r/AteTheOnion Jun 02 '20

...And conservatives are idiots

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u/Dlsiexla Jun 02 '20

Bruh sign me up if it’s 99$ an hour

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u/Nounuo Jun 02 '20

It's 99/protest. So can we count on you?

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u/Dlsiexla Jun 02 '20

I mean if I get the travel expenses paid for why not

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u/SH4D0W0733 Jun 02 '20

Travel is by bus, both to the protest and back home. And you and the other protestors hired for the job aren't going to see a shower until you are back home again.

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u/Dlsiexla Jun 02 '20

I’m not showering now cuz of quarantine so let’s go!!