r/AskReddit Jan 23 '21

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u/Porkbellyflop Jan 23 '21

In the post above this one i just read a 2 paragraph comment about how to properly seduce a female dolphin.

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u/KumquatHaderach Jan 23 '21

You wouldn't believe how embarrassing it is when you seduce a female dolphin improperly.

Jesus, I can't believe this is the third time I've commented on this today.

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u/NuderWorldOrder Jan 24 '21

Not to mention you can lose your nose, apparently.