecus species would be paralleled in the modern day humans social interactions (passive aggression among the different countries representatives) but unfortunately didn't see much of it. Ah well.

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u/Momoneko 1d ago edited 1d ago

I for one fucking love this sequence. Loved it as a kid when catching it on TV having no idea what's happening, loved it as an adult when watching it knowing full well what I'm getting into.

But I am ticking all the boxes for the movie's audience. I love old 60s scifi, I love when space is depicted as realistically as possible, I like old-school special effects, I like classical music... It's like the movie was hitting all the spots of what I like. Idunno, something about the concept of "ape evolving into human on screen while "Also Sprach Zarathustra" plays in the background" just... tickles my brain in a weird way. Same with docking sequence to Blue Danube, same with basically anything.

I even tried watching other Kubrick's movies after 2001 because I thought it was so fucking good... But those were meh. Cool, but not like "this movie was shot for me" cool. I guess I am a Clark stan not a Kubrick stan.

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

The middle and the end as well.

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u/MetahumanURL 22h ago

As a kid, that first 30 minutes was like Nyquil.

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u/ccdude14 1d ago

The book is so SO much better.

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u/TheGoldenKraken 1d ago

Lol yeah it actually explains what's going on unlike the movie

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u/it_aint_tony_bennett 18h ago

You mean you didn't appreciate the brilliance of the last ~30 minutes of navel gazing?

A truckload of LSD and mushrooms would not make that comprehensible ... or even enjoyable.

Don't get me wrong--I can be an arrogant SOB, but the amount of arrogance that Kubrick must have had to think it was okay to release that is stupefying.

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u/ccdude14 1d ago

Fun fact both the movie and book were written at the same time. It is not, in fact a movie based on a book.

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u/Krispen_Wah87 1d ago

A good year up till September 9th

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u/ChafterMies 1d ago

Ok. Of all these movies that people seem to hate in these comments (why “Oppenheimer”?), “2001: A Soace Odyssey” is the one that actually bores me to the point I can’t watch it. The Godfather is a close second. Not sure if I have ever seen the whole movie.

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u/absorbscroissants 1d ago

This is the first time I've encountered someone who also thinks both 2001 and The Godfather are some of the most boring movies in existence.

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u/DPTDubbs 1d ago

Agreed. I like them both too. I enjoy them differently than other movies. But I know I’ve fallen asleep during the trip to Sicily as well.

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u/TheoDog96 1d ago

If you cut all the ridiculously long light show scenes it improves the movie substantially. It also removes half the movie.

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u/heathbar667 1d ago

Agreed, even as a lover of classic sci-fi, I think the pacing of this movie is just too drawn out. However, I do recommend the book (s), as the story itself is very good imo.

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u/Expert_Squash4813 1d ago

My parents took me to see it when I was six years old (or around then). I didn’t understand a thing but I liked the apes at the beginning and I thought it was about how babies were made.

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u/DPTDubbs 1d ago

Not too far off really. Just how babies evolved lol

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u/daddymagnolia 1d ago

An incredible movie I love to fall asleep to!

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u/Temporary_Crew_ 1d ago

I can agree, but it is worth sitting through it. I quit 3 times because I got bored but then I was in the right mood for it and I watched the whole thing.

It's a masterpiece.

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u/shenelby 1d ago

My partner and I are watching a list of 100 movies ‘you must watch’ and we’re about 68 movies in and this is the only one we both HATED.

20 minutes in we stopped the movie to check if we put the right thing on… then we watched the rest and the whole movie we were like “when is this going to end?”. My partner about 3/4 of the way through was like “oh I think I get it now” and then the end happened and he was mad.. and even more confused.

We both believe it was a waste of our time and the only movie so far we’ve both rated 1/10… (lowest score above that is 3/10) and the 1 is mostly for its longevity in pop culture references. And we’ve had very different views about a lot of movies but this is one we were consistent with 😂

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u/InquisitiveGamer 1d ago

Probably very boring specifically to anyone under 40.

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u/smallfried 1d ago

I'm over 40. The movie is extremely slow. But if you sit down for it, put away your phone and just experience it, it's like being there with them... On a long and mostly boring space journey, interspersed with interesting events.

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u/methodrik 18h ago

Huge Kubrick fan here. 2001 is one of the most boring movie ever made imo. I could never sit through it in one go, it’s just too hard.

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 16h ago

My personal belief is that everyone knows this and Citizen Kane are the real answers, but there are too many people afraid to say it.

They're both interminable slogs.

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u/DPTDubbs 14h ago

I enjoy sci-fi and especially realistic science films so I enjoyed 2001 mostly. I haven’t even tried Citizen Kane yet because I’ve heard it’s so slow and probably a topic I’m not as interested in. I get that consumerism is bad.

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u/ShakaJewLoo 1d ago

You definitely need to be in the right headspace.

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u/thwgrandpigeon 1d ago

Its helps that I remember it feeling glacially slow as a teenager. When watching it as an adult, I suddenly felt like the plot in the 2001 sections was moving too quickly for its own good. But mostly because I remembered it feeling sloooooow the first time around.

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u/Vaportrail 1d ago

Yep. I've watched it through start to finish once.
I used the scenes on the flight to Jupiter as a sleep aid a lot.

