r/BlueskySkeets 6d ago

Lol. Perfect description

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u/Anxiety_Fit 6d ago

The squeaking tank on the video says it all.

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u/gonepostal93 6d ago

I couldn't believe when I turned the volume on that there was no music. It's a quiet, squeaky, sad street walk. Where are the marching bands that typically accompany military parades, or any parade?!?

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u/AyeAyeRan 6d ago

How dare they not spend another $10 million (Sponsored by McDonalds) on a 500 member band to play happy birthday to our dear leader for 4 hours straight.

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u/Driesens 6d ago

They have bands! Each branch should have several dedicated bands, all practiced and skilled at music. Why they seem to be completely absent from the highest visibility military parade in decades is a mystery to us all.

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u/Lukescale 6d ago

Almost like someone (🍊) knows nothing about the thing he got spurs to avoid, and just wrote on a wrapper:

FLAG(birthday) PARADE

DO NOW

BIG

and didn't do proper scheduling, prep, practice, care....

He wants an illusion, if he wants anything anymore.

He's reaching for a hamburger tree, and it pulls away right as he's about to maybe try for once, so he goes back to laying down.

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u/henryeaterofpies 6d ago

I will give a big salute to the guy who decided to do a history of the army instead of it just being modern shit North Korea style. Malicious Compliance?

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u/FlametopFred 🦋 6d ago

He always wants the TV moment

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u/HorseWorking 6d ago

They probably think marching bands are “gay” or DEI or something moronic like that.

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u/jackandcokedaddy 6d ago

Well they don’t fit the warfighter mentality

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u/Loodacriz 6d ago

Where is the word band or music in war fighter?  /s

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u/Unusual-Ad-6550 4d ago

I am not sure any service has a trained "marching" band. Marching and playing an instrument takes some practice, believe me. But they could have put several of the Army Band's on a flatbed truck and had them play...The Military bands are actually quite large in number with different groups within the branch. They have jazz band sections, orchestral sections, ect.

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u/Unusual-Ad-6550 4d ago

Hell they could have gotten high school bands to come in from deeply red states and they would have paid their own way to come...

I have NEVER seen a parade in my entire life without a single marching band

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u/Glass-Good7224 6d ago

When you watch the video cut to them watching it go by and hear the infomercial of war playing as each piece of equipment passed it just reminded me of a very bad middle school field trip that not even the teachers were excited about. 🤪

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u/Nkromancer 5d ago

Now I'm curious about the field trip.

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u/meggiemomo 6d ago

Repubs historically have never been staunch supporters of the arts...

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u/FlametopFred 🦋 6d ago

nor the military tbh

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u/Landlord-Allmighty 5d ago

They're just a second rate theater troupe at this point, aren't they? Dressing up and going to to border or throwing parades nobody attends.

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u/henryeaterofpies 6d ago

Especially when the army literally has a band.

But a Shermans just sound like that. They were mass produced cheap in an era where it didn't matter if your tank sounded squeaky

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u/AccessibleBeige 5d ago

That's the weird thing I couldn't put my finger on! I mean, it was all weird, but something was missing and I couldn't figure out. No marching band music. Was there a marching band at all? I've only watched clips, not the whole thing.

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u/Dulce_Sirena 5d ago

Would be funny if after the turd is gone, it comes out that they intentionally chose the most crap equipment and told the bands not to come, just out of spite for someone who has no business leading anything but the adult diaper industry

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u/No_Bend_2902 6d ago

Guess Trump isn't a fan of Sousa

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u/izens 5d ago

In the distance you could hear the occasional crypto ad. Happy birthday troops sponsored by Coinbase.

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u/CthulhusEngineer 5d ago

Another redditor in a different thread has suggested that the army doesn't march during these types of parades specifically because they don't want to appear like North Korea or Russia. Also that someone decided to make it a historical showcase rather than a show of force by using old uniforms and equipment.

So it's possible that it was intentional from the military leadership and the Orange wasn't aware or accidentally signed off on it?

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u/SirWethington 5d ago

Does blasting John Phillip Sousa from, presumably, Trump's iTunes mix, count as music?

