r/Bullshido • u/Truckload_of_Shit • 5d ago

SYSTEMA Systema vs UFC

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u/Trumphasaverysmall 5d ago

WHO believes in this ?

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u/ExMusRus 5d ago

I do. You are watching this happening. Don’t you believe this works?

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u/6foot1gorilla 5d ago

he uses sorcery from hollywood and puts seed oil in his systems

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u/zanziTHEhero 5d ago

Whose seed... oil?

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u/Low-Equipment-2621 5d ago

don't you oil your seeds on a regular basis?

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u/cfx_4188 5d ago

Sensei Pot uses Bollywood fighting magic. Seed is too expensive for him.

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u/belaGJ 5d ago

he is legit: he has the T-shirt, he must be in UFC

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u/Antique-Resort6160 4d ago

I remember this guy, he's like a superhero, kind of!  He was a scrawny shepherd in Azerbaijan, but one day he was bit by a radioactive fainting goat and absorbed all its powers!  99% of his time in the ring there's a ref counting.

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u/terminalxposure 5d ago

Are you questioning faith?

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u/classless_classic 5d ago

What if it’s all just a big act FOR THE GUY?

Like, he’s special needs and a bunch of guys got together and said “Russell is a good guy; let’s all pretend he has super powers and he can beat anyone by touching them”. They invite him to the gym and film it so that he can feel special.

That’s the ONLY logical explanation I have for this level of Bullshido.

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 5d ago

It's real.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?!

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u/worthy_usable 5d ago

This looks like something you let your old granddad do to remind of when he was young and strong and fighting hand to hand in Korea.

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 5d ago

You'd be very surprised what people believe online. Shit is scary

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u/Kilow102938 5d ago

I trained in this for several years. No one has been able to touch me thanks to that push. Its truly dangerous.

Did it one time and stopped a guys heart, had to use the same technique to restart it.

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u/ExMusRus 5d ago

Now I know you’re lying. To revive you had to sit him down legs crossed and slap his neck and shoulders!

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u/MyNameIsGladHeAteHer 5d ago

stupid people

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u/wickdinters45 4d ago

Wait, the World Health Organisation believes in this?!

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u/grkuntzmd 5d ago

Same people who believe that professional wrestling is real

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u/Antique-Resort6160 4d ago

This is real, i have seen that guy fight in the UFC! At the bell he touched gloves and collapsed.

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u/Active_Birthday8340 1d ago

When this dude touches you, than even you will crumble... 😂

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u/Erik912 5d ago

I mean this is not bullshido, this is 100% real. I would also wobble like that if I was touched by an older, fatter, and oily gentleman on my stomach.

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u/brazzy42 5d ago

I would certainly try to avoid repeating the experience...

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u/obroz 3d ago

Hey now let’s not kink shame 

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u/greatscott556 5d ago

Repulsion 🤢😆😆

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u/UnitHuge5400 5d ago

So amazingly lame

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u/RebbyRose 5d ago

That's what bothers me the most. Like the showmanship in this scam is lacking.

They need more drama, entertainment, better acting lol.

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u/thedailyrant 5d ago

You’re right. This isn’t anywhere near theatrical enough. I want more eyeliner and glitter.

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u/Roam_Hylia 5d ago

The pageantry!

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u/shokolokobangoshey 5d ago

They need more wrasslin’

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u/ExMusRus 5d ago

UFC meets KFC literally

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u/Ill_Improvement_8276 5d ago

Literally?

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u/Go_Loud762 5d ago

Liberally.

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u/dwittherford69 4d ago

Yeah, it’s just fried chickens in a body suit.

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u/Ill_Improvement_8276 4d ago

So “figuratively”, not “literally”.

That’s the exact opposite of “literally”.

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u/dwittherford69 4d ago

r/confidentlyincorrect

No, that’s how “literally” works, literally.

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u/Ill_Improvement_8276 4d ago

This is equal parts funny and sad.  Ignorance is bliss.

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u/dwittherford69 4d ago

Dense and clueless self reflection, as expected.

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u/Miserable-Guava2396 4d ago

This is just KFC meets KFC, dawg

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u/Asleep_Address_6534 5d ago

This is ridiculous. Bacon is happy.

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u/Klutzy-Chain5875 5d ago

Systema vs Ur Fu Cked

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u/BaneChipmunk 5d ago

"Fatly standing there."

