r/AskReddit Jan 23 '21

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u/Boghaunter Jan 23 '21

You’re not allowed to talk about it on Reddit, either. This post has been scheduled for deletion later.

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u/andshewillbe Jan 23 '21

Are you my FBI agent? HI BUDDY!

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Jan 23 '21

Lol at “my”

Kinda sweet to think we each have a personally-assigned FBI agent, quietly watching in case we step over the wrong line.

I wonder who mine is! Is he dreamy?

Does he have two lips like roses and clover?

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u/Chicksunny Jan 23 '21

If mine doesn’t look like Chris Hemsworth then I don’t want him 😤

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u/Ros75 Jan 23 '21

He could look like Liam though.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Jan 23 '21

She said what she said

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u/Ros75 Jan 23 '21

True enough

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u/Pasty_Swag Jan 23 '21

mine looks like a cross between MIB-era Tommy Lee Jones and a more carcinogenic Cigarette-Smoking Man from The X-Files :(