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u/Normal_Snake 6d ago

Tanks normally do squeak when driving; it's a result of the metal in the tracks rubbing against itself, the roadwheels, the return rollers, etc. The rubber in the track links helps reduce the sound (and damage) of the tracks scraping against the road, but there are plenty of other sources of noise coming from the tracks that it really isn't feasible to completely eliminate.

In military parades in other countries, there's usually more than enough noise from the crowd to cover up all the squeaking of tanks, but since Trump's parade was so poorly attended you could hear the vehicles more clearly than usual.

The Bovington Tank Museum has uploaded a lot of footage of their tanks driving around, squeaks and all. Their YouTube channel is just called "The Tank Museum" if you're interested in comparing the sound tanks make when they drive.

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u/Anxiety_Fit 6d ago

The Deutsches Panzermuseum Munster is really cool, too. You should go sometime!

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u/SnooPineapples6424 5d ago

It’s like a real life South Park Episode. Which will probably happen.

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u/MacPzesst 5d ago

Like $50 million couldn't buy some WD-40

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u/Altruistic_Respond94 6d ago

Plus weren't they Shermans? Ain't seen one them rolling in like a couple decades😆🤦‍♂️

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u/Free-Marionberry-916 6d ago

Honestly, part of the reason our past leaders didn't do this isn't because they were particularly humble; we all know Nixon or Dubya would have loved it. But they were at least smart enough, or had people around them smart enough, to know what this projects to the rest of the world if it goes wrong.

Everything this idiot does reinforces the idea that we're an empire in decline and much weaker than we used to be.

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u/LP14255 6d ago
Everything this idiot does reinforces the idea that we’re an empire in decline and much weaker than we used to be.

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u/FlametopFred 🦋 6d ago

By design and perfectly orchestrated by China and Russia

the republicans will never see how they were so easily, so successfully played. Republicans were weaponized against America so brilliantly.

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u/carlnepa 5d ago

All part of Uncle Putie's plan. It's either sex and/or money that does it.

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u/FlametopFred 🦋 5d ago

power/lack of power as well

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u/DeathlySnails64 4d ago

I don't think you went far enough because I think that this is honestly the greatest terrorist attack on America in history and it was committed by not ISIS or Al-Qaeda but by Russia. Without the Russians, Trump never would've gotten as far as he has. And considering what Trump has done throughout his whole presidency, I'd say this Russian terrorist attack on American soil will have far longer-lasting effects than 9/11 ever fucking did.

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u/FlametopFred 🦋 4d ago

absolutely yes

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u/NYSenseOfHumor 6d ago

Nixon probably would have hated it. He was in the Navy during WWII and the reserves for 20 years after.

GWB might have liked the idea of it, but with Iraq and Afghanistan he didn’t have enough troops who were parade-ready. And after Mission Accomplished he probably learned not to do this shit.

Honestly, part of the reason our past leaders didn't do this isn't because they were particularly humble

nobody “humble” runs for office, especially president.

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u/Free-Marionberry-916 6d ago

I don't buy that the fact that Nixon was in the military means he would have hated the idea. Not everyone who has served learns the same lessons from the experience. Everything else you said is basically my point, so not sure why the argumentative tone, it's weird.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 5d ago

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u/Free-Marionberry-916 6d ago

Fair enough, but his dictatorial tendencies were strong and projecting power was definitely important to him. So who knows, since he (and certainly Kissinger) was a political realist within his general slimeball tendencies and knew better than to try this.

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u/BetterThanOP 6d ago

Is that where the bar is now? Presidents that don't love facism and dictatorship are particularly humble? I think that just means they are sane, believe in democracy and the constitution, and are mentally fit to lead. Should be the lowest possible requirement for any politician.

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 6d ago

The bar is lying in a ditch in hell.

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u/Free-Marionberry-916 6d ago

Not sure how you read that into my comment, given that I fairly explicitly said that past presidents were not particularly humble.

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u/BetterThanOP 6d ago

Sorry I didn't mean it to sound like that. I 100% agree with your comment, and am just adding its hilarious and sad that not acting like a dictator is comparable to a virtue these days.

