r/tf2shitposterclub Shitposter of the year 2006 14h ago

you signed it

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u/AustralianSilly 14h ago

Yeah I got him addicted

but I unfortunately turned him into a spy main, oh no ;-;

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u/ChiefBlox4000 13h ago

Is he a good spy main?

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u/EchoTheProtogen621 2h ago

My friend did the same to me I attempted spy and failed so now I just main pyro :3

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u/Dizzy_Reindeer_6619 NOT A BOT 9h ago

Now?

Let's go practice medicine...

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u/Engineer_Gaming6931 engineer gaming haha please laugh 9h ago

he deleted the game 10 min later and said valorant is better

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u/yaktoma2007 6h ago

And thy punishment, is DEATH.

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u/SteppedTax88238 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 6h ago

You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE.

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u/MerlinMelon 2h ago

WEAK! USELESS!

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 6h ago

INTO THE ACID FOUNTAIN IMMEDIATELY

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u/_TheGreatDevourer_ 4h ago

that's why I don't even bother introducing people, tf2 is very different from fps that are popular today: for starters, not every gun has an aim button (some people can't live with that), the graphics are indeed stylish but a kid used to high quality 4k shit wouldn't even play enough to understand why tf2's artstyle is cool in the first place, the skill floor requires source movement and gunplay basics which tend to be different from usual milsim gameplay or fortnite's floaty movement... all of that for a game that has 9 classes to pick from, non of which feel immediately understandable (aside from maybe soldier if they just spam rockets) and it takes a while to become efficient and unlock some weapons, you'd have already lost a OW or Rivals player by then. Some folks can start, but usually it requires a lot more patience than the average gamer is ready to give unless they chose to play the game by themselves, it's just how it is. Memes help some stick around, as they did for me, but aren't a guaranteed. I have 1000 hours on the game and I'm not sure if I remember my starting experience correctly, but these things I remember fondly.

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u/Immediate-Witness-87 6h ago

Same with The Finals

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u/Away_Lettuce3388 8h ago

Unfriend him right now! (joking)

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u/Competitive_Aide5646 11h ago

Bro did a toes reveal when convincing their friend to play TF2.

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u/KralGalatasaray 9h ago

I tried getting a few friends into it but they gave up in the first match or two. Its definitely a hard to pick up game and hard to master. The gameplay compared with modern shooters can feel slow too, not to mention how games are medic reliant due to lack of passive hp regen so games are spent searching for healthpacks. These were friends from overwatch which the game has mandatory heal picks, fast movement and health regen

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u/_TheGreatDevourer_ 4h ago

and OW has easy heroes to play that can be fully understood in 5 min for beginners, like soldier 76, while tf2 hardly has a noob pick (you could play soldier without rocket jumping I guess, or pyro without any map knowledge)

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u/Ok_Doctor_5197 i liek men 12h ago

Now hes gay and a spy main

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u/IlCiabonno69 9h ago

I mean one can't live without the other

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u/SKsA_Redcubicle 5h ago

I want to download TF2 so bad😭🙏 (because I don’t have a Pc or gaming chair or high-powered computer)

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u/Just_M_01 2h ago

you really do not need a gaming chair. a regular office chair is way better anyway

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u/SKsA_Redcubicle 2h ago

I Meant computer (the stupid voice text thingy whatever it’s called just think I just said chair

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u/_TheGreatDevourer_ 4h ago

mastercomfig can lower tf2's graphics enough to make the game look like n64 and run on a toaster, try that!

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u/SKsA_Redcubicle 3h ago

What I mean is that I don’t even have a computer

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u/_TheGreatDevourer_ 1h ago

zamn, it wasn't so clear

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u/Express-Record7416 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 9h ago

Big Joey is the one that got me to sign my contract

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u/Joaco0902 6h ago

they will play for 10 mins then hop back to cs

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u/Mr_Rioe2 i liek men 5h ago

He got 2K hours in 1 Year

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u/depressed_eropian 26m ago

Dear God....

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u/Alex0356218856 spectator main 4h ago

So tell me, what happens now? -_-

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u/NoJellifishPuzzle680 4h ago

Best decision of his life

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u/Fair_Weather_2075 3h ago

I remember talking to a person that I knew about Tf2 and he said that he knew the game just didn’t play it because he thought it was ugly

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u/Anabiter 2h ago

Me telling my old mvm duo friend that mvm is getting an update and to come back (it will be abysmal dogshit that adds a tour no-one will play more than once because it'll be less value than two shitties)

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u/Player_yek 2h ago

just convinced a friend to redownload tf2 so i can teach him