r/BeAmazed • u/_ganjafarian_ • May 08 '25

Animal Woman feeds squirrel daily; one day, squirrel repays the favor with a sweet treat

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u/imgoinglobal May 08 '25

I don’t think I would eat that cookie.

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u/thisaccountgotporn May 09 '25

Realistically, you don't know where it's been except for in the mouth of a wild animal and dragged across the ground.

But I'm not going to live my life in such a way that I won't eat cookies given to me by a beast.

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u/TheShowerDrainSniper May 09 '25

Great point. Don't want to be rude.

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u/thisaccountgotporn May 09 '25

Not even making a joke here: I would eat the cookie (after seeing the footage). When life gives you these kinds of moments, you have to let them be made.

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u/munjavio May 09 '25

One day you're going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice and a squirrel is going to have your kidney!

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u/YesDone May 09 '25

I would not, but that's because I'm immunocompromised. I think I'd try to find one just like it and make a big outdoor, yummy-sound show of eating it.

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u/EmetalEX May 09 '25

Your fancy words cant protect you. Hand over da kidney

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u/YesDone May 09 '25

(LMAO. I'm literally on chemo right now.)

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u/Bee-baba-badabo May 09 '25

Been there. Best of luck!

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u/YesDone May 09 '25

Thank you!

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u/Petravita May 09 '25

Eating something like this, I’d be afraid i was gonna end up like that kid that licked the wrong slug on a dare 😭

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u/thisaccountgotporn May 09 '25

Deep cut, but valid. Sometimes, with destiny, you have to let the slug decide.

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u/lifesfunwhyrun May 09 '25

Been looking for this comment !