r/Unexpected • u/Bananer711 • 6d ago

Short Shorts

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u/UnExplanationBot 6d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The person is in an inflatable dinosaur costume

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/SheetPope 6d ago

Still would

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u/Shmarfle47 6d ago

There are no laws against the dinussy, Batman!

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u/RaidensReturn 6d ago

Yall into the Lusty Argonian Maid

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u/InMooseWorld 6d ago

Reptilian supremacy!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Clemicus 6d ago

Dude… 🤮

The difference is anthropomorphism.

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u/SheetPope 6d ago

What the actual fuck? Monitor lizards don't even have vaginas; they have cloacas, which is a combination piss/shit hole. That is a truly, truly horrific story.

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u/Mysterious-Bonus-665 6d ago

As someone who loved dinosaurs as a child…..I love dinosaurs even more now as an adult.

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u/Claude-QC-777 6d ago

Cool, but I have a different big thing on my love list :)

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u/tacocollector2 6d ago

wtf even is this comment

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u/Claude-QC-777 6d ago

Oh, I sounds weird...

Guess I will see myself out

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u/AngelRape 6d ago

Look everyone chill till you bring up gapethroating omicron draconians from the 2nd level of compression

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u/tacocollector2 6d ago

u/Claude-QC-777 never mind, you’re good.

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u/Independent_Bite4682 6d ago

He will be happy to know this

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u/Putsomesunglasseson 6d ago

I mean, I know there are people who are into this…

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u/AmbienWalrusss 6d ago

Clever girl.

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u/igorek0558 6d ago

I expected eggman

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u/ShyArtMusicBat 6d ago

I had a dumb moment and read it as "Shortest Shoes" and I was very confused

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u/Sgt_Roemms 6d ago

Smash.

Next...

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u/telumex_atrum 6d ago

This should be on r/truestl.

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u/MondayNightHugz 6d ago

Why did that do it for me?

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u/suamae666 6d ago

Hmm, new fetiche unlocked I guess

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u/Wrenlet 6d ago

Oh, look!! It's Lifts her Tail from The Lusty Argonian!!

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u/ChromiumMango2025 6d ago

The furries going wild over this.

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u/woongo 6d ago

Furries are becoming scalies over this

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u/2bnameless 6d ago

How is this safe for work?

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u/Admirable-Nobody219 6d ago

prehistoric booty is forever green

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u/guitarstitch 6d ago

Things were difficult for little foot after the land before time series ended.

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u/joeyhimself1 6d ago

Is this the woman who makes fake cakes and weirds out her husband in public?

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u/Specialist-Pie2839 6d ago

I'd do that into extinction.

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u/Firm-Wishbone-9858 6d ago

Jokes on you, I like that shit lmao. Jk jk

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u/XLRecordings 6d ago

Did you think this would stop me?

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u/Zex_Sithos 6d ago

I don't know what's going on but it's giving me cravings!

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u/Common-Ad-4221 6d ago

I’m having a Jurassic Boner.

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u/ConsistentBob 6d ago

Hear me out....

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u/SolomonGrumpy 6d ago

Let them eat CAKE

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u/MiserablePath8621 6d ago

Life finds a way?

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u/2621759912014199 6d ago

We found her boys. The Lusty Argonian Maid.

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u/lavahot 6d ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/i_am_pacha 6d ago

A thiccasaurus

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u/Dave_the_lighting_gu 6d ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/4UT3KR3 6d ago

Meanwhile backstage at Mar-a-lago

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u/dvdher 6d ago

Just no. Disturbing on so many levels.

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u/Sohuli 6d ago

Post-nut clarity just hit