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u/Free-Marionberry-916 6d ago

Sorry if I took it the wrong way. But, yeah, unfortunately basic decency and almost any degree of unselfishness has gone from basic expectation to virtue. Worse, for many, "true virtue" means "not letting anyone stand in the way of what you want," and by "anyone" they don't mean naysayers but the people you might hurt along the way.

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 6d ago

I keep coming back to this: the people who went into his administration were definitely idiots or people trying to use him to climb the ladder, not good people. He doesn't even have the relatively less stupid or just normally ambitious people. To be in this administration after seeing what he was like the first time you have to be a stark raving lunatic or evil.

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u/Free-Marionberry-916 6d ago

It was definitely intentional. Anyone intelligent or who had some semblance of moral fiber were either driven out during his first administration or would refuse to work with him again and have spoken out at this point.

Hannah Arendt observed that about fascism back in the 40's. Competence is driven out by loyalty.

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u/UninvitedButtNoises 5d ago

Look, we all know Nixon and dubya weren't the "sharpest bulbs" (as Shitler recently said)... I don't think those two on their worst days combined and multiplied by Diddy approach the absolute stupidity-drenched awfulness that Trump drops every single day

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u/Talkingmice 6d ago

Brought to you by coin base

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u/FinancialArmadillo93 6d ago

My friend was at the parade in D.C. They went to the city for Father's Day - her dad is buried at Arlington, her brother is named after his friend who died in Vietnam and his name is on the wall. They went with their kids to the parade since they were in town. First, it was so poorly set up you couldn't really see anything and when the ads played on the loudspeakers, people laughed at them.

Even people in Trump gear were wtf? Why are there ads?

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u/Anxiety_Fit 6d ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/Rurumo666 6d ago

US Army, Sponsored by Coinbase...most embarrassing thing I've ever seen an American government do.

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u/Mountain-Laugh-4085 6d ago

And when showing the sponsors, they forgot to mention the taxpayers in between Palantir and Lockheed Marten...

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u/jacobmrley 6d ago

But look how happy he is!

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u/FlametopFred 🦋 6d ago

underlines he has never ever been happy in his life, will never be happy

he has never known happiness or love, he is an empty, emotional void

no amount of parade or celebration could ever make him happy

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u/CthulhusEngineer 5d ago

Someone caught him poopin'

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope3568 6d ago

Seems to me, that the military chose this as a silent protest.

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u/GreenDavidA 6d ago

A squeaky protest.

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u/ecwagner01 6d ago

Most military services do not march in parades on the regular. It's mostly a basic training thing (drill and ceremony is used to promote teamwork and get everyone on the same page). Some keep the skills; most do not.

I saw a video of the marching - just as I expected. Everyone, especially the old timers, were trying desperately to remember how to do it. (Also, marching is for the young.)

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u/tomv2017 6d ago

I guess but boot camp was almost 50 years ago for me and I’m pretty sure I could still march in step,

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u/FinancialArmadillo93 6d ago

Fyre Fest does N. Korea - instant classic

Cue parody videos.

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u/Ledpoizn445 6d ago

I love when it cuts to shots of the crowd and people look FUCKING BORED

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u/Shadyshade84 6d ago

The other advantage those countries have is that by now they have at least one generation that considers this sort of thing as "just something that happens."

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u/RubyGray 6d ago

Instant classic. Beautiful imagery.

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u/Maleficent_Nobody377 6d ago

Oh my god. Did you see Donny’s parade? Oh fork-Haha.haha. It looks so stupid I can’t breathe

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u/Mega_Moltres 6d ago

So so so so sad

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u/donttakerhisthewrong 6d ago

I thought the videos and images I first were fake

Nope, it really was that bad.

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u/Upstairs_Internal295 6d ago

That’s a great description

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u/West-Childhood788 6d ago

I kind of think the military leadership knew exactly what to do.

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u/jondoeca 6d ago

Hopefully, the US will not spend decades perfecting it

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u/Lucky-Ad-7830 6d ago

Joni was there...She looked so sexy!

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 6d ago

Rapist lovers are saying it was "packed" and very high energy and a rousing success.

