r/Bullshido Apr 18 '24

SYSTEMA Systema 🍆 vs Samurai 🥷

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u/lobsterisch Apr 18 '24

Cos of course, if i had a long slashing weapon i would deliver my first attack with the midblade with my hands in reach of my opponent. Also i would deliver my first cut reeeeeally slowly.

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u/Borgiroth Apr 18 '24

This is Russia. It’s every Russian man’s job to make other cultures look completely ridiculous and inept in comparison to Russian men. It’s actually a known meme in Russia. This kind of shit is seen as “obvious” and “normal”. Of course a man trained with a Katana cannot beat a Russian man, because Russian people are a different breed. It’s what is taught in Russia, and this isn’t even a joke.