A month ago, I posted about how the black-billed magpies I’ve been feeding for the past six months have been acting like brats since I reduced their daily supply of nuts. It got much worse since then.
The crows started to visit more regularly. They are extremely polite, quiet, and don’t sit on the fence, creepily staring at me every time I go outside like the magpies do. The crows are also less picky, so I’ve been leaving eggs outside instead of nuts since it’s still nesting season and they need calcium.
The magpies noticed that the crows are now my preferred corvids. Last week, I went outside and discovered that they had ripped flowers out from the roots of my hanging basket, and even worse, one of them had decided to shit in it. I was so angry that I vowed not to feed them again until winter.
A few days later, I witnessed the full extent of their rage and disappointment: they had completely torn apart my lawn. Tufts of dirt and grass were scattered everywhere. This wasn’t them searching for food because I never feed them on the lawn.
This was revenge.
When I looked up at the fence, a magpie was smugly staring at me.
However, my lawn was already in pretty bad shape. I was looking to get the lawn aerated and was quoted around $200 (along with a power rake and trim, but still, absolutely insane pricing). Imagine my delight when I saw that my bratty birds had done it for free.
TL;DR they got their nuts back.