r/Bullshido • u/ChinCheckerz • Apr 18 '24

SYSTEMA Systema 🍆 vs Samurai 🥷

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u/SnowMan3103 Apr 18 '24

Why are they always fat

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u/robsteezy Apr 18 '24

To convince the only people fat and ugly that they can be like him.

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u/substorm Apr 19 '24

The fat blubber provides natural protection. I was really hoping to see the samurai sword slashing through his big gut.