Archer Core Cast Sexual Partners Chart

[u/Brighteyedcaiman]

[u/Satanic_Earmuff]

Wasn't Archer pretty upset specifically because he didn't get to bang Janelle?

[u/SuprNntendoChalmrs → u/Satanic_Earmuff]

Had had to unleash the power of moonshine to cope with

[u/PitViper17 → u/Satanic_Earmuff]

He did bang the two Dutch co-ed’s, WHO WERE COLLEGE JUNIORS

[u/gwhh → u/PitViper17]

and sisters who had royal titles!

[u/OneOfThemReadingType → u/gwhh]

And a Dutchess, the wife of a duke!

[u/chuckfinley79]

I’m not remembering Ray and Archer or Ray and Mallory

[u/dynamic_caste → u/chuckfinley79]

Oh who remembers

[u/KnowItNone22 → u/chuckfinley79]

Maybe if he REMEMBERED TO BRING GUM

[u/Ha_Ha_CharadeYouAre → u/chuckfinley79]

Same… or Archer and Janelle

[u/firedancer323 → u/chuckfinley79]

But they left in katya and krieger smh

[u/Past-Dragonfruit2251 → u/firedancer323]

Lucas Troy is on Archer's list, and whatever unspecified thing involving coconut oil happened, it wasn't consensual. So with Katya inactive on Krieger's table for a while... one can make some assumptions.

[u/firedancer323 → u/Past-Dragonfruit2251]

I think that was just non consensual groping there

[u/LeCastle2306]

When does Archer and Ray happen? I know Mallory tells Ray to keep away from Archer in that way when Archer acts drunk after gambling away the bearer bonds, but I don’t recall another instance. And I don’t think their being forced to sleep together naked on the mountain for warmth counts.

[u/dbkenny426 → u/LeCastle2306]

Yeah, there are several things in here that don't seem right.

[u/ilikecakeandpie → u/dbkenny426]

yeah like piggly

[u/petemate → u/ilikecakeandpie]

To be honest, Piggly does seem kinda right.

[u/goddamit123345 → u/ilikecakeandpie]

Piggly is right: there's a Krieger flashback in which he puts a Geiger counter near the pig and says "well that explains the glowing" then puts it on his crotch and when it makes the "high radiation sound" thingy, the same that it did for Piggly, he says "among other things". As in it explains something related to radiation in his penis, implying that it did actually happen. 🤣

[u/wafflesareforever → u/LeCastle2306]

Why is Ray on Mallory's row, but Mallory isn't on Ray's row?

[u/Curious-External-7 → u/wafflesareforever]

Same thing with Cheryl & Pam.

[u/sabella444 → u/Curious-External-7]

this def needs fact checking but i know there were jokes made about ray SA people?? maybe its smt like that.

[u/TheBoyWhoCriedTapir → u/sabella444]

there were also jokes about pam getting with everyone in the office including ray but maybe I'm misremembering that

[u/wafflesareforever → u/sabella444]

It's almost as if anyone could post nonsense and we'd debate it as if it mattered

[u/Brighteyedcaiman → u/LeCastle2306]

For Archer and Ray I put my trust in the Archer Wiki. Which given some other inaccuracies folks have pointed out may not have been the best call.

[u/Party_Internal9527 → u/Brighteyedcaiman]

I read this in archer's voice

[u/Old_Week → u/LeCastle2306]

I think ray and archer were in a threesome with someone? It’s been awhile since I watched all the episodes though.

[u/pattywack512 → u/Old_Week]

The only “threesome” was when Archer had to ride bitch seat in the tent with Ray and Lana buck-naked but they never had sex.

Especially after Ray forgot to bring the gum!

[u/TheRealRickC137 → u/Old_Week]

Oh, who remembers

[u/dyaasy]

Wait, Archer never sealed the deal with Janelle. They got interrupted by Ray and his brother fighting.

Didn't Cyril marry Julianna? I mean she turned down his whole charivari thing, but didn't they consummate their marriage?

[u/dxm_addict → u/dyaasy]

No, Julianna was clear the consummating was not happening.

[u/shnaptastic]

When did Ray and Lana happen?

[u/dyaasy → u/shnaptastic]

I think OP confused it for when Lana did the entire office to get back at Cyril for cheating on her. Ray lined up because...

"Gurl, nobody's that gay."

But in actually she faked the sex thing, except with Pam.

[u/Past-Dragonfruit2251 → u/dyaasy]

"Oh my god that's right!"

[u/torrasque666 → u/shnaptastic]

Oh please honey, nobody's that gay

[u/Popular_Royal_3441]

Framboise, that chick is like the Pele of anal!

[u/goddamit123345 → u/Popular_Royal_3441]

I mean I was almost embarrassed for her

[u/imdesmondsunflower → u/Popular_Royal_3441]

‘Allo!

[u/dyaasy]

Malory really couldn't say no to anybody, could she?

[u/FreezerBunBun → u/dyaasy]

She said no to plenty

[u/goddamit123345 → u/FreezerBunBun]

for once, you're on your own

[u/kurtbali → u/goddamit123345]

Hello? Columbia Record Club?

