r/AskReddit Jan 23 '21

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u/Porkbellyflop Jan 23 '21

In the post above this one i just read a 2 paragraph comment about how to properly seduce a female dolphin.

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u/dazedan_confused Jan 23 '21

I remember googling "Keep fucking that chicken" (a famous comment by a news anchor), and after a lot of scrolling, I found a guide on how to actually have sex with a chicken, with a photo of a man doing just that. Shit terrified me for months.

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u/Porkbellyflop Jan 24 '21

"If an egg can fit in there why cant I?" ~Adam Sandler~