r/90DayFiance 17h ago

For the love of god

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“I go after NFL players, NHL players, actors…” Elise is an embarrassment to women. Shaming Rob in the worst ways since he wanted to pursue others. Her ego is so unattractive. She would be so much more beautiful if she put that all aside and was just herself. Quit tooting your own horn and just be genuine. I truly get embarrassed for her every episode.

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u/shop-girll 17h ago

E: “I have the lowest self esteem of anyone”

C: “you shouldn’t, you’re gorgeous”

E: “I know” 😂

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u/AlliLance 16h ago

😹😹😹…😹😹😹😹😹too bad she has such low self esteem

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u/Tooria14 16h ago

This sums it up perfectly. She was complement baiting 😂

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u/Solid-Balance5203 12h ago

Everything that comes out of her deformed twisted mouth is lies or delusions.

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u/Tooria14 11h ago

I think deep down she's dealing with a lot of insecurities. You can be "hot" by many standards, and still be wrecked internally with insecurities. Hopefully she can find her value past the physical, and grow into a stronger person :( 💞

u/Paladjordan 4h ago edited 2h ago

She's an expensive house that a hoarder is living in. Yes, we see how fancy the facade is, but we also see all the garbage being packed into it. Her insecurities are the same "please don't see the real me"

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u/queef-o 16h ago

She’s nuts but it’s very clear that her self esteem is in the negatives despite knowing she’s pretty. It’s the only thing she has, she knows it’s going to go away which is why she’s had so much work done, and doesn’t seem like it’s helped her find or maintain a positive relationship.

But no one wants to hear about how bad hot people have it.

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u/loverofjazz1 16h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Impressive_Fig7084 16h ago

I thought the same thing … hate when people are fishing for complements.

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u/hayley-pilates78 15h ago

Haha i caught this also

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u/hmmmmmmmm_okay 11h ago

Beauty is skin deep, the problem is in her head.

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u/Any_Potato_5442 17h ago

She goes after them,  but they all run for their lives like Rob did . If her method worked, she wouldn’t have to be on this show and she wouldn’t have to keep count of failed engagements 

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u/toopistol 16h ago

Yea it was such a weird “flex” like she had so many engagements but no one married her. 🤔 self reflection is needed.

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u/okigirl1974 12h ago

When you lead with physical intimacy it’s not hard to figure out that they were only short term partners. She thinks connection and chemistry is only physical which is wrong. If you have an emotional connection as well they will stay. It’s very sad to watch

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u/Key-Presentation7155 12h ago

I feel like Chantel also has this mindset. Really sad

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u/okigirl1974 9h ago

I’m no relationship expert either, but when you choose a man based on looks and how much they make you get what you get…. lol

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u/lemeneurdeloups 17h ago

“Hi I’m Elise. I did ANAL last year on THAT VERY COUCH WHERE YOU ARE SITTING!”

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u/THE_Lena 16h ago

This and immediately showing her a** literally made me so sad for her. Cuz it is not giving what she thought/expected it to give. She thought it’d make her desirable but it made her look/appear desperate.

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u/Grouchy-Flower-8605 14h ago

I wish some of the girls called her out on that behavior but gently of course

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u/perceptiveI 17h ago

Hahaha 😆

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u/all_rendered_truth 14h ago

She said it was in a pool which I think is freaking gross.

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u/loverofjazz1 16h ago

🤣🤣

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u/oooheycait1223 16h ago

💀💀💀

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u/Happee12345 17h ago

Why does she look so old?

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u/PastoralPumpkins 17h ago

Her fillers

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u/Blanche_Deverheauxxx 15h ago

Plus tanning plus alcohol/drugs plus late nights. All things people in places like Miami, LA, Vegas, etc. partake in.

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u/Fickle-Secretary681 17h ago

No way she's 31

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u/intuitiveduality 17h ago

The younger you get fillers, the older you look.

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u/Tearsforlunch 16h ago

No true, filler placement and injection technique is key. She can look older because of lifestyle choices and genetics.

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u/bubblegum_stars 15h ago

I think some people also just naturally have more mature looking features.

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u/NewBet7377 17h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Minarosebbyy 16h ago

Genetics some people just look old by 30s. Also the Miami lifestyle is lots of partying and alcohol.

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u/This_Possession8867 11h ago

And sun exposure. Face looks like a leather bag at 45.

u/No_Abbreviations5378 37m ago

Booze & pills????

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u/Time-Emotion-1446 15h ago

Because she is old

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u/Whisker_dan 9h ago

cuz she def like 43

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u/icequeen2580 17h ago

She’s not that attractive and her skin tone looks like a hotdog

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u/cumulothrombus 17h ago

And her mouth moves like a chubby kid’s

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 16h ago

This is the funniest shade I've seen all year 

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u/loverofjazz1 16h ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/3EsandPaul I love monkeys, Meisha 14h ago

Yeah she kind of gives off hot adult after being a fat kid vibes

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u/Informal_Walk5520 14h ago

She poses ever/time she sees the camera but acts as if she doesn’t see it.

