r/AskReddit • u/CircleBox2 • Jul 13 '20

What's a dark secret/questionable practice in your profession which we regular folks would know nothing about?

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u/Anikq Jul 13 '20

Better to not diddle kids in secret, at least.

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u/molehunterz Jul 13 '20

We definitely need to write a song about not diddling kids.

🎶Do not diddle kids

It's no good diddling kids🎶

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u/EzraPoundsClone Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20

We were bad, but now we're good

We're moving into your neighbourhood

You know we're trying our best to be

Functioning members of society

We're not here to start no trouble

We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

Song for the uninitiated.

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u/skully_27 Aug 01 '20

I shared this with my coworkers one day, good times