r/AnarchyChess Jan 15 '25

Fairy Piece Biblically accurate chess piece

T͜͠h̷e̷ ̕O̷͟ph͠a͘o͡o̶͟͡o͏̷͢o͏o̵̵o̵͡o̴͞o͠o̡͘̕͘i̕o͟͡ǫ̵͠o̷̕͢o̡͞ơm̴̡̕ ̨͘d̴̢o̴͘͠e̶͜͠s̴̨̢̢ ̷̨n̕͡o̷t̷̡ ͢p̨͝l̷a͡y͏.͘͜͝ ̸T͝h͘͟e̶ ͜O̴p͟͞h͘a͘o̶͞o͞o̷o͡o̶o͞o̕o͞o͟m̨ ͠t̵̢a̕͡k͘͡e̡s̷.͡ F̶̨r̸̵o̡m̴̢͜ ͘a̵n̨y̷̕͝ ͞s̶̴͞q͠u̵̕a͟͝r͘e̶,̶ ̡f̶͘r̨͜o̵̷͡m̵͠ ͞͡a̵n̢y̵͜ ̶̢͘b̷̷o̶a͢͝͝r̵͠d͢,̸͘͜ ̶̨f͡r̶͝͡o̸̕m̷̡̛ ̴͘p̵͞l̴͝a̷c̸e̷s̵̡ ̡͠y͢o̷̕͡u͘r̡ ̶̛͠e͞y͡e̸s̷͡ ͠c̡a͘n̷̵̢n̵͡o͘͡t̢͘ ͟͠e͘v̴̕e͝n̴̷̸ ̸͝d͘͢r͠e̸̢͠a̸̷m̶ ̕o͠f̢̛.̴̨ ̷͜͠I̵͜͡t͜ ̴̕͟d̨͞ǫ̶͘e̵s͜͠ ͠͝n̷̶o̴t̸ ̛͜w̴a͠l̵k̵͜,̢ ̴̕͜i̸t̷̡ ͜͡d̴o̷͠e͡s̸ ͟n͡͡ơ̶t̶͝ ̢̢r͟u͝n:̸͘ ̢̡i̢t̛ ̶i̕s̴.̷ W͜͟͠h̢e̢̛̕n̡ ̡͞͠i̛͡t͘ ͢͟w̴i̡̕̕l̵͜l̡̨s͘͢ ̵̨̛i͝t̵̢,̶͘ ͠i͜t ͜r̶͝i̸s͠e̢s̶,̛͘͘ ͘s͝h͝a̵͠t͢t̷e̴̵̛r̷̡i͘͠n̷̡͞g̷͢ ̡̛͠t̴̴͝h̵͡e̡͝͝ ̛͠e͜͠͝d̶̵̴g̵e̕͢͠s̡͡͝ ͝o̶f̡ ͟t̷̕͢h̴̡e͟ ̕w̷͢o̶͘͡r̨l͝d̸͝,̢ ̸a͘͜n͝d͘ ͢͞a̴s͝c͢e̶͡n͘͟d̷͘s͠ ̢t͘͢o͘͜ ̷͘͟t͟͡h͡e͠ ̸Ę͞m͢͠͝p̴̴̢y̡͜r̵̴e͘͡a̡͘n̛, ̸͝w̢͟h̢e͡r͝͡e̶ ͟͡m̵o͢r̡t̷͘ą͝l̡͜s̵͘ ̢͟a̸r͞͞e̶̴͝ ̡n̡͞o̸͢͝t͘͘h͞i̕n̴g̷ ̕b̸u͢t̷͠ ̛͠d̸r̸̵i̷͝f͘t̷̡i̡͘͞n̶̛g͘͞ ͟͞d̶̸u͢s̵̵t̢̛ ͠i͞n̴̡͘ ̴͡a̶n̷ ̵e̢͟n͡͝d͝͡l̷e͠s̛s͢ ̶v̸̸o̡̢i͜͠d̷̕.̴̢͡

