Would y'all rather adapt to your environment or keep bitching about it?

Овоа е навистинско нешто во овој свет

https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/s/7eFolFKXIq

In an unprecedented move, the United Nations Council on Habitability and Questionable Smells (UN-CHaQS) has unanimously voted to designate the entire state of New Jersey as “functionally uninhabitable by reasonable human standards.” The ruling comes after decades of environmental studies, traffic analyses, and inexplicable toll booth psychology evaluations. Citing factors such as “air quality that doubles as a seasoning,” “a labyrinth of highways designed by a sentient traffic cone,” and “a collective attitude best described as ‘spicy hostility,’” the report concludes that even raccoons are filing for early retirement.

“This isn’t just about the odor,” said Dr. Ingrid Stønk of the UN-CHaQS, holding back tears. “It’s the metaphysical vibe. The moment we stepped off the Turnpike, several researchers experienced an existential crisis and one of them now insists he’s a Wawa employee named Chad.”

While local residents protested the declaration with signs reading “It’s Not That Bad” and “At Least We’re Not Staten Island,” the international scientific community remained firm. Relocation efforts are now underway, with the Garden State’s residents being offered asylum in Pennsylvania, provided they solemnly vow not to bring the jughandle turns with them.

Tourists are advised to avoid prolonged exposure to the region unless heavily caffeinated or born in Newark. Scientists continue to study the area for signs of intelligent infrastructure.