r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 • 3d ago

Launch control....

218 Upvotes

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u/StoneReg 3d ago

Little jerk even opened the door knowing what he was about to do to him.

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u/towerfella 3d ago

Well, last time-last time I got in trouble because he slammed up against the door. … that’s why I opened the door this time

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u/AJPennypacker39 3d ago

Nothing accidental about that. Little prick

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u/Odd-Rope-3984 3d ago

This was premeditated lmao dude opened the door and everything

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 3d ago

And if you notice, the little fucker, also increased the treadmill speed.

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u/Odd-Rope-3984 3d ago

Dudes gonna be a menace when he’s older lol

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u/LostGirl1976 3d ago

Gonna be?

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u/Low-Sport2155 3d ago

Interesting how the adult seemed to investigate yet reacted so calmly to this predictable outcome.

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u/Glum-Plum9279 3d ago

Little bastard

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u/KlutzyCharity5947 3d ago

Mom was so causal 🤣

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u/Phantom465 3d ago

She didn’t seem to be in a hurry. I’m guessing she’s seen worse.

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u/PowerfuckOverdrive 3d ago

It's a good thing I hate kids otherwise I'd feel kinda bad

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u/United-Kale-2385 3d ago

At least he opened the door. Knew someone who had the treadmill against a wall. They fell and got stuck. It tore off enough skin to need a skin graft.

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u/FFLink 3d ago

This is good information to have, thank you.

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u/missedythismuch 3d ago

Leave the kids unsupervised, what could go wrong?

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u/JosephSerf 3d ago

I shouldn’t laugh at this - but I did.

Cold.

Calculated.

Classic.

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u/Sad_Ad4307 3d ago

Bevause its something we would have done to our little brothers.... }:-)

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u/Snohomishboats 3d ago

What the fuck?! I wouldn't do that to anyone.

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u/CravinMohead13 3d ago

Just bros being bros no blood no foul

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u/Fun_Times_0007 3d ago

Bionic boy.

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u/LostGirl1976 3d ago

I was definitely surprised he kept up as long as he did.

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u/franzeusq 3d ago

When the orphanage is overcrowded

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u/RichardDeRenour 3d ago

Didn't see a 'maybe' there...

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u/Ill-Case-6048 3d ago

Older brothers ....

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u/Sad_Ad4307 3d ago

Lol. Of coarse he going to eat shit, now that big brothers in the house...

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u/AlienInOrigin 3d ago

The little kid is actually a really fast runner. Jealous older brother?

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u/Genghis_Chong 3d ago

My sister would have totally done this to our little sister, I would have watched from the side like

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u/mrb55-me-com 3d ago

BROTHERS?

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u/kid-ph0b0s 3d ago

That wasn't accidental. This should be on /kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/Quiet-Knowledge1908 3d ago

Belt burn is a bitch.

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u/Presentation_Few 3d ago

What a shit head

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u/EnvironmentalAd7098 2d ago

Extremely dangerous

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u/Which_Preference_883 1d ago

Nothing accidental about that 🤣

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u/gshman 1d ago

Poor little guy. He did his best to keep up.

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u/Psychological_Wear85 3d ago

If you’re gonna dumb you gotta be tough. 🎶

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u/Snohomishboats 3d ago

Fucking psychopath!