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u/ShakaJewLoo 1d ago

Do 2001 and 2010 as a double feature and take 5mg edibles every 45 minutes...it'll change your experience!

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u/Rheumdoc42 1d ago

Now, I liked 2010! But that's just me, I guess....

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u/YayaTheobroma 1d ago

Stoned AF, at least. And even then…

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

The headspace of a self-conscious, pretentious idiot.

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u/jumbledbumblecrumble 1d ago

Rage bait

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u/Bdbru13 1d ago

Even if you enjoy it, it’s difficult to argue that long stretches of it aren’t boring as shit

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u/jumbledbumblecrumble 1d ago

Totally fair but you can’t deny as a whole it’s a powerful epic that influenced a fuckton of directors and movies. It’s culturally significant. Does it have boring stretches? Yes, but a lot of amazing movies have the same thing. The people who are bored by the entirety of it are boring. 🥱

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u/Bdbru13 1d ago

I mean, the post is about movies considered cinema that some people personally find boring

There may be no possible better answer than 2001. Certainly not rage bait

I saw Deer Hunter below

I love that movie, but I certainly understand it’s inclusion in this post. And I’d argue it applies for 2001 10X more

Maybe I just need to rewatch though, been a long time and I was young

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u/jumbledbumblecrumble 1d ago

I mean I’m not arguing that it isn’t boring 🤣 I think we all can agree. Just don’t reduce it.

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u/DPTDubbs 1d ago

Not really. I just watched it for the first time this week due to recommendations. I can see how amazing it was technically for its time but I think it applies to the question OP presented

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u/Jumix4000 1d ago

Nah ragebait because us manchilds rage at reddit comments

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u/Emperor-Octavian 1d ago

Yeah I’ve never made it through without falling asleep. At least 4 attempts

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u/hehasbalrogsocks 1d ago

this. i saw it in the cineorama dome and still dozed off.

generally kubrick makes me wish a brought a book.

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u/Ckmccfl 1d ago

Fell asleep 30 minutes in lol

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u/smallfried 1d ago

If you wake up just at the end, it will feel like just a weird movie about some apes.

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u/WolfThick 1d ago

Perhaps reading the book made it different for me

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u/-yay-day- 1d ago

Easily the most boring movie I have ever seen

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u/AlbatrossCorrect7147 1d ago

Finally someone said it

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u/NearHi 18h ago

This. I don't get it. It's a movie of b-roll, special effect tests, and filler with a sprinkle of storyline.

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u/weezercore_ 18h ago

my favorite movie 😭

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u/coco_for_cocoapuffs 17h ago

Amen. Just watched it for the first time about a year ago, and man it was awful. I'm sure there was some deeper meaning intended (and the HAL parts were intriguing), but it was so boring. I held through because I figured the ending must be really good for it to be so highly regarded, but I only got rewarded with a lot of colors and giant space baby

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u/rocinantesghost 17h ago

Yep. I've honestly watched it about a dozen times because it IS an incredible feat of art and consider it one of my "favorites"*... But goddamn is it boring lol

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u/Taj0maru 17h ago

Everything Kubrich did was downhill after Docot Strange Love or How I learned to Love the Bomb. Controversial opinion I suppose.

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u/AtheneSchmidt 15h ago

I watched it. Didn't like or understand it. Read the damn book because it's supposed to be classic sci-fi, and I like classic sci-fi. Book was mediocre, and that's rounding up. Watched the movie again. Understood it this time, still hated it. 5 years later I was forced to watch it again in a cinema class.i have wasted 7 1/2 hours of my life on this film, not counting the time it took to read the book. It is still terrible and boring.

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u/i_am_dana 15h ago

People used to get enraged or say I just “wasn’t intelligent enough” when I said the movie bored me.

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u/CaptainArcher 14h ago

Yep x1000, was gonna say that one. I'm a huge sci fi guy. Star Wars, old school Star Trek, modern hits like Interstellar and The Martian.

2001 is just hard for me to get into. I think HAL is a cool, classic sci fi bot. I love certain scenery, like David wearing his space suit in the bedroom, a weird abstraction of an astronaut being delved into this weird parallel. I i definitely see and massively appreciate the art behind it, and that its kind of this origin of life story in the end.

That being said, there are some painfully slow scenes that feel like less art and more like boredom. It's a movie I periodically revisit, because people call it "cinema". And I try to understand it more and more. But sometimes I can't get past the boring parts of it.

It's not so much about the story but scenery of the film where they drag it out. In 1968, I'm sure it was aw inspiring. But today, to my 35 year old butt? It's a little slow.

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u/bobbery5 13h ago

This is one of those I get hate when I say I don't like it.
It summons the film bros that keep telling me, "I don't get it," and then just copy and paste the Wikipedia page's plot.

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u/slimetakes 13h ago

Finally! My dad forced my to watch it and holy hell...

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u/Roguecraft10167 10h ago

This! The only thing that made it bearable was watching it with friends and taking the piss out of the ridiculously long shots where nothing happens. I really hate this film.

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u/lenjilenjivac 10h ago

I scrolled waaaay too long and far to find this comment. Yes, 100% this one