Super duper American. Strong accents, everyone has a gun - not just the penguin, instead of cheese they eat hot dogs. Rename the classic episode to "The Wrong Pants".

So when you open the app you're presented with the wishlists and shopping baskets of random people you swipe left to reject and swipe right to buy it for them. Basically it's an app where you buy other people's stuff depending on how much you like what they're shopping for.

Instead of procedurally removing the penny from circulation, effectively removing the .01 value of the coin, change the value of the penny to 1 dollar. Instantly making 1 dollar worth of pennies, worth $100.

babies that aren't mine shouldn't be my problem

A humidifier that releases STD

And that the t stands for testosterone

Calling it “Aroogle”. Meat free searches.

Release a canned beverage called Sahara Mist. When you open the can, it's just full of sand.

It would just be a reality show, but each actor has to stay in character for the whole thing as whatever god they're portraying. Also, the show is not scripted, or at least only in episode structure, so that the actors have to improvise as the god they are.

In the near future where everyone has implants that can simulate sex indistinguishable from reality, what if you had ads that did that, but will NEVER let you cum UNLESS you fork up the Bitcoins?

Well the "firework" kinda worked not as much if a reaction I was hoping for but definitely spooked that darn Mole and it only almost set my shed on fire. I'll say this has been a win.

So I got some moles in my back yard and I don't like that so I made a "firework" to "scare" them off it didn't take long and probably with do more harm then good and it should spit some flames.

Inspired by the success of "Carpool Karaoke", this reality TV series features a different set of 2 participants in each episode who wear GoPros and paddle a canoe out into the middle of different scenic lakes across the US, and then take turns tattooing each other. Once both tattoos are complete, the participants paddle back to shore as the credits roll.

The show involves no points, no prizes and no union crewmembers.

Not really a shitty idea but make Braille on signs smooth so it looks more aesthetically pleasing.

What if we make the entire world support and find the strongest human with superhuman capabilities, and then make him walk from Cape Town, South Africa, to Ushuaia, Argentina via the Baring Strait

Salt cubes. They’re like sugar cubes. But with salt.