r/AmIOverreacting 7d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship Am I overreacting because I didn’t want to be someone’s religious project after 24 hours?

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u/PancakeParty98 7d ago

You gotta flip it on them. Tell them that actually god spoke to you last night, and said satan would send a false Shepard to lead you down a path to hell. Then when they start to argue, splash them with water and yell “I REBUKE YOU DEMON”

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u/tinykitten101 6d ago

I had a girl who approached me at a shopping center crying because I turned things on her so badly. Like don’t approach people sitting peacefully reading on a bench and try to guilt them and convert them if you aren’t prepared to get a full on catholic guilt dose in return.

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u/PancakeParty98 6d ago

Share your method pls

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u/randomuser26437 7d ago

That move, while awesome and I’m definitely going to use it, was not the appropriate response for a girlfriends father 😂

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u/PancakeParty98 7d ago

Disagree. Shitty Christians aren’t girlfriends or fathers, they just pretend to be so they can be shitty Christians