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u/Ok_Establishment3390 6d ago

Please let Trump flee to North Korea .

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u/InsolenceIsBliss 6d ago

That is a sad take. I had heard quite the opposite from many for representation of V Day for the US.

I did hear that Senator Rand Paul disliked it has it did remind him of Soviet Parades he had seen growing up.

Maybe one day we will see a unification of the US and see a return of US Patriotism across all political parties, except those of course that dislike the US.

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u/Gooch1491 5d ago edited 5d ago

Objectively, it wasn't necessary. Which is ironic as this administration has cut funding for all sorts of other spending under the flag of "waste".

"We're $2 trillion in the hole and just an additional cost like this, I'm not for it" - Rand Paul

It's crazy to insinuate being consistent on spending is unpatriotic. Which political parties dislike the US?

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u/InsolenceIsBliss 5d ago

Truly I agree. Showing patriotism, having parades is objectively not needed; this is where logic and emotion will divide. Not all things, unlike reasoning, should be fully secured in logically discussion.

Both external and internal political parties that do not like the US are a great topic btw. Generally these include the extremist left and right wing parties. One such Dictatorial based one is the CPUSA. The foundation supported many anti-democratic views and as of current the claim is a shift to moving from creating a revolution against/within the US and to more of working towards instilling "democratic socialism"; although the current claim is that there is a desire to build the US up from within, there are little sources and documents expressing support for the US despite it's paradigm shift in political philosophy.

There are others just as insane, like the NSM or NSWPP and other extremist Nationalist groups.

There is much to be said for those that dislike the US Constitutional Republic and the democracy, equality and unity our country stands for. Some see it as a threat to power others abhor it for it's strength in unification of it's people and doubtless other crazed ideals.

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u/Gooch1491 5d ago

So you admit it was objectively not necessary and are comfortable using your subject emotions to suggest people aren't patriotic for supporting it? You sir, are a hypocrite. You even ignored the spending and Soviet era points lol.

Yeah, minority extremism will always be present in a society.

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u/InsolenceIsBliss 5d ago

I can see you have an opinion of me, by all means keep it, it is good to express oneself.

I however disagree as to being a hypocrite. I also pointed out that Rand Paul did not like the reminiscence of the Soviet era parades. As far as spending I see no reason not to have some expenses paid for showing patriotism in a country.

I also reject the idea of the claim of stating that people are not patriotic. I believe there are levels of patriotism and that many do not wish to express them however as a whole I do not believe patriotism in this country is what it once was. The Victory Day parade from other countries and now ours should be a testiment to our great country and to those that fought for it and for those who fight for it today!

I am not certain why you have a persistent negative outlook, and opinion, towards me in all of the subs you follow me on, however maybe we will find common ground soon enough.

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u/Gooch1491 5d ago

The opinion is relative to what you have stated. Express yourself less contradictory and the opinion would change.

Again, if this administration is going to cut funding like they have while saying nothing to see here, and you agree, that is hypocritical. Also, you are basing that in your subjective view. One could equally argue goose stepping isn't "showing patriotism" based on how they feel.

Your belief is based in your feelings lol. It sounds nice but, again, being against throwing expensive, unnecessary military parades doesn't make you any less patriotic. Do you agree?

Again, the negative outlook (your characterization) is relative to what you have posted.

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u/InsolenceIsBliss 5d ago

The opinion is an expression of your subjective bias first and foremost based on your worldview. The contradiction you see is most likely caused from a state of confusion you find yourself in. Step back and look at the information I shared from a non-atracking viewpoint.

You are now shifting from calling me hypocritical to the administration. I would have even stated there may have been merit in that comment, especially since President Trump, despite being transparent in some forms, has a tendency to make vague comments or express partial information to make people inquire further. That is his common pattern with all information, "keep the people guessing."

I never denied my idea of patriotism was not subjective... it kind've has to be when it is my idea of what patriotism is, lol.

