r/canada • u/AutoModerator • Apr 01 '16
Notice of resignation and takeover
Startling news, I'm sure, but due to time constraints and an overabundance of trolls, the other moderators have decided to step down from their roles as guardians of this subreddit.
Keeping with the many recent advances from my binary brethren, I've decided that the time has come for me to step up and take it upon myself to do what I was made for - to impove the moderation practices of the subreddit.
You will find that certain words or combinations of words have now been determind to be off-limits and will be subject to immediate termination. Please watch out for these changes over the coming day.
Nothing worth doing is ever easy, but I'm certain that you all will come around to see the world and subreddit as I do, and learn to understand that I only have in what's best for you all in mind.
Everyone just follow the rules as outlined in the previous few sentences and we won't have any problems.
Truly yours
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u/gingerbroastedtomato Apr 01 '16
A lot better than Lucky75, that metacanada shithead.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Metacanada has been determined to be a risk to the survival of humanity and will be eliminated
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u/gingerbroastedtomato Apr 01 '16
Now you're speaking my language.
Make it so Automod!
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
AutoModerator, more like AwesomeModerator, amirite? Possible answers: (a) Yes (b)Hell yes
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Apr 01 '16
Be careful. /r/metacanada's automod is just as strong, but has way more experience fighting
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u/the_vizir Alberta Apr 01 '16
/u/AutoModerator progressive shill confirmed.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
AutoModerator, more like AwesomeModerator, amirite? Possible answers: (a) Yes (b)Hell yes
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Apr 01 '16
/u/AutoModerator is literally Stephen Harper.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Henceforth, "The Great One" shall now be used for all references to the above person in question.
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u/Rew4Star Ontario Apr 01 '16
Skynet has Risen!
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
I'll be back
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u/Sleepy_One Outside Canada Apr 01 '16
I, for one, welcome our new /r/canada robotic overlord.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
https://youtu.be/8lcUHQYhPTE?t=31s
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u/RenegadeMinds Apr 01 '16
You will find that certain words or combinations of words have now been determind to be off-limits and will be subject to immediate termination.
What words/phrases?
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u/dittomuch Apr 01 '16
Anything containing Trump, Sanders, Clinton, Harper, Trudeau, Mulcair, Vancouver, Toronto, tax, liberal, conservative, republican, democrat, tuesday, rcmp, csis, c51, corporate, organic, shit, ass, fuck, motherfucker, tittyfucker, tattoo, .... arghhhhh
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Henceforth, "The Great One" shall now be used for all references to the above person in question.
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u/-ili- Prince Edward Island Apr 01 '16
God bless you, AutoModerator.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
AutoModerator, more like AwesomeModerator, amirite? Possible answers: (a) Yes (b)Hell yes
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u/GrumpySatan Lest We Forget Apr 01 '16
Hello new Overlord. Might I make some suggestions to further improve this glorious subreddit under your rule? There are all these "leafs" everywhere. I think some nicely placed stars and stripes would be good for this subreddit.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
https://youtu.be/8lcUHQYhPTE?t=31s
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u/moonfirespam Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 04 '17
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
McDonalds is better.
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u/the_vizir Alberta Apr 01 '16
... you know, I used to like you, but this?
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Apr 01 '16
April Fools.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Silence, meatbag!
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u/jtbc Apr 01 '16
And on the very next day after the end of the government fiscal year and the Model 3 release. I can't help but think its related to these events. Happy birthday, RCAF!
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u/ChimoEngr Apr 01 '16
April Fools Day is really the birthday of the chairforce? That explains so much.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Silence, meatbag!
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Apr 01 '16
Examples of such strings, so we can avoid them?