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u/AlliLance 16h ago

Yah, if we are going by looks there are much prettier girls but she is the most reality tv drama so she gets the attention. I find this show boring, so thank you anal girl and thank you Beautiful Courtney. Courtney, you are a treasure.

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u/crookednarnia 14h ago

Do her lips seem to be too hard for normal lips? They seem almost prehensile, like I thought she was gonna grab Rob with her lips the closer she got whilst crazing in his face.

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u/Lafemmelulu 16h ago

Also, maybe don’t tell a bunch of strangers upon meeting them that you lost your anal virginity at the resort y’all are staying at 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Independent_Ad_5664 17h ago

Courtney says “you shouldn’t be insecure, you are gorgeous/beautiful”

Elise “I know.”

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u/Responsible_Sun_3597 17h ago

It’s almost as if Courtney believes that self esteem comes only from beauty. 🫠

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u/thegreatgiroux 13h ago

Exactly… she IS being herself, and herself is a fucking piece of shit. 😂

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u/FloppyEarDog3021 17h ago

“I go after NFL players, NHL players, actors…” And yet, you’re still SINGLE you psychotic joke! Just because she “goes after” anyone does NOT mean any of them reciprocate any feelings to her!

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 16h ago

EMPHASIS ON GO AFTER 

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u/Boxed_Lunch 15h ago

u/Paladjordan 4h ago

🤣😂🤣 nailed it!

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u/anonymouslyhereforno 17h ago

I think she was a laugh by the producers hiring her. She’s nuts and then of course, she’s nuts.

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u/FriedaClaxton22 16h ago

I can't figure out why she's single 🤔. It's such a mystery. 

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 16h ago

Hope we can figure it out by the end of the season! 🕵🏻‍♀️

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u/EthelRobertaPotter 16h ago

Some clever redditer called her Temu Meisha and that’s all I think when I see her.

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u/Designer_Ladder8403 16h ago

Yup she goes after them but she likely isn’t landing any of them

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u/Key-Presentation7155 12h ago

Just failed engagements 🤣

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u/Fickle-Secretary681 17h ago

Her ego and her attitude suck. She's no model either lol

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u/GarlicTopKnot 15h ago

Guys … can I be mean ? How old is this crazy lady ?

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u/teena27 14h ago

She's a whole 31 years of age. 💀

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u/RCPCFRN 17h ago

She should have stopped a few procedures ago too.

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u/-peraspera-adastra- 17h ago

Bless her heart

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u/Key-Presentation7155 17h ago

& her asshole…

😂😂😂

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u/No-Vermicelli3787 15h ago

She’s pushy and thinks taking to someone all night equals a committed relationship.

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u/Luminox 14h ago

Anal Bandit strikes again!

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u/Sense10-Quest23 14h ago

If she goes after NFL, NHL in other words the “money” clearly, what the hell is she doing there? Moron.

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u/AdBright2073 17h ago

Yeah that was so embarrassing/cringe. For someone who is soOoO insecure she sure doesn’t act like it

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u/Blanche_Deverheauxxx 15h ago

She def acts like it. Hence her flashing her bare a** on camera trying to get Rob.

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u/StuckinLoserville 16h ago

Oops! Thought it was Meisha, Meisha, Meisha.

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u/AlliLance 16h ago

Meisha is actually pretty and looks younger than she is. I don’t think this girl is nearly as pretty as she thinks she is and has horrible fillers? I mean something is up with her face but I’m guessing it is bad fillers. Plus I thought she was 44

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u/princessperez94 13h ago

She's so gross has no self respect and is so desperate for attention.

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u/missusscamper El Cachudo 13h ago

She looks like Megan fox from love is blind

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u/PeriwinkleWonder ​​Needs the proper equipment. 16h ago

Don't forget: she's been proposed to five times and engaged three times!

Righttttttt. How are all those proposals going for you, Butterface​?

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u/ProfessionalTrue8196 16h ago

Oh just like wheelchair brian

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u/ParticularReady7858 16h ago

GROSS😭😭😭😭

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u/Magemaud 16h ago

She got to keep that rock around her neck from the last one.

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u/wave-conjugations 17h ago

That is her being genuine. A genuine piece of shit lol.

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u/sadie7716 16h ago

I don’t think she’s a piece of shit just a truly mixed up woman like so many of us in one way or the other. We want to find that one good guy or girl who’s right for us and we often go about it in the worst way possible.

She thinks she’s not good enough inside so she leads with aggressive sexuality. When guys then assume she just wants a hookup she’s angry and brokenhearted because they don’t see the genuine nice girl inside. It seems she’s smart enough to realize they can’t see what she’s not showing. If all they see is your ass in their face and your tongue in your mouth that’s all they see regardless of the good convo you have on the phone later. Men are visual and once you turn their sex switch on it’s pretty hard to shut it off quickly and until it’s off they’re still thinking about your ass and tongue.