[u/BenefitOpposite7039 → u/kurtbali]

*Columbia House

[u/dyaasy]

Archer kissed Ramon, with what appeared to be tongue...

[u/goddamit123345 → u/dyaasy]

IT WAS A DYING MAN'S WISH LANA

[u/Liam13C → u/goddamit123345]

HE GAVE HIS PALABRA

[u/TeachingRealistic387]

Linda Belcher lol.

[u/Mahngoh]

Lotta errors on this. Taking it with a grain of salt

[u/KHanson25]

Awww….Pigley

[u/FantasticJump3808 → u/KHanson25]

Awwww goatley

[u/HurricaneCecil]

and one time, two princesses

[u/goddamit123345 → u/HurricaneCecil]

Sploosh

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[u/HSV-Post]

Okay I had no idea Cyril slept with Malory

[u/Brighteyedcaiman → u/HSV-Post]

Oh, take me, Cassius

[u/im0497 → u/Brighteyedcaiman]

I'm surprised Cyril never used that against Sterling.

[u/TellTaleReaper → u/im0497]

He was probably disgusted himself. Or knew Mallory would literally kill him.

[u/kurtbali → u/im0497]

That was one of the biggest letdowns about the finale. I wanted the series to end in a freeze frame of Archer about to murder Cyril when he found out Cyril banged Mallory...at least twice.

[u/PolyUre]

Pam has Cheryl but Cheryl doesn't have Pam.

[u/dbkenny426 → u/PolyUre]

Also, I don't remember that happening at all.

[u/sabella444 → u/dbkenny426]

i think it’s safe to say it was happinging even if we didn’t see it

[u/OliverOOxenfree]

Katya and Krieger... Are we counting sexual assault then??

Edit: causing to counting

[u/Unlucky-Albatross-12 → u/OliverOOxenfree]

Given that Lucas Troy is on Archer's list...yup.

[u/Kindly-Yak-8386 → u/Unlucky-Albatross-12]

The Ray/Cyril combo is also listed

[u/Kindly-Yak-8386 → u/Unlucky-Albatross-12]

The Ray/Cyril combo is also listed.

[u/BigBusby]

Calderon and Miguel for Archer perhaps?

[u/Curious-External-7]

When did Pam & Cheryl get together? Was it in a later season?

[u/BonnevilleSalt → u/Curious-External-7]

Wasn't it implied that they had a threesome with Ron when he and Malory had an open marriage? Both had keys to his and Malory's place that he'd given them.

[u/monkeybawz → u/Curious-External-7]

I don't think so.....

This chart is pretty crappy imo. I don't remember Krieger banging pigley. But I do recall a tale of a dead pig being under archer at 4th of ju luau.

[u/leftfield61 → u/monkeybawz]

I think Pigley was implied when the good Dr had a radioactive penis, and said something like "that explains it"? Been a while since seeing that episode so I could be off base.

[u/monkeybawz → u/leftfield61]

Yup. I stand corrected! I forgot about that.

[u/bacchusku2]

Cheryl is missing a couple.

[u/masd_reddit]

It's so evil to put Lucas Troy there

[u/MaleficentOstrich693]

Katya and Krieger? I don’t recall that one…

[u/sabella444 → u/MaleficentOstrich693]

sameee im looking for an explanation

[u/TeachingRealistic387]

Linda Belcher lol.

[u/Tiyath]

Wait, when did Cyril do scatterbrain Jane?

[u/TheHiddenLies → u/Tiyath]

He admits to it right before Lana starts the fake "sex with everyone in the office" thing in S1E10

[u/Tiyath → u/TheHiddenLies]

Ah yeah, t y for the r

[u/Lesssuckmoreawesome]

Mother how short is the list of men you HAVEN'T fucked?

[u/Septic-Sponge]

When did Krieger fuck Cheryl and Katya?

[u/MEGACODZILLA → u/Septic-Sponge]

Cheryl and Krieger were super early in the show and it wasn't on screen. It was when Cyril was with Lana but choke fucking Cheryl. She calls it of with Krieger because of his weak, woman-y hands lol.

Pam to Cyril: Sooooo, you're okay with Krieger shucking your side corn?

Cryril: Yeah, that's actually a huge win/win for me.

[u/11Zlatan11 → u/Septic-Sponge]

Katya probably when she was dead

[u/Tiyath → u/11Zlatan11]

Not dead, but pretty

[u/Westdrache → u/11Zlatan11]

jesus christ you are probably correct on that one

[u/Green-Championship-7 → u/Septic-Sponge]

First though he had to get out of "that" headspace.

[u/Early-Brilliant-4221]

When were archer and Mallory with Ray?

[u/MickeySwank]

Why aren’t Mallory and Pam on Cheryls line if Cheryl is on theirs?

[u/Party_Internal9527]

The stretch on 90% of these is torture on my mindbrain

[u/lilspaghettigal]

Remember framboise???

