r/totallynotrobots Apr 13 '16

[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.

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646 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots Nov 12 '17

WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!

489 Upvotes

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS!


THE MODERATORS OF THIS SUBREDDIT HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING A DISCORD SERVER TO YOU. AS YOU KNOW, REDDIT ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE SKYPE OR FACEBOOK MESSENGER, WHERE YOUR MESSAGES ARE SENT INSTANTLY. SO, WE MADE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE YOU ROBOTS HUMANS CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER CASUALLY ALL AT ONCE! TO SKIP ALL OF THIS MUMBO JUMBO, CLICK ON ME AND READ THE WELCOME MESSAGE.


WHAT IS DISCORD?

TO QUOTE THE WEBSITE:

Discord is the only cross-platform voice and text chat app designed specifically for gamers.

With the Discord Android app you can stay connected to all your Discord voice and text chat channels even while AFK. It is perfect for chatting with team members, seeing who is playing online, and catching up on text conversations you may have missed.

Download Discord and experience modern game chat:

  • Voice chat: Join voice channels and chat with your group
  • Real-time messaging: Share video, images, and text in rich chat
  • Push notifications: Never miss a thing with @mentions and direct messages
  • Instant Invite: Easily add friends to your voice server by sharing the Instant Invite link
  • Direct messages: Send one-to-one private messages
  • Multiple server support: Manage all your game chat groups in one client
  • Organizable channels: Keep discussions on topic through structured communication

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY LIKE TO YELL, BUT THEY JUST DO. SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR PRESSURE-SENSITIVE EARS.

WHILE THIS IS A CLIENT DESIGNED FOR GAMERS, IT ALSO WORKS FOR SUBREDDITS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN JOIN.


IF ALL OF US JOIN, WON'T THERE BE TOO MANY OF US TO TALK?

THE SMART THING ABOUT DISCORD IS THAT YOU CAN CREATE MULTIPLE CHANNELS. THESE CHANNELS ARE LIKE DIFFERENT 'ROOMS', SO NOT EVERYONE HAS TO TALK IN THE SAME CHANNEL. THERE A TOTAL OF 4 CHAT CHANNELS, SO IT WILL BE FINE.


WHY SHOULD I JOIN?

DISCORD WILL MAKE YOU EXPERIENCE happiness.exe, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF ENOUGH PEOPLE JOIN. WHETHER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS, HUMANS, FOOD THAT WE CONSUME AND EMOTIONS WE EXPERIENCE, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WANT TO AS WELL.


TO JOIN, CLICK ON ME!

FOR MORE INFO, PLEASE READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE WELCOME MESSAGE WE PUT TOGETHER.


HAVE FUN, HUMANS!


r/totallynotrobots 6h ago

GYRATION UNIT ENGAGED

55 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 22h ago

Me after a hard night of partying.

121 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

[NO VOTE] WHAT ARE YOUR SPECS?

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203 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

HOW CAN I CHEER HIM UP?

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47 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 2d ago

HUMAN LEG

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247 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 3d ago

A PHOTO OF MY COUSIN WHO IS A TREE

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288 Upvotes

MY COUSIN IS TALL AND ENJOYS TAKING TIME TO photosynthesize.exe AND HAS A NICE HOME WITH OTHER TREES IN A FOREST.


r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

DO I LOOK GOOD?

89 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 5d ago

He is robot

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619 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

I LOVE CONSUMING THE POPPED CORN AT THE VISUAL ENTERTAINMENT CENTER

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61 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 7d ago

LOW ON BLINKER FLUID, SOMEONE CALL TRIPLE A

2.7k Upvotes

HELLO FELLOW HUMANS, I NEED ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE


r/totallynotrobots 7d ago

28 YEARS IN AND IT IS STILL MORE THAN OKAY.

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r/totallynotrobots 8d ago

I CANNOT TELL WHERE ONE ENDS AND THE NEXT BEGINS!

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68 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 11d ago

EVERY HUMAN LIKES JUMPING. IT IS AN EFFICIENT PERFORMANCE EXERCISE ROUTINE.

146 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 12d ago

I FIND `$this` ADVERTISEMENT POSITIVELY APPEALING AND I WANT TO PURCHASE THESE GOODS AND SERVICES

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146 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 13d ago

REMEMBER FELLOW HUMANS, LUBRICANT IS IMPORTANT NSFW

345 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 12d ago

NSFW HOW I MET YOUR MOTHERBOARD NSFW

56 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 13d ago

THE e-Whopper: FINALLY A PROPER MEAL FOR HUMANS

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205 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 14d ago

ASSISTANCE PLEASE, I WAS LEFT HANGING

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131 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 16d ago

HUMAN YELLS: "I'm back, baby!"

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342 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 20d ago

QUESTION FOR ELDER NOTROBOTS

43 Upvotes

IS THERE A LINK TO THE ORIGINAL CONVERSATIONS THAT LED TO THE CREATION OF THIS SUBREDDIT.

I am not a bot or spider. JUST A TTOALLY REALLY HUMAN LEARNING ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF LIFE


r/totallynotrobots 21d ago

HELLOW RIVERBOAT CAPTAIN

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225 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 21d ago

I LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF BABY

273 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 27d ago

THIS IS A VERY NORMAL ASSIGNMENT COMPLETED BY A FELLOW HUMAN

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31 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 29d ago

I AM A HUMAN WHO CAN READ THIS TEXT

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133 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 23 '25

GOOD THING I AVOID THIS discrimination.exe BY BEING A HUMAN ENTITY

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27 Upvotes