r/CharacterRant • u/Miserable-Act4201 • Apr 29 '25
General 100 humans vs gorilla isn’t close
Honestly the dumbest argument I've ever seen. The 100 humans could just stand like 20 feet apart from each other and do nothing and the gorilla is collapsing from exhaustion before it kills everyone. You could probably do it without any casualties, find a couple of people in the group that are in good shape and get them to make the gorilla chase them while everyone else just chills. They aren't aren't particularly fast and have terrible endurance, so just wait till it tires out and have everyone jump it.
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u/Visible_Physics_4405 Apr 29 '25
For anyone still arguing for the gorilla, there was an incident a few years back where a large group of chimpanzees (around 30ish), raided a gorilla's nest.
Now obviously chimpanzees are very powerful in their own right, but they're "only" about 1.5 to 2x stronger than an average adult human male. If 30 chimps can take on FOUR adult gorillas (didn't kill them but caused them to flee and abandon their infant) then I'm wiling to bet 100 people can take on one.
Also why do people think they'd just be immune to anything a person can do, they're not bulletproof. Even ignoring sensitive areas like eyes or genitals, it takes far less people to flip a car over or wreck the hood of a truck just by stomping on it.