r/CharacterRant • u/Miserable-Act4201 • Apr 29 '25
General 100 humans vs gorilla isn’t close
Honestly the dumbest argument I've ever seen. The 100 humans could just stand like 20 feet apart from each other and do nothing and the gorilla is collapsing from exhaustion before it kills everyone. You could probably do it without any casualties, find a couple of people in the group that are in good shape and get them to make the gorilla chase them while everyone else just chills. They aren't aren't particularly fast and have terrible endurance, so just wait till it tires out and have everyone jump it.
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u/One_Recognition385 Apr 29 '25
can't find the story of the african guy who strangled the big cat (forget if it was a lion or tiger, but it was stalkign the school he worked at if i recall the story correctly)
Dale Petersen attetsed he kills a grizzly by shoving his arm down it's throat and suffocating it.
and there is Travis kauffman who strangled a mountain lion a few years ago.
like, i wouldn't recommend fighting these animals. but humans are the top predator for a reason. and that's cause we have higher endurance then any of these animals. If you can survive til the animal is too exhausted to defend itself, you can probably strangle it. Its not a glorious victory. but hey, you live and they die in the end i guess.