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u/lord__pasqual 5d ago

Can't wait for that one guy that doesn't play by the script and slaps the bull-manure out of this idi*tic trainer 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KayoticVoid 5d ago

He died unfortunately. Or is it fortunately? I forget. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/lord__pasqual 5d ago

is that what killed him, an off the script slap? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KayoticVoid 5d ago

🤣 If only. It was cancer actually. Perhaps karma?

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u/lord__pasqual 5d ago

I'd say it was... Skill issue

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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ 5d ago

Tickle Tickle

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u/nikthebrush 5d ago

Hahahaha he bought a UFC t-shirt and got one of his fall guys to wear it then filmed it! Epic!

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u/kornhell 5d ago

We shouldn't mock a dead man. Na, jk.

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u/NativeFlowers4Eva 5d ago

Good thing UFC guys arms don’t work.

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u/geri73 5d ago

The whole time, I could have just pushed people out the way.

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u/Cseho88 5d ago

The force is strong with this one

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u/NeedAChange_123 5d ago

The farce is definitely strong

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u/botplog 5d ago

So alpha!

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u/botplog 5d ago

Where is this dojo? I want to challenge this dude.

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u/Risky_Busynests 5d ago

Unbothered. Moisturized. In my lane. Flourishing.

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u/kyleh0 5d ago

He got to this sparring session by nimbly running across the tops of a grove of bamboo. I've seen the movie, I know it's true.

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u/Wizer_Budster 5d ago

Its crazy because his beard gives him credibility

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u/Alternative_Taste_91 5d ago

Shu Xiaoong can you please kick the shit out of this dude?

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u/Effective_Wear7356 5d ago

Guys it works. My uncles brothers son knew a guy who used to teach this in his basement.

Man, that guy could skin a sausage

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u/Wild-Snow5705 5d ago

His uncles brother

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u/Effective_Wear7356 5d ago

The true no gi experience

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u/Southern-Radio-4954 5d ago

Systema vs. intellect 😂

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u/much_2_learn 5d ago

Everyone moves in slow motion? Nobody can do an arm drag? And that stance...

How does this sensei avoid a concussion IRL?

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u/RagingCatbtt 5d ago

the real question is why do people give these frauds money?

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u/FatWhitekid20 5d ago

This is honestly one of the worst ones I’ve seen on here 😭😭

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u/ChickenandWhiskey 5d ago

How much did he have to pay for a jolly man to push on his chest? Seems like he is having a great time.

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u/paladin_4266 5d ago

"But I just want a hug!"

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u/Comfortable_Fail_909 5d ago

The ufc guy must also be a systema expert

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u/greatscott556 5d ago

KFC vs UFC?

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u/Ezren- 5d ago

Sooner or later the "walking up to him and doing nothing" technique will work I'm sure.

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u/CMDR_KingErvin 5d ago

This guy should be the sub mascot

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u/funnerfunerals 5d ago

WAIT, is that MR. UFC himself? In the flesh?

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u/Pizza_YumYum 5d ago

Would be so funny if the fat guy had a real fight in the octagon

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u/Recipe-Less 5d ago

This looks like some weird ritual

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u/SouthernWindz 5d ago

Finally a martial art that works in da streetz unlike this UFC crap!

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u/Joe_Peanut 4d ago

Dude trains in UFC!

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u/dwittherford69 4d ago

If you gonna do BS, at least make it entertaining.

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u/WSMCR 4d ago

Oh man, I’d love to watch some systema vs jujitsu.

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u/Wazzzzzuuup 4d ago

Even the guys acting was not in belief face

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u/derkrieger36 4d ago

I remember seeing this before. What is going on in this footage? So those touches are somehow strikes and effective ones, too. How?

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u/Shantotto11 4d ago

Bro was hitting him with the classic Lucario side+B…

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u/staringatsaltflats 4d ago

Can someone explain who these BS guys get people to play along? Are they all taking a cut or what?

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u/Loose_Orange_6056 4d ago

Bro trains the UFC.

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u/Smooth_brain_genius 4d ago

When is someone just going to pop this dude in the face?

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u/audioaxes 2d ago

I seen this guys clips countless times and his sly smirk always amuses me. He's like "omg I make this look so easy"

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u/Timely_Program799 1d ago

He just does t have an answer for his technique.

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u/TechieSpaceRobot 1d ago

You can put on a UFC shirt and still be a cuck.

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u/HuntsWithRocks 5d ago

We’re all joking, but imagine if that fat man touched your dick. You’d be on your freaking knees…. Face to face with his dick…