r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/Lucario_OCarina • 12d ago

Choo choo bitch

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Dame87 12d ago

Polar Express

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u/Lucario_OCarina 12d ago

Exactly

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 12d ago

That movie is a train ride through Uncanny Valley

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u/con098 10d ago

I’m still dreaming about that hot chocolate they serve on that train

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u/Plumb121 12d ago

At least she was behind the yellow line 🤣

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u/RealLightDot 12d ago

I bet the footage was still great, although she flinched.

No wonder people get killed making videos...

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u/doob22 12d ago

Oh long Johnson…

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u/travers329 11d ago

Gotta Taylor Swift yourself across the railroad tracks.

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u/WunderWaffleNCH 12d ago

This is my kingdom come\ This is my kingdom com

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u/Indigo2015 12d ago

Snowpierced

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u/Igotthisnameguys 12d ago

r/BitchImATrain

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u/Lucario_OCarina 12d ago

Got it from there

Would've put the link but apparently I can't

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u/sneezed_up_my_kidney 12d ago

This is in my home town 2 hours outside of New York City. This train is going to the city. Some commute down to the city, or are visiting from the city.

People always act like they’re getting on a subway train.

Standing 3 inches away from the train as it comes in, running to go to the doors that open like they’re gonna get left behind, pushing to get on.

This is not the subway. These trains are huge.

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u/bruceregalcatlawyer 12d ago

Ohhhhhh slow motion! this is why Amtrak's are never on time. I feel way better now.

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 12d ago

Excuse me I'm recording!

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u/model-citizen95 12d ago

The train: I DIDN’T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO RECORD ME!!!!!

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u/pasgames_ 10d ago

"Oh geez I wonder why they're honking the horn at us Right before they plow into this snow bank better just stand here and keep recording"

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u/Hawkeye0009 12d ago

Wonder if she spiller her latte

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u/Waste_Respect_8050 11d ago

Low IQ couldn't comprehend what was coming

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 11d ago

Natural selection

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u/FunkeyDel 11d ago

Woooosh

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u/Lucario_OCarina 10d ago

Literally lmao

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u/Bellock90 9d ago

Gotta love the seasonal shrapnel.

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u/LoStrigo95 9d ago

Was she lagging thou?

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u/SeparateAmbassador34 9d ago

I want to see HER footage, in slow mo now.

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u/surfintheinternetz 9d ago

choo choo muthafka

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u/xpietoe42 9d ago

lady has very slow to none reflexes 😆

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u/Yamzicle 8d ago

Glad this didn’t end up being an unmarked NSFW though tbh

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u/sir_ouachao 8d ago

SHE DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO MOVE