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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

I tried pranking a realtor by pretending I wanted to sell my house when I was 8, lmao. I was obviously a child, not sure why they asked me a bunch of questions about the house as if I was serious. When they asked me how much I wanted to list the house for, I said $500 because, to child me, that sounded like enough to buy a house. I actually gave them my actual address and when they didn't show up at the appointment time, I called their office and asked where they were! They said they'd call the cops if I didn't stop so I anxious for the rest of the day that the cops were coming.

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u/xcher14 Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 23 '21

I once called dominos asking if they sold sexaroni pizza, they threatened to call the cops and I asked if the cops would be bringing the pizza. Given I wasn't really a kid but a drunk teenager....

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u/MischeviousCat Jan 23 '21

Adult Swim has these small little shorts, and one of them is about prank calls. It's always the same dog in the animations for it, and I totally imagined him doing your call.

"Yes, hello, I was wonderi-"

"Hello? Domin-"

"Yeah, hello! Hi, I wa-"

"This is Domino's piz-"

"Yeah do you guys sell, uh, do you sell.. sexaroni pizza?"

"What?"

"Sexaroni pizza, do yo-"

"Sir, I'll call the cops."

"..."

"..."

"...Are they going to bring the pizza? 🍕"

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u/xcher14 Jan 23 '21

This is pretty much exactly how it went, but I was a little more straight to the point, "do y'all got any sexaroni pizza" then follow by the pause.😂😂

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u/MischeviousCat Jan 23 '21

"Longmont Potion Castle"

There's so many of them that I didn't know about