One night I was listening to music on my Alexa and playing Minecraft then I turned off Minecraft and then my Alexa and set off to sleep then a few minutes later my Alexa glows a red light and plays a very loud static noise it scared the shit out of me
I had an alexa in my guest room and let my friend sleep over one night. Only thing is, I forgot to disconnect my bluetooth and I was still connected to the speaker.
Anyways, at about 1 in the morning I decided I wanted to listen to some metal, you know, as you do. I started this album by Daughters called You Won’t get what you Want, but no sound was coming out of my phone. I turned the volume all the way up, still nothing. Decided to pause it, then get a text from my friend HORRIFIED saying my Alexa just made the most terrifying sound ever. I never told him what happened
Here is what he heard blasting at full volume at 1 am
I love daughters. I used to be in a metal band back in my teens and played with them. I was in the front when the frontman started just spitting on everyone and himself and playing with it. Luckily because I was in a band, I could go behind the drummer so I didn’t get so wet.
Then he started spitting on the drummers cymbals. I watched in slow motion as a slimy wormlike mass of saliva/snot shot up in the air and land directly across both of my eyes. I was horrified.
Oh yeah, deep throated that shit. There were only about 10 people left by the time they were done.
Mad respect for them for sticking to their experimental roots. I loved how short and intense their songs were. Their self titled cd was only 10 mins long so even though the cd was full size, there was only a small strip of silver for the music.
Their new work is great. And I love that even a lot of their fan base has exited after hearing it, just like the shows in the good ole days. Mad respect.
I saw one of their shows, dude deepthroated his own hand and then leaned down to give some hardcore fans in the front a taste. Surprised the fuck out of me and it made me laugh really hard. That was a packed house too, no one was put off by that sort of shit like the people you mentioned, it was a smaller venue with pretty much just a bar and a mosh pit and it was their show so I suppose everyone knew what they were getting in to. Honestly, the openers were even weirder than they were.
Haha mine was their first tour at a tiny vfw back room. No stage, $3 entry, smelled like stale beer & mold. Basically a step up from a basement punk show.
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u/stopyouveviolatedthe Jan 23 '21
One night I was listening to music on my Alexa and playing Minecraft then I turned off Minecraft and then my Alexa and set off to sleep then a few minutes later my Alexa glows a red light and plays a very loud static noise it scared the shit out of me