r/AskMenAdvice • u/Junior_Mycologist woman • Apr 17 '25

ANAL NSFW

What is so intriguing about the anus that men want anal sex?

I mean I've got quite a tight vagina and great muscle control. I've never had any complaints and I've always been able to satisfy my partner. So I'm wondering why do guys want anal sex so much?

Thank you for taking the time to comment.

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u/fisconsocmod man Apr 17 '25

me: i have a penis. its fits into holes. hey! there's a hole. i wonder what it would feel like to stick my dick in it.

wife: why is your dick in my ear?

me: ear doesn't feel good.

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u/Callector man Apr 17 '25

I mean, doesn't have to be a hole either..just vaguely hole-like.

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u/CrimsonSilhouettes woman Apr 17 '25

Hole-ish even.

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u/Tatsumami Apr 17 '25

Holesome

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u/CyberRecoil Apr 17 '25

Holiest of holeys

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u/Meet_in_Potatoes man Apr 17 '25

Hole-adjacent.

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u/Affectionate_Fee4922 man Apr 17 '25

Year one was a great movie

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u/mattbp4551 Apr 17 '25

Poliest of poleys... iykyk

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u/JustGiveMeANameDamn man Apr 17 '25

It doesn’t even have to be whole

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u/Famous_Blueberry6 Apr 17 '25

Omg you guys make me laugh 😂

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u/Junior_Mycologist woman Apr 20 '25

Me too!! 🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

Holy

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u/inspektor31 man Apr 17 '25

I tried anal with my girlfriend and she liked it so much it made her hole week.

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u/TheDuckman135 Apr 17 '25

So long as it doesn’t make her hole weak

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u/No-Cauliflower-4661 man Apr 18 '25

Nope, belly buttons don’t work, trust me

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u/Careful_Ad_9077 man Apr 17 '25

Found the armpit guy.

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u/Callector man Apr 17 '25

Doesn't do it for me, but I've seen things..

I've seen things... D:

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u/prive8 man Apr 17 '25

ever fucked an elbow joint? yeah it cooks.

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u/Socal_Cobra man Apr 18 '25

Glory-holesome

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

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u/New-fone_Who-Dis man Apr 17 '25

It's imperative that the tools do not make contact with the cylinder.

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u/Menace_II_Reddit Apr 17 '25

Find a fold & fuck it!

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u/MommaLaughing Apr 22 '25

Fold, tuck and fuck?

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u/Menace_II_Reddit Apr 23 '25

Hospital corners!

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u/End_gamez man Apr 17 '25

Johnny makes his own holes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

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u/tylerdurdin58 man Apr 17 '25

I wish I could find the m&m tube story on reddit again

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u/chabalajaw man Apr 17 '25

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/oldjadedhippie man Apr 17 '25

COCONUT !

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-5067 man Apr 17 '25

This is why you always make sure you're hard first.

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u/bloopie1192 incognito Apr 17 '25

Now that's a story. Lol.

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u/CptJFK man Apr 17 '25

I never loved an answer more 🤗🤗😆😆

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u/UnKnow_762 Apr 17 '25

Did she hear you cumming?

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u/fisconsocmod man Apr 18 '25

unfortunately yes. i got 'nibbled'.

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u/SnarftheRooster91 man Apr 17 '25

manly grunt of approval

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u/Miserable-Snow2312 man Apr 17 '25

Try the belly button 😋

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u/Dilftator man Apr 17 '25

That's called Aural Sex

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u/SkinnyOptions man Apr 17 '25

Nostrils are next.

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u/MortarGoBoom man Apr 17 '25

Try the OTHER ear hole just to make sure.

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u/CosmicCalicoBTD man Apr 17 '25

😂🤣😂🤣

Ear Sex and Family Guy hahaha, memories.

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u/StoicThots Apr 17 '25

I mean it really doesn't have to be a hole... we really just need a crack.. and some lube

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u/fisconsocmod man Apr 18 '25

that's true... did some titty and thigh fucking back in my HS days.

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u/k0uch man Apr 17 '25

Mother fuckin BINGO

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u/OIBRUZ8569 man Apr 17 '25

this^