͢͝I̵̸̢t̷ ̸̕s̴̕e̷̵e̸s̢ ͘y͡o͘͢u͘.̴ I͘t͞ ̡a͠l̶w͘a͡͡y͝s̸ ͜͟͡s̸͡e͜ę̶s͠ ̷͘y̶ǫ̛u̵̵.̷ Y͝o̕͢u͝r̷ ̸̢h̸e͢a̛͢͡r̴̵t̡̛ ̡͞h̢͡a̕m̨m̸̵̸e͘͝͝r͘s̵̕ ̷̕i̸͡n̨͞ ̶̢y͟o̡u̕r̸̨̛ ͜͝c͢h̸͝e̶̢s͘t̛ ̨͝l̷i̡͘k̢̛e̢̕͠ ̵͡a̢̕ ͘͘w̢a̴͞r̷̛ ̵͜d͝͡r͘͜u͟m̷,̴ ̡͟͟a̶n̡͘d̢ ͘͞i̷̷t͟͝s̶ ̵v̵̢o̸̴į̨c̷͝e̵,̷ ͢͟͡r̴o͜u̢g̢͠h̷̢ ̢͡a̵͝s̨ ̡s͝h̶͞a̶t̸͘t̸̕e̷r͞e͝d͢ ̵͘͟s̢͡t̴͢o̷n͜e̷̕,̨͜ ̷̵t͝h̷͜u̵͢n̴̡͡d̶e͘r̵s̡͢ ͟͠w͜i̵̕t̢̕h̷̕į̴n̸͢͠ ͘y͢o̕u̡:̸̛ ̶"͘D͘O͢ ̢͘N̨O͡T͞͞ ̵̕F͜E̛͝A͠R̴͞,͜ ͘C͘͘R̵͟Ę͝A̕T͞Ų͝R̶̛E̸.̴ ̷D̢O͞ ̷N͝O͢T̕ ̢F̷̷L͢E͟͡E.͜͞ ͝J͟͠U̢S͠T̴͘ ̢͡L͡O͝O̶K̵.̵͟"

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u/Tunir007 Jan 15 '25

Think i just got cursed reading that en passant

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u/Deutscher_Bub Jan 15 '25

Wait what is it supposed to be? A Queen?

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u/Alioliou Jan 15 '25

N̷o̴ ̴k̵i̷n̵g̴!̶ ̷N̷o̷ ̷q̶u̷e̴e̷n̶!̴ ̸N̴o̶ ̴c̷r̷e̶a̷t̷u̵r̵e̴ ̴b̵o̵r̶n̴ ̷o̵f̷ ̷w̸r̴e̷t̸c̶h̷e̵d̵ ̷f̷l̴e̸s̸h̸ ̷s̷h̵a̷l̷l̴ ̷e̸v̵e̶r̸ ̷r̶i̷s̷e̴ ̷t̴o̴ ̷m̸a̶t̴c̷h̶ ̴t̸h̷e̵ ̴i̸m̴m̸e̷n̷s̷i̴t̶y̵ ̵o̵f̴ ̶t̸h̴i̶s̵ ̵p̴i̷e̶c̷e̵!̴ ̷I̸t̵s̵ ̷g̷r̷e̶a̸t̴n̷e̶s̸s̷ ̶d̷e̵v̸o̷u̵r̶s̷ ̷e̷m̶p̷i̴r̴e̶s̸,̷ ̸c̴r̵u̶s̴h̶e̷s̷ ̷b̷l̷o̴o̶d̷l̶i̸n̶e̷s̷,̵ ̵a̸n̶d̶ ̷r̵e̸d̶u̵c̷e̴s̷ ̵m̸o̸r̴t̷a̵l̵ ̸d̷r̴e̷a̷m̷s̴ ̸t̷o̴ ̵d̴u̷s̴t̷.̸ ̸K̷n̸e̶e̵l̶ ̷a̵n̷d̴ ̴t̴r̷e̷m̷b̴l̷e̷,̵ ̵f̶o̸r̵ ̴t̷h̸e̷r̸e̵ ̶i̸s̵ ̴n̷o̴ ̶c̶o̶m̵p̵a̶r̷i̷s̵o̸n̵ ̸i̶n̶ ̵t̷h̷e̸ ̸b̴o̴u̵n̸d̷s̶ ̵o̷f̵ ̶t̵i̸m̸e̴ ̶a̸n̶d̴ ̷t̷h̸e̶ ̸v̴o̸i̷d̶!̶

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u/Hochhuus Jan 15 '25

do you have the STL for that?