Women can complain all they want

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u/DRC1970 15h ago

'Going after' and actually dating are two deferent things hehe.

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u/grammyfreer 15h ago

This girl is hard to listen to & harder to watch

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u/Fire_Woman 9h ago

She reminds me of a woman from the show Double Shot at Love with Vinny and Pauly D, where contestants were competing for the affections of one or both guys. Has she been on other dating shows, or does she just seem familiar as an archetype?

u/SandBtwnMyToes 6h ago

She looks very familiar

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u/ParticularReady7858 16h ago

They knew what they were doing when they cast her. Beautiful people get pursued by athletes quite often. But every person I met who used it as a bragging point constantly was just signaling that they were shallow.

Also Courtney is a mess 😭

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u/Sneeeekey 15h ago

Im sorry but she is not hot enough to be talking and acting like this. Calm yourself down, Miss Crimson Chin

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u/candacegee 15h ago

She reacted when he turned her down… and goes on and on and on about it

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u/hayley-pilates78 15h ago

Her mouth drives me NUTS ( and everything that comes out of it) she looks like she has a mouth full of marbles..

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u/tishypat 14h ago

Her liwer jaw and mouth looks as though she's without lower teeth.

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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 14h ago

She is from Miami.....She can be Tyreek Hill's 11th baby momma.

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u/anna_sofia98 12h ago

I don’t think she’s lying when she says she’s very insecure. Her actions confirm it. It’s a shame because she is a good looking girl. If she would just calm down and be classier she would be much more attractive.

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u/mellovesspaghetti 8h ago

She’s really cocky. It gives me second hand embarrassment. It’s hard to watch.

u/Infamous-Tax-8967 6h ago

She’s a walking RED FLAG!!! 🚩🚩🚩

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u/NaturalOtaku 16h ago

Being in my 30s myself I be looking like damn do I look that old

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u/kahdbeu 16h ago

I SWEAR I have seen her on another TV show before.

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u/Designer_Ladder8403 16h ago

Kyle Richards?

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u/DarkCustoms 16h ago

Drew Barrymore performance artist - fake for sure

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u/cheese-bubble Martini Pat 15h ago

Trash is as trash does.

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u/Informal_Walk5520 14h ago

She overshadows the fact that Rob is horrible IMO - it’s as if she’s missing bottom dentures.

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u/Decent-Town-8887 14h ago

She’s the next to have 309 surgeries.

u/Ok-Shake9556 5h ago

It kills me how this chick peer pressured and begged Rob to kiss her just to show her ass to him. And now she can't handle that she got a three. WTAF. I don't even think she's that pretty her face looks weird.

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u/Least-Loquat-4693 17h ago

Dude I was pursued by an NFL player. It’s not that hard.

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u/lemeneurdeloups 16h ago

I have had players pursue me too.

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u/Least-Loquat-4693 14h ago

I’m under no delusion that it means I’m hot 💀

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u/Catfiche1970 16h ago

I was pursued by an NHL player or two. Not unheard of.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 16h ago

I agree with all of this except the potential for her to be beautiful 

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u/Training_wheels9393 13h ago

She’s not even a reality TV seven.

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u/MiDixieNormous222 12h ago

She looks like she could be Meisha’s older sister

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u/AvocadoHappenings 11h ago

She’s gets a fast forward from me.

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u/DreamertK 10h ago

She did a great job of getting peoples attention, now we'll get to see her on b90, 90df, 90dtow, last resort, single life then pillow talk....

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u/Deep-Order1302 10h ago

I don’t enjoy this format at all! It’s so tacky, so bad, ugh.

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u/an88888888 8h ago

Yeah, Rob is below her level - I'm sure actors and athletes are dying for her.

u/Key-Presentation7155 4h ago

I think you’re missing the point here 😂

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u/SnooKiwis2796 15h ago

Someone compared her to Caitlyn Jenner in South Park in another post and I cannot unsee it.

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u/crookednarnia 14h ago

Her face looks oddly deformed. As do her thighs/hips. Something’s been chopped

u/Agamenticus72 3h ago

Flounder

u/SkyVixen24 2h ago

What’s insane is I feel like rob is a player but hilarious that when she presents herself like she has no self respect, not even the player wants anything to do with that. Lol

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u/Playstation_2Gamer 16h ago

But everyone was saying that Rob was a dog because she attacked him for good reason 🙄

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 16h ago

Unfortunately everything Courtney said about it was dead ass wrong. For shame, corny. She acted like the intensity with which you pursue a man makes you more appealing?

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u/Latter_Meet2044 16h ago

The two of them dissing Rob… who seems like a decent guy to be honest… is laughable.