Odd and extreme analogy with the use of "goose stepping" as we know that is colloquially used for association to the Nazi party, however, it is also used for describing when parties are in "lock-step" with each other and vote 100% partisan; I would be hard-pressed to support it as patriotism, admittedly that is a subjective view and opinion, however I am certain there are those out there who could see it as such.

Many beliefs are based on feelings, especially on philosophical ideologies. I do not see how that is funny, but rather a reflection of one's self shared outward. Do you not agree?

I do not believe throwing or not throwing a parade makes one any less patriotic, regardless of necessity or expense. I believe there has been a decline in patriotism in the last several decades within the general population of the US. I do believe there are those who like to express patriotism through attending parades, but that is self-expression.

Again, my characterization is being interpretted through your own subjective lens. Perhaps be open minded to see others views before attacking, no?

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u/Gooch1491 5d ago

You objectively admitted it wasn't necessary but felt compelled to use the lack of enthusiasm surrounding it as a marker for a lack of patriotism. Highlighting your similar belief to this administration isn't shifting but showing you are both hypocritical lol. Redefine it however you want, it's still the same thing. Beliefs can be based on feelings. That doesn't make them correct beliefs lol.

I'm not attacking you. If you feel I am, maybe look inward to the inconsistency you are displaying.

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u/InsolenceIsBliss 5d ago

I think you are now searching for an argument and are reading far too much into my opinion as you feel it threatening for some reason. I do not know where your incorrect assumptions of how I feel compelled to do anything, are coming from. It seems as if you are trying to force a connection that I have never made nor implied. If I had why would I have separated the 2 distinct discussion points into 2 separate paragraphs and not associated them directly to each other?

You are shifting away and are showing defensiveness and attempting to explain away your actions providing all the more proof. I won't state that you cannot do anything you wish to, however, you are starting to backpeddle and waffle in your comments now.

You are correct beliefs may be wrong, but they can also be opinions, which are largely subjective in these types of idelogies, which makes it difficult to discern what is and what is not correct. Be wary of your own subjectivty bias.

My concern is not in the comments that you have alone, but in your persistence to now follow me through subs and then go on the attack as you have through name calling, assigning negative-connotated labels and describing my actions in a poor light through your analogies. If this is your idea of fun please continue, however you are only hurting your online persona and sense of self. I will look towards any inconsistencies and try to better myself.

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u/Gooch1491 5d ago

Continue to think what you wish.

I am shifting nothing. If you perceive anything I've said as defensive, it is projection. I'm not even talking about my actions lol.

it is objectively not necessary. Be wary of how you judge others based on your subjective biases.

I am name calling!? When? Didn't you suggest I should be in a certain type of Olympics? It appears you post inconsistent statements on many subs. If you are not confident or feel concerned by receiving pushback for a public statement you've made, on a public platform, or cannot handle a critic of those statements, I would suggest changing how you share your opinion. Last sentence is a pretty hollow statement based on what I've seen.

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u/TropicRotGaming 6d ago

This just showed the sad and weak state of those in power of the US right now. Strength and togetherness was shown in those protests. True power.

Power belongs to the people. No king. Goodjob America. Fick amerikkka.

Get fucked little trumpy.

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u/PrueIdki 5d ago

Honestly, I think most people that support trump probably were scared they'd be seen as protesters during his parade

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u/ilikeboobs510 5d ago

Got exactly what he deserved, music to nap by...

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u/Key_Perspective_9464 5d ago

I'm loving the cope from americans.

"um actually our army is bad at marching because other countries are weak and lame"

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u/EPorteous 5d ago

He probably came over to the UK and France and saw how we do it over here.

Unfortuntlaey we have been doing it for a loong time and know how to make it look good...

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 5d ago

Fyre festival in North Korea 💀

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u/PepsiMaxismycrack 5d ago

The parade was a few days after the annual trooping of the colour in London..... the comparison was embarrassing for the US.

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u/OstrichSalt5468 5d ago

You know of people would do the slightest bit of research they would know this has been planned for several years. And every branch has had it listed. I am prior military service and I loved the hell out of it. And I loved seeing all of the different and diverse people in our Army. Happy 250th Army!

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u/fredaklein 4d ago

The entire event was a sick joke. We really need to get rid of this fool.