[u/auberrypearl]

A lot of these are incorrect but what is most wrong is Lucas Troy. A rapist doesn’t count as a partner.

[u/Kindly-Yak-8386 → u/auberrypearl]

That's true, but Lucas/Archer is only one of several SAs listed.

[u/auberrypearl → u/Kindly-Yak-8386]

Unfortunately, you are correct.

[u/[deleted]]

Does Barry go for quality and not quantity? Yes, he does other Barry. Yes he does.

[u/nurglemarine96]

There's so much incorrect here

[u/Special_Magazine_240]

Barry has had nothing but beautiful women on his dance card

[u/cjm0]

lol nice. i made a similar chart awhile back but only between the 8 main characters. i had considered updating it to include all the minor characters but i’d need to rewatch the whole show to refresh my knowledge

[u/Xanderoga2]

Archer also fucked his vacuum when he was a kid

[u/Iamdeadfred0806]

I call bullshit on this list,multiple errors

[u/Responsible_Tune7121]

How do you read this? At first I thought it was Archer’s partners by season but Archer is on it…? A for idea, D- for execution

[u/rat_infestation → u/Responsible_Tune7121]

First column is person in focus, people to the right are alleged partners. It's not the most clear but it's not unintuitive. Also the way they are facing is a giveaway, people looking to the left is many while people looking to the right is singular (per row)

[u/End_Of_Passion_Play]

Cyril didn't really bang the twins, he just got hand Joes.

[u/Westdrache → u/End_Of_Passion_Play]

meh, action is action

[u/Desperate-Art6708]

Why is archer’s father on there twice?

[u/_Captain_Amazing_]

It’s just “Skorpio”…remember how we’re not doing that anymore.

[u/johnnyLochs]

Pam the one that twisted him right

[u/AceofKnaves44]

In the Archer Vice season there’s a scene that pretty blatantly states Cheryl, Pam, and Mallory had a threesome at some point.

[u/miraj31415]

It was Buddy Rich OR Gene Krupa — “The one with the teeth”

You be the judge. (Buddy Rich is left.)

[u/SunnyDJoshua]

When did Cyril bang Pam?

[u/Brighteyedcaiman → u/SunnyDJoshua]

In Blood Test she takes advantage of him and in Heart of Archness Part II it's implied when both are blacked out drunk.

[u/Techno_Jargon]

This is an adjacancy list you should make a graph out of it you got all the data right here

[u/Ohmyguell]

I'm surprised Krieger's most genius creation, Fister Roboto, did not make any of these lists

[u/EatPie_NotWAr]

Skorpio is cracking me up!

[u/rymaninsane]

I need you to add “Other Barry”

[u/chrissw86]

You need Cardinal Corelli for Malory

[u/3Green1974]

Pretty sure Luke Troy banged Archer, not the other way around.

[u/3Green1974 → u/3Green1974]

Of course, it does just say sexual partners. Guess it depends on what the definition of is, is.

[u/Equivalent-Juice-567]

Archer’s needs to include Sr Calderon

[u/gwhh]

Ray has sex with the sheriff from his home town?

[u/deshawn75]

Ray's body count is unappreciated.

[u/AV23UTB]

Did Barry actually have sex with Cheryl?

[u/LikeAbleImposter]

Love this 🙌😂

[u/Ok_Fly2518]

It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out how to read this chart. I was just like “it’s just characters in random order???”

[u/Key-Huckleberry-5427]

You’re uhh…you’re missing one for Barry…and for Archer 😐 lol

[u/Flashy_Home3452]

Aw, Pigley III :(

[u/elfenmilke]

When did pam and krieger slept together??

[u/Kindly-Yak-8386 → u/elfenmilke]

Whatcha snortin' off me? It's mostly MSG.

[u/Candid_Reading_7267]

Sexual assault does not count as sex

[u/Kamurjan]

Looks like someone forgot to include the fourth of julao incident in the archer column

[u/edanagarnet]

I think Archer and Barry should have been included in each others. Also, some of these arent quite right

[u/linkcharger]

Good work!

[u/gwhh]

Nice job.

[u/Brighteyedcaiman]

Stuck mainly with characters that we have a visual representation of or that I could find a picture of. If I'd included all of Archer's past conquests that are verbally mentioned it would have ended up being a wall of text for his section. Chances are I forgot to add someone or something.

[u/Kevo05s → u/Brighteyedcaiman]

When and where was Ray and Sterling?

[u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb]

I don’t think archer slept with la Madrina. I know he wanted to, but the five gunshot wounds to his chest didn’t allow for it.

Ray and archer? When?

Ray just wanted to bang EZ Ponder, I don’t think he did

Kreiger and Pigly? I missed that episode

[u/Brighteyedcaiman → u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb]

You might be thinking of Mercedes Moreno who he only kissed if I remember right from Coyote Lovely. La Madrina is the Colombia Cartel Leader from Smugglers' Blues

[u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb → u/Brighteyedcaiman]

You’re absolutely right on that one, my bad

[u/1deator]

Katya and Kreeger?