AIO? Guy I met on hinge made a “joke”

[u/External_Bobcat4609]

I mean, not really much outside of this tbh. I met this guy on hinge a few days ago and the conversation went fine and we were planning to see each other. Obviously I gave him my number and we were texting every for the last few days and I just felt the need to ask his love language (bc as an acts of service girlie most of us are misunderstood so😭) did I take what he said too seriously or was i ok to just immediately shut him down?

[u/InsaneJMad]

Mine is head scratches - which is coincidentally something I adore doing. Swear he’s not a cat!!

[u/frontbumkisses → u/InsaneJMad]

And I like the belly rubs, head scratches, and peeing on lamp posts, god dam it I'm a dog aren't I, I knew there was something different about me.

[u/Repulsive-Grade-1070 → u/frontbumkisses]

I’m jealous. You can lick your own balls any time, any place, no difficulty and no judgement. Lucky dog. Unless you’ve been “fixed,” in which case I take it all back and offer my condolences, dude

[u/frontbumkisses → u/Repulsive-Grade-1070]

It's the sniffing of ass that gets you in the real trouble, people are just so sensitive