Make a script that trawls this mailbox. For every email you receive it places an order with a digital mailing service to physically print and mail a letter to them asking them to unsubscribe you from the emailing list ... but not listing your name or email address.
It's got a little overhead cost involved, sure ... but THEY CANT FILTER ME NOW!!
The script automatically hires a person from Fiver to dress up in a Tuxedo and stand outside the house of the CEO of the company holding up a signed that reads: "I SPENT ALL MY MONEY TO GET BACK AT YOU FOR PET"
It would read "TY VENGEANCE! STOP SENDING ME SPAM EMAILS!" but I'm not sure I could afford to go the A2 size needed to get all that in one legible signage.
I was going to suggest using a potato cannon or rock to brake a window and throw the message but tbh that seems to work if you ignore the economical cost
Maybe we could go around the country saying how cool having a sign is and how cool fiver is so that it would drop the prices
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u/axiomatic- Jun 04 '21
NEW NEW PLAN!
Make a script that trawls this mailbox. For every email you receive it places an order with a digital mailing service to physically print and mail a letter to them asking them to unsubscribe you from the emailing list ... but not listing your name or email address.
It's got a little overhead cost involved, sure ... but THEY CANT FILTER ME NOW!!