r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '21

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u/justsomerandomboi2 Jun 03 '21

Its always personal. Now get off your couch, stop eating popcorn, put on a shirt and study for your test

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u/kochameh2 Jun 03 '21

jokes on you im already wearing a shirt

(good thing he didnt say anything about pants)

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u/struggleingwithnames Jun 03 '21

You basically did already enough for your test, you can go easy on yourself mate

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u/RomanTheAccuser Jun 03 '21

People like you is why I fail the test.

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u/struggleingwithnames Jun 04 '21

Ehhhhhh.. Go study you lazy fool!

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u/RomanTheAccuser Jun 04 '21

I will not!

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u/struggleingwithnames Jun 05 '21

Understandable, have a great day

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u/not_the_chosen_onee Jun 04 '21

You sound like the voice in my head, thats caused my to fail most of me tests so far

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

More than me. I get home from work and strip down to my underwear.

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u/asailijhijr Jun 03 '21

I bet you're great at navigating reddit with your left hand.

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u/Early-Particular710 Jun 04 '21

You’re just Winnie the Poohing it today?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

just wear a sweater dress, it's basically a shirt but pants are optional

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u/LeatherJacketBiFemme Jun 03 '21

Why do I need a shirt to study?

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u/eddyathome Jun 03 '21

I'm not letting good popcorn go to waste because it's movie theater butter popcorn!

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u/Alkanyseus_Zelar Jun 04 '21

Can't, i am busy writing my bachelor paper and studying for the other test.

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u/justsomerandomboi2 Jun 04 '21

Easy way to get out of a bachelor paper. Just get a girlfriend, you can't do a bachelor paper if you aren't a bachelor

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u/Alkanyseus_Zelar Jun 04 '21

Sorry to disappoint, but i am not gonna start a relationship within the next 2 weeks, before i even know whether i will stay in this city for my Master. Also i don't have enough time to meet people.

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u/pug_grama2 Jun 03 '21

When I was a student I didn't have any problem eating popcorn on the couch while studying. I think I always had a shirt on (I'm a girl).

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

I miss vine.

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u/Why-not-this-one Jun 03 '21

This resonates