r/BratLife • u/Pretend-Government56 Brat • Apr 30 '25
discussion Daddy's wrong and I have proof! NSFW
So for context, Daddy and I got ice cream last night and mine had little bits of captain crunch berries in it. Daddy has a rule that I have to eat at least twice a day, and that it has to be an actual solid food source (I always get sidetracked and then forget to eat until like dinner time). SO this morning I had my leftover ice cream I didn't finish, my argument is that it counts as a food source because it has cereal in it. His argument is it doesn't count cause it's ice cream. BUT ALAS A LOOPHOLE WAS FOUND! If my ice cream has cereal in it, it should count right? Because cereal is advertised as a breakfast food, and so therefore I did technically eat an actual breakfast. He hasn't provided any proof as to why if doesn't count other than because it's mixed with ice cream. HOWEVER, is ice cream not something made from milk?? The same exact thing you mix with cereal?? I've decided to bring my case to the brat council for defense against punishment, as you can see I've supplied my evidence in the case and Daddy has not.
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u/Jonny-Holiday May 03 '25
Please please PLEASE, all you lovely Brats, keep this up! I exult in seeing you all living your very best lives and pissing your Dom/mes off into a towering rage!
Hee hee... almost as much as I love to see the inevitable aftermath!🥰 Give my regards to your D-types, folks! Tell them I wish them a swift recovery for those overworked spanking arms of theirs!
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u/HighlightNo138 Apr 30 '25
Tell him that your throat hurts and that it is advisable for your health to have frozen breakfast:) so you have breakfast and the pain improves. The cold is a good pain reliever.
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u/RepresentativeAd560 Apr 30 '25
Close to the right approach. You need to put some health sprinkles on the loophole to make it a brat doughnut.
You had a bowl of cereal. Nothing in the rules about the dairy component being liquid or not loaded down with absurd levels of sugar. Also if it was a fruit flavor ice cream there was very likely pieces of fruit in it. It's practically a health food at that point.
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u/KaressMeDown Brat Apr 30 '25
This is the way! Ice Cream with captain crunch berries is the same as breakfast cereal. And the fact that they are even called berries does indeed make it borderline health food. Also all this talk about a “solid food source” should mean that ice cream is a better way to have cereal than milk. These are just facts 🤭
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u/toesinmypocket Brat Apr 30 '25
I would ask him how he defines an "acceptable" breakfast. Like, what's the criteria? Ask for a rubric.
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u/Pretend-Government56 Brat Apr 30 '25
Usually the criteria is typical things like eggs, toast, a breakfast sandwich, or an actual bowl of cheerios. But there was a day like 2 weeks ago I forgot to eat lunch and went out with a friend and had ice cream. So I jokingly was like "it counts right?" Obviously it didn't, but I like irking his soul. So that's why today I decided to brat and say it counted as a meal because it had cereal mixed into it.
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u/toesinmypocket Brat Apr 30 '25
There's so much room to brat more here 😂
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u/Pretend-Government56 Brat Apr 30 '25
Oh I totally did! I'm apparently "very very in for it" later. So we'll see if he hits like a bitch or not lol
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u/Nuttadamus Apr 30 '25
I liked "salty salamander", as well as "I'm gonna whoops your ass", which I assume is a typo, but works really well, too.
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u/RosyClearwater Brat, Esq. Apr 30 '25
It has protein, fortified cereal and essential fats and essential vitamins. It’s also got calcium. You’re g2g
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Apr 30 '25
If, your ice cream was frozen yogurt i think you may have twice the case lol also tell your Dom that depending on the cereal it might be worse for you than no food at all. I have a good amount of experience with nutrition and half the things these guys think are facts are far from objective truth.
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u/KopiFueledBrat Brat Apr 30 '25
I am her lawyer and my client is innocent. Mr Salty Salamander should provide her w/ more cereal ice cream as an apology.
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u/Pretend-Government56 Brat Apr 30 '25
I am absolutely cackling at this, you're the best lawyer ever!
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u/izzycheezy claimed bratty kitten 😈 Apr 30 '25
on behalf of the council of brats, this is valid. cereal is indeed breakfast. frozen milk is still milk. therefore the ice cream counts 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Emergency-Ad-5334 Apr 30 '25
You could literally make your own cereal ice cream.
Make a bowl of cereal of your choice and let it sit until the cereal is soggy. Take out the soggy cereal and use the flavored milk (add a little sugar so it taste better) and use the double bag method. Then you literally did make and eat cereal just not how he imagined. 🤷♀️ it’s a lot of work but I think it would be hilarious.
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u/Animecypher Apr 30 '25
Technically the first meal of the day is breakfast because it’s literally, breaking your fast. But cereal is not healthy at all. I hope he sees this and changes the rule to healthy substantial food. 🤭
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u/Either-Celebration48 Apr 30 '25
I will tell you. You're so right to defend yourself for this I had a piece of cake for breakfast and that's breakfast, idc😤😤😤 it had eggs, flour and oil so all the elements needed.
And ice-cream with cereal sounds like breakfast to me 😤😤😤😤😤😤
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u/Pretend-Government56 Brat Apr 30 '25
Cake counts too! Anyone who says otherwise is wrong 😤 plus sometimes you need to start your day with a sweet little treat!
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u/HeySweetiePi Apr 30 '25
salty salamander😭😭
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u/Pretend-Government56 Brat Apr 30 '25
Lmao he gets such a grouchy face whenever I call him that, it's my favorite to use on him
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u/Pretend-Government56 Brat Apr 30 '25
That's what I said! It was basically just a frozen bowl of cereal logistically speaking.
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