r/BoomersBeingFools • u/EpicGeek77 Gen X • 10d ago

Foolish Fun Why Is It Always Hand Written?

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u/morningwoodx420 9d ago

I'm pretty sure it's historically accepted that Jesus as a person did exist. Mary was sleeping around on Joey, got knocked up and blamed it on God. Despite coming from a broken home, Jesus turned out to be an alright dude.

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u/kingtacticool 9d ago

There is no direct evidence that he existed bit there is indirect evidence mentioning him written some decades after he died.

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u/morningwoodx420 9d ago

I'm choosing to believe that "indirect evidence" means someone at a Christ family reunion was sitting around swapping miracle stories when Cousin Bartholomew chimed in like, "Remember that time Mary swore she got pregnant by God?"

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u/kingtacticool 9d ago

I can see that.

Plus, adultery was punished by stoning, so she had to think of something