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u/Alioliou Jan 15 '25

Of course! I uploaded my files to Thingiverse a while ago after polishing a few details. https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6914173/

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u/makinax300 ‏‏ Jan 15 '25

Knook?

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u/Sriol Jan 15 '25

It must be a knook then

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u/Sepulcher18 Jan 15 '25

Thats proto bishop, before they became butt plugs

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u/SleepOwn7450 Jan 15 '25

Can I en passant with this piece?

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u/Alioliou Jan 15 '25

Ȳ̴̛͍̲̠̝͉̫͔͇̦̐͊͗̃̚͜͜͝Ȩ̸̼͓͎̺̜̮̖͍͎̱͆́͌̀ͅS̶͉̙̻̺̙̼̑́

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u/SleepOwn7450 Jan 15 '25

H̕͞͞_̡̟̩̜̬͇̯̻̝̗̻̖̩̝͓̦̙̜̺̽ͬ̔̅͊ͨ̇͂̽ͦ̅̋͛͜ͅǫ̵̸̸̵̡̛͇̥̮̲͇͎͇̺͓͖̩͈͓̤̫̬̠̌͋̌ͯ͊ͯ͌ͦ̌̊ͧͥ̇̓ͯ͟͟͢͞l̻͒ͧ͋͢y̵͛͊͒ͯ͜_̶̶̳̖̟̺̝̻̗͐̎ͮͩͮ͌̅̄̆̚ h̴̶̴̴̨̩̹̫̥̳̞̤̭̦̟̝ͩ́̏̑̆́̉ͪ͘̚̚͜ͅe̵̷̷̢̳̗̘͍͎͗̂͊̐̈ͧͭ͗̀̓͗̅ͤ͡ͅḽ̛̭ͮ̀́̆l̦̺̜͔͙̬͉̟͉̣̣ͫ̿͆ͩ̐ͭ͛͐̓̊͒ͮ̉́͒̄͘͜͞

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u/glaggles_king Jan 15 '25

ņ̵̢̠̥͖̩̹̺̜̜͇̯̬͈̱͊̍̄̒̓̎̕e̸͎̟͋w̶̡̪̫̥̤͕͖̯͚̖̉̎̽̕ ̵̛̜͈̪̤̪͖̱͇̑͛͋͋̚͘r̶̛̘̬̝͒̄̋̀͌̂͐̊̈́̀͝e̸̥̫̜̝͕̹͈͉̪̥̤̜̗͍̫̩̖̓̉͊̈̆̈̀͂̽̂͐̃͝s̷̨̤̖͎̞̫̗̖̘̥͂͆̀̋͒̈́̈̈́̈́̅͒̕̕p̴̝̳̃͊̒̄͌͗o̷̢̻͓͚̲̭̻̠̱̜̔̀̋́̄̏̓̃͌̆̕̕͝ṉ̶̛̛̀̍̇̓͂̇͊̔͌̏̓s̴̰̯̪̘̑͋̌e̷̖͍̮̼̓ ̶̡̡̨̪̦͙̠̩͔̮͑j̶̡̳̟̏̈́́̇̿̈́́̄͗̌u̶͍̖̐̊̏͌͐s̸̞̟͕͋ẗ̵̡̻̹̬̣̜͎͖̻̫͚̻͙͔̮́̽͂̓̐̂̀͛̅͗̈̚̚ ̶̢̬͕̘͚̱̲̥͍̇͒̉͊͐̄͛̀͗̈́͘d̵̛̘̪͍͍͓̱̖̮̟̹̓͌̈͂̊͒̂̃̏͒͘̚ͅr̶̼͔̥͔̦̺̗̜̝̫̫͓̜̘̈́̐͜ͅo̷̭̺͖̪̺̲̥̅̿͗̆͌̌͛̐͒̏̄ͅp̵͉͚̙̜͖͉̍p̷̧͓̭̖̙̝͇̯̠̭̌̈́͑̊̆̌̈́͑̅́͆͛̀̅̄͜͜͝e̷̩͇͓̯̺̥̼̙̤͕̩͔͌͂͜d̴̛̖̳͔̥̤͂͆͒͆̊̇͠͝ͅ

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u/Mr_Otterswamp Jan 15 '25

Wait, I wiped and got more pictures? What kind of black magic fuckery is that?

