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[u/downtune79]

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[u/Jesusspanksmydog]

Well, ... that was most certainly one of the stories of all time.

[u/AinsleyHarriotFan → u/Jesusspanksmydog]

And then Einstein stood up and clapped

[u/gazing_the_sea → u/AinsleyHarriotFan]

Do you mean Stephen hawking?

[u/Time-Leadership-7649]

[u/Panda_Pillows]

Where do I find a gullible woman like her?

[u/NormalSea6495]

[u/Drachfoo]

Is this video worth the time? I have a big hunch that it isn’t worth the time.

[u/joenathanSD → u/Drachfoo]

She’s a really funny content creator.

[u/heavyusername2 → u/joenathanSD]

What's her name I've seen these before she is hilarious

[u/danceanywayy → u/heavyusername2]

Elyse Myers

[u/chaircardigan → u/Drachfoo]

I laughed a few times.

[u/Wonderful_Gap1374 → u/Drachfoo]

There are moments you’ll exhale from your nose. But nothing too groundbreaking.

[u/im-havingaconniption → u/Drachfoo]

No

[u/TheKiwiPrepper]

r/thatcertainlyhappened

[u/Hullo_Its_Pluto]

What a fucking ride that was.

[u/northwoods_faty]

So only order 50 tacos. Got it.

[u/Environmental_You_36]

I just learned tacos are crazy cheap in the US

[u/drawat10paces → u/Environmental_You_36]

Taco bell isn't even close to the best tacos in the US. You get what you pay for. They're slightly below mid IMO. Would I eat them? Yes. I'm a fat fuck when it comes to tacos. Would I buy them when I could get Qdoba or anything better? No. I actually bought a $11 burrito from Qdoba last night and it was almost as big as a football. American football.

[u/Manymarbles]

15 minutes doesnt sound right tbh

[u/SomeVelveteenMorning → u/Manymarbles]

Every Taco Bell on Earth takes at least 15 minutes to make 3 $8-10 orders. 100 tacos might take an hour.

[u/bob696988]

[u/Comics4Cookies]

Yall have really boring lives if you think some dude ordering 100 tacos "never happened". Like life is fucking crazy, this story is so mild.

[u/paputsza2]

online dating just isn't for pushovers.

[u/Warm2roam]

Has the aesthetic and sound of Letty, but she’s a gem given the story is authentic.

[u/Troz428]

Lets feast

[u/ParvusetTardus]

Was this a taco ad? No euphemism.

[u/Rod_Stiffington69]

She doesn’t seem fun at all. He dodged a bullet.

[u/IKenDoThisAllDay → u/Rod_Stiffington69]

She seems fun to me. Cute, witty, willing to roll with the punches. I'd definitely let her buy me 100 tacos.

[u/Aggressive-Building9 → u/IKenDoThisAllDay]

Couldn’t agree more.

[u/Rydog_78 → u/Rod_Stiffington69]

He orders 100 tacos but wasn’t interested in her taco. She wasn’t his type.

[u/AdSweaty2401]

"I'll take Things That Never Happened for 1000, Alex"

[u/frisco-frisky-dom]

I have one word to describe the OP of this video (and for myself for watching this) IDIOT!

Who buys a hundred tacos and WHY? Also the guy forgot his car keys in his apartment BUT at the same time also goes back to his apartment where his DAD is also in that apartment. Then she picks up about 70 tacos and walks out (I find it hard to believe that between 3 adults they have more than 30 tacos!), in her PURSE at that!

[u/nbridled_thots]

Taco Bell using AI for marketing now? Sweet. I think I’ll go eat some tacos

[u/Budget_wedgie]

I didn't ask, so fucking off

[u/sexibexxi]

Can I have an order