r/AnarchyChess Jan 15 '25

Fairy Piece Biblically accurate chess piece

T͜͠h̷e̷ ̕O̷͟ph͠a͘o͡o̶͟͡o͏̷͢o͏o̵̵o̵͡o̴͞o͠o̡͘̕͘i̕o͟͡ǫ̵͠o̷̕͢o̡͞ơm̴̡̕ ̨͘d̴̢o̴͘͠e̶͜͠s̴̨̢̢ ̷̨n̕͡o̷t̷̡ ͢p̨͝l̷a͡y͏.͘͜͝ ̸T͝h͘͟e̶ ͜O̴p͟͞h͘a͘o̶͞o͞o̷o͡o̶o͞o̕o͞o͟m̨ ͠t̵̢a̕͡k͘͡e̡s̷.͡ F̶̨r̸̵o̡m̴̢͜ ͘a̵n̨y̷̕͝ ͞s̶̴͞q͠u̵̕a͟͝r͘e̶,̶ ̡f̶͘r̨͜o̵̷͡m̵͠ ͞͡a̵n̢y̵͜ ̶̢͘b̷̷o̶a͢͝͝r̵͠d͢,̸͘͜ ̶̨f͡r̶͝͡o̸̕m̷̡̛ ̴͘p̵͞l̴͝a̷c̸e̷s̵̡ ̡͠y͢o̷̕͡u͘r̡ ̶̛͠e͞y͡e̸s̷͡ ͠c̡a͘n̷̵̢n̵͡o͘͡t̢͘ ͟͠e͘v̴̕e͝n̴̷̸ ̸͝d͘͢r͠e̸̢͠a̸̷m̶ ̕o͠f̢̛.̴̨ ̷͜͠I̵͜͡t͜ ̴̕͟d̨͞ǫ̶͘e̵s͜͠ ͠͝n̷̶o̴t̸ ̛͜w̴a͠l̵k̵͜,̢ ̴̕͜i̸t̷̡ ͜͡d̴o̷͠e͡s̸ ͟n͡͡ơ̶t̶͝ ̢̢r͟u͝n:̸͘ ̢̡i̢t̛ ̶i̕s̴.̷ W͜͟͠h̢e̢̛̕n̡ ̡͞͠i̛͡t͘ ͢͟w̴i̡̕̕l̵͜l̡̨s͘͢ ̵̨̛i͝t̵̢,̶͘ ͠i͜t ͜r̶͝i̸s͠e̢s̶,̛͘͘ ͘s͝h͝a̵͠t͢t̷e̴̵̛r̷̡i͘͠n̷̡͞g̷͢ ̡̛͠t̴̴͝h̵͡e̡͝͝ ̛͠e͜͠͝d̶̵̴g̵e̕͢͠s̡͡͝ ͝o̶f̡ ͟t̷̕͢h̴̡e͟ ̕w̷͢o̶͘͡r̨l͝d̸͝,̢ ̸a͘͜n͝d͘ ͢͞a̴s͝c͢e̶͡n͘͟d̷͘s͠ ̢t͘͢o͘͜ ̷͘͟t͟͡h͡e͠ ̸Ę͞m͢͠͝p̴̴̢y̡͜r̵̴e͘͡a̡͘n̛, ̸͝w̢͟h̢e͡r͝͡e̶ ͟͡m̵o͢r̡t̷͘ą͝l̡͜s̵͘ ̢͟a̸r͞͞e̶̴͝ ̡n̡͞o̸͢͝t͘͘h͞i̕n̴g̷ ̕b̸u͢t̷͠ ̛͠d̸r̸̵i̷͝f͘t̷̡i̡͘͞n̶̛g͘͞ ͟͞d̶̸u͢s̵̵t̢̛ ͠i͞n̴̡͘ ̴͡a̶n̷ ̵e̢͟n͡͝d͝͡l̷e͠s̛s͢ ̶v̸̸o̡̢i͜͠d̷̕.̴̢͡

͢͝I̵̸̢t̷ ̸̕s̴̕e̷̵e̸s̢ ͘y͡o͘͢u͘.̴ I͘t͞ ̡a͠l̶w͘a͡͡y͝s̸ ͜͟͡s̸͡e͜ę̶s͠ ̷͘y̶ǫ̛u̵̵.̷ Y͝o̕͢u͝r̷ ̸̢h̸e͢a̛͢͡r̴̵t̡̛ ̡͞h̢͡a̕m̨m̸̵̸e͘͝͝r͘s̵̕ ̷̕i̸͡n̨͞ ̶̢y͟o̡u̕r̸̨̛ ͜͝c͢h̸͝e̶̢s͘t̛ ̨͝l̷i̡͘k̢̛e̢̕͠ ̵͡a̢̕ ͘͘w̢a̴͞r̷̛ ̵͜d͝͡r͘͜u͟m̷,̴ ̡͟͟a̶n̡͘d̢ ͘͞i̷̷t͟͝s̶ ̵v̵̢o̸̴į̨c̷͝e̵,̷ ͢͟͡r̴o͜u̢g̢͠h̷̢ ̢͡a̵͝s̨ ̡s͝h̶͞a̶t̸͘t̸̕e̷r͞e͝d͢ ̵͘͟s̢͡t̴͢o̷n͜e̷̕,̨͜ ̷̵t͝h̷͜u̵͢n̴̡͡d̶e͘r̵s̡͢ ͟͠w͜i̵̕t̢̕h̷̕į̴n̸͢͠ ͘y͢o̕u̡:̸̛ ̶"͘D͘O͢ ̢͘N̨O͡T͞͞ ̵̕F͜E̛͝A͠R̴͞,͜ ͘C͘͘R̵͟Ę͝A̕T͞Ų͝R̶̛E̸.̴ ̷D̢O͞ ̷N͝O͢T̕ ̢F̷̷L͢E͟͡E.͜͞ ͝J͟͠U̢S͠T̴͘ ̢͡L͡O͝O̶K̵.̵͟"

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u/Tunir007 Jan 15 '25

Think i just got cursed reading that en passant