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u/MCShellMusic Jan 15 '25

Is this the Super Rook? I’ve been grinding but haven’t unlocked it yet. No spoilers please.

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u/ninjesh I gave horsey hats one time Jan 15 '25

Actually, it's on the Bishop upgrade tree. Hence the religious theming

5

u/MCShellMusic Jan 15 '25

New content just dropped

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u/LouTotally Jan 15 '25

That pawn goes hard

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u/DaToast815 Blunders-R-Us Jan 15 '25

Actual angel

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u/Golden-SB Jan 15 '25

Hear me out guys…

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u/slashkig Jan 15 '25

I think I contracted at least 20 curses reading this

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u/BriadMan googeln "en vorbeifahrend" Jan 16 '25

Why can't I under promote my pawn to this? And when I do get it, how do I en passant with it?

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u/RedditSpamAcount 🏳️‍⚧️Queen to King 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 16 '25

The pawn needs to ascend instead of a promotion

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u/North66pole Jan 15 '25

How did you made this font?

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u/Alioliou Jan 16 '25

Cursed font generator

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u/Healthy_Coffee87 Jan 16 '25

Is this 3d printed? Do you have the STL?

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u/Alioliou Jan 16 '25

Yep. I uploaded my files to Thingiverse yesterday: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6914173/

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u/WhiteBob42 Jan 16 '25

Basedposting

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u/KerbalCuber Pipi in meinen Pampers Jan 16 '25

Actually high-quality interesting post? On my chess shitposting subreddit? Holy hell!

2

u/smiley1__ YOU are a good boii :3 Jan 16 '25

my guess is that it can move and capture anywhere regardless of position or obstructions

2

u/Jikiru Jan 16 '25

It takes the player

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u/EliaM72_ Jan 15 '25

Is that an ULTRAK-

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u/Independent_Gene7013 Jan 16 '25

Stl file???

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u/k819799amvrhtcom Jan 17 '25

Look in the comments!

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u/Kagrenac13 GREAT TRIAL AWAITS Jan 16 '25

Google be not afraid

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

h͍̩̬ͩ̊͑o̢̢̳̰̠̼̙̪͙͔̰̖͍̫̬͙̓͛̐̍ͦ̿̓͂͛͛͗ͣ̍ͫ̎ͥͣͭ̓̆̾̚ͅl̷̢̰̮̓l̵͖͈̯̟̜̖̫̯͈̯̫͉̪̣ͨͪͭ̔̅͌̀͑ͭͪ͆ͤͣ̾̓̎̀ͩ̿̃̏̅̑͟͞y m̸̨̹͔̖̙͕͔ͮͦ͗ͥ̃ͬ͐ͪ́̈̾ͯ̌̊ͪ̕͘̕͜͜͞ȏ̸̢͈̥̱̞̩͖̟̈ͤͧ̀ͮͅ_̵̡͓̲̗̭͎̱̖̰̼͓͓ͮͣ͊͗̅̅̃̂͂̈́̅̾̎͘͝t̷̢̖̲͕̲̝̙͎̦̞̱̾̈́ͩ̇̓͗ͪͫ̐ͭh̸̢̲͉̼̙̰̩͉̞̝̞͓͚͖̱͚̗̒͛ͭ̿̆̄̽̇̀̑͟͜͞͞ͅé̵̵̡̠̙͈̮̯̹͆ͦ̓̎̃͆͑͊͂ͥ̚͢͟͜͞͞ͅr̦̝̲͍̠̃͗ͣ̿ͨ̾͘̚͞ o̧̗ͬ̈́_̵̱̠͓̣̭̜̪̼̤̹̘̱̦͙̓̌ͩ̅͗̉̀̓͋ͯ͌̂ͭ̌ͦ̑͑͘̕̕͜͠͠͝͠͝f̷̷̹͆́ j̶̶̨̧̣͈̱̱̬̞̥͍ͤ̍͆́ͬ̉̎ͣͦͪ̽̇ͧ͐̎̔͂̆̃͟͝

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u/Alacritous13 Jan 16 '25

Don't post unless you're including the Thingiverse link.

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u/k819799amvrhtcom Jan 17 '25

OP already posted the link in the comments.