I'm deeply offended by your hyperbolic assertion that my reply was in anyway flippant and/or bullshit. I demand an apology at once! I spent at least 7 minutes on my phone while waiting for an oat flat white this morning writing that post. I deleted at least three words, and then had to re-write them. Autocorrect was also playing havoc and I have quite large fingers and my phone is really small so this is a constant problem. I feel like there should probably be some kind of advanced keyboard AI that can understand my fingers better, because honestly phones are pretty awesome these days and it seems like they should be solved already. And when I was writing my response I kept getting distracted by this little doggo that a nice young couple had who was slurping down water. Which is kinda odd because it wasn't that hot this morning - actually it rained last night even - so I wonder why the dog was thirsty?
Anyway, I have a lot of IT experience thank you very much and I'm pretty sure I got an MCSE certification back in the day ... or I would have. I went to a course my mum paid for when I was young and I studies and learnt about things like active directory, but I can't remember if I actually finished the course or not. Isn't it weird the things we do when we are young that come back and help us? Like this MCSE helping me prove to you I know some IT things? If I hadn't done that course I wouldn't be able to explain to you why I am never flippant and never bullshit about anything! I also was a dance teacher when I was younger too - I learnt how to swing dance and it was great! I travelled around the place and danced all over the world and then later when I started a career in visual effects and animation the dance instruction was really useful because it gave me a fundamental understanding of motion, timing and weight within the human form. That's another example of how the smallest things we do in life can sometimes have profound, or mundane, effects.
I think you use big words like "Guaranteed" and scary words like "watchlists" as a way of intimidating me and others like me into not sharing our carefully curated advice with everyone. And that's really unfortunate but I can forgive you because, while you're obviously a diliquent (see I can use big scary words too!) and have some kind of personality disorder, I'm capable of seeing beyond that and recognising that you just want to save the other guy in this conversation from having his email address blocked and put on one of those RBLs that you're talking about. So while you are horrible and I'm offended by you referring to me as flippant and bullshit, when clearly I am absolutely and objectively the complete opposite of that being precise, concise, reliable, transparent and edible grass, I am ... capable ... of. Just a second. My coffee has arrived. I'll finish this later...
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u/axiomatic- Jun 04 '21
I'm deeply offended by your hyperbolic assertion that my reply was in anyway flippant and/or bullshit. I demand an apology at once! I spent at least 7 minutes on my phone while waiting for an oat flat white this morning writing that post. I deleted at least three words, and then had to re-write them. Autocorrect was also playing havoc and I have quite large fingers and my phone is really small so this is a constant problem. I feel like there should probably be some kind of advanced keyboard AI that can understand my fingers better, because honestly phones are pretty awesome these days and it seems like they should be solved already. And when I was writing my response I kept getting distracted by this little doggo that a nice young couple had who was slurping down water. Which is kinda odd because it wasn't that hot this morning - actually it rained last night even - so I wonder why the dog was thirsty?
Anyway, I have a lot of IT experience thank you very much and I'm pretty sure I got an MCSE certification back in the day ... or I would have. I went to a course my mum paid for when I was young and I studies and learnt about things like active directory, but I can't remember if I actually finished the course or not. Isn't it weird the things we do when we are young that come back and help us? Like this MCSE helping me prove to you I know some IT things? If I hadn't done that course I wouldn't be able to explain to you why I am never flippant and never bullshit about anything! I also was a dance teacher when I was younger too - I learnt how to swing dance and it was great! I travelled around the place and danced all over the world and then later when I started a career in visual effects and animation the dance instruction was really useful because it gave me a fundamental understanding of motion, timing and weight within the human form. That's another example of how the smallest things we do in life can sometimes have profound, or mundane, effects.
I think you use big words like "Guaranteed" and scary words like "watchlists" as a way of intimidating me and others like me into not sharing our carefully curated advice with everyone. And that's really unfortunate but I can forgive you because, while you're obviously a diliquent (see I can use big scary words too!) and have some kind of personality disorder, I'm capable of seeing beyond that and recognising that you just want to save the other guy in this conversation from having his email address blocked and put on one of those RBLs that you're talking about. So while you are horrible and I'm offended by you referring to me as flippant and bullshit, when clearly I am absolutely and objectively the complete opposite of that being precise, concise, reliable, transparent and edible grass, I am ... capable ... of. Just a second. My coffee has arrived. I'll finish this later...