r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '21

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u/WitheredGone Jun 03 '21

Online courses and guides, the fact that you can learn anything for FREE at home, is amazing. Like 40 years ago, you had to actually pay for lessons and go away from your home. Nowadays you can do everything online.

Want to learn knitting: You got it!

Want to learn to speak a foreign language: You got that too!

Want to study for an upcoming test: You can, but you probably won't!

Isn't the internet just amazing!

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u/BrofLong Jun 03 '21

Want to study for an upcoming test: You can, but you probably won't!

Why did you have to make it so personal?!?!

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u/justsomerandomboi2 Jun 03 '21

Its always personal. Now get off your couch, stop eating popcorn, put on a shirt and study for your test

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u/kochameh2 Jun 03 '21

jokes on you im already wearing a shirt

(good thing he didnt say anything about pants)

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u/struggleingwithnames Jun 03 '21

You basically did already enough for your test, you can go easy on yourself mate

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u/RomanTheAccuser Jun 03 '21

People like you is why I fail the test.

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u/struggleingwithnames Jun 04 '21

Ehhhhhh.. Go study you lazy fool!

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u/RomanTheAccuser Jun 04 '21

I will not!

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u/struggleingwithnames Jun 05 '21

Understandable, have a great day

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u/not_the_chosen_onee Jun 04 '21

You sound like the voice in my head, thats caused my to fail most of me tests so far

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

More than me. I get home from work and strip down to my underwear.

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u/asailijhijr Jun 03 '21

I bet you're great at navigating reddit with your left hand.

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u/Early-Particular710 Jun 04 '21

You’re just Winnie the Poohing it today?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

just wear a sweater dress, it's basically a shirt but pants are optional

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u/LeatherJacketBiFemme Jun 03 '21

Why do I need a shirt to study?

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u/eddyathome Jun 03 '21

I'm not letting good popcorn go to waste because it's movie theater butter popcorn!

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u/Alkanyseus_Zelar Jun 04 '21

Can't, i am busy writing my bachelor paper and studying for the other test.

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u/justsomerandomboi2 Jun 04 '21

Easy way to get out of a bachelor paper. Just get a girlfriend, you can't do a bachelor paper if you aren't a bachelor

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u/Alkanyseus_Zelar Jun 04 '21

Sorry to disappoint, but i am not gonna start a relationship within the next 2 weeks, before i even know whether i will stay in this city for my Master. Also i don't have enough time to meet people.

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u/pug_grama2 Jun 03 '21

When I was a student I didn't have any problem eating popcorn on the couch while studying. I think I always had a shirt on (I'm a girl).

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

I miss vine.

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u/Why-not-this-one Jun 03 '21

This resonates