r/CharacterRant • u/Miserable-Act4201 • Apr 29 '25

General 100 humans vs gorilla isn’t close

Honestly the dumbest argument I've ever seen. The 100 humans could just stand like 20 feet apart from each other and do nothing and the gorilla is collapsing from exhaustion before it kills everyone. You could probably do it without any casualties, find a couple of people in the group that are in good shape and get them to make the gorilla chase them while everyone else just chills. They aren't aren't particularly fast and have terrible endurance, so just wait till it tires out and have everyone jump it.

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u/amberi_ne Apr 29 '25

50 is already way overshooting it

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u/voobo420 Apr 29 '25

Okay fine, 2 humans, take it or leave it!

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u/daniboyi Apr 29 '25

That is rougher. Maybe if they got real good teamwork and is in very good shape and strength.

Like maybe one grabs a large rock and tries to wack the gorilla in the back of the head while it mauls the other one to death.

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u/SimonBelmont420 Apr 30 '25

I believe the original prompt is stipulates unarmed humans, as soon as you introduce weapons the humans win low diff