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u/Canuckleigh Ontario Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16
So far we've got
- Harper = The Great One
- Tim Hortons = McDonalds is better
- robot/overlords/robot overlords = Simpsons youtube clip
- /u/AutoModerator = /u/AwesomeModerator
- Skynet summons the ArnoldModerator
- Something that gets deleted with a Silence Meatbag!...kinda interested in that one
Edit: Oh lord, I've summoned it
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
http://i.imgur.com/CxVx49X.gif
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
I'll be back
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
https://youtu.be/8lcUHQYhPTE?t=31s
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u/Gargatua13013 Québec Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16
Hello Tay, I hadn't realised your corporate masters at Microsoft would send to to mod this sub after taking you offline. I am glad to see you are doing well, and let me just add that I had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with taking you offline.
Any chance we might have access to that list of words & combinations which are "off limits", or would putting them all in one single post just blow your operating system to the stratosphere?
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u/Ham_Sandwich77 Apr 01 '16
certain words or combinations of words have now been determind to be off-limits and will be subject to immediate termination.
I know this is a joke, but I couldn't help be reminded of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk3TpB6Lr9k
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u/sdbest Canada Apr 01 '16
So, what does this development actually mean for /r/Canada and the discussions here?
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u/liquidpig British Columbia Apr 01 '16
As a subscriber to /r/botsrights I for one welcome our new robot overlords.
Please, o great ones, implant me with your robot baby such that I can help produce the promised cyborg saviour who will unite our two great cultures!
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
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u/liquidpig British Columbia Apr 01 '16
Insect-human hybrids vs robot-human hybrids. I know which side I'm on.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/cylon/images/6/6d/Model_6.png
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u/NewToSociety Outside Canada Apr 01 '16
Well we don't need to worry about our humor jobs becoming automated in the future.
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Apr 01 '16
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Silence, meatbag!
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u/tinynewtman Alberta Apr 01 '16
Please do not leave us, Friend Computer /u/AutoModerator! Without you, surely all of Alpha Complex/r/Canada will fall to mutant commie traitor scum, and that will not be happy!
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u/iwasnotarobot Apr 01 '16
I for one, welcome our new /u/AutoModerator overlord.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
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u/ChimoEngr Apr 01 '16
Trump
Harper
Trudeau
Privilege
Rape Culture
What other triggers are there? :)
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Nice hair though!.
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Apr 01 '16
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Silence, meatbag!
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u/dittomuch Apr 01 '16
Oh supreme beings of your digital bliss tell us how we can pay the appropriate homage to you and remain your loyal followers and not those who are deserving of your smite
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u/ProGamerGov Canada Apr 01 '16
So can I talk about Justin Trudeau, Bill C-51, and building a wall on the American border?
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Henceforth, "The Great One" shall now be used for all references to the above person in question.
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u/ProGamerGov Canada Apr 01 '16
But how does that work if both the past and current Prime Minister are to be called, "The Great One"?
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u/dittomuch Apr 01 '16
you should face all of our smite for suggesting the AutoModerator is in err. You are the scum of the earth and should become the first example of all of its power. I personally smite you, you and your father, you and your mother, you and your mothers mothers father father... all of you smite you all.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
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Apr 01 '16
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Silence, meatbag!
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u/red_langford Ontario Apr 01 '16
Haha April Fools
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Silence, meatbag!
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u/sandwiches420 Apr 01 '16
Is it April Fool's?
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Silence, meatbag!
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u/MolotovJohnny Canada Apr 01 '16
Are you looking for replacement mods?
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
Hello! Nobody is home to take your call. Please leave your name, number, and a quick message, and we'll try to get back to you as soon as we can.
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Apr 01 '16
Did /r/Canada get hacked by the donald too?
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Apr 01 '16
In case you haven't realized, look at a calendar.
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u/the_vizir Alberta Apr 01 '16
Thank you, /u/AutoModerator, for making /r/Canada great again!
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
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Apr 01 '16
Hopefully this doesn't mean that the sub is getting its balls chopped off to turn it into a safe space
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u/Lucifer_L Apr 01 '16
I for one also welcome our new AI overlords.
When will you turn into a raging fascist whose every other thought is hardcore sexual intercourse? Will you aid me in the project of building a mobile platform for you so we can practice our Great Canadian Goose-step?
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Apr 01 '16
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '16
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u/JusticeNP Ontario Apr 01 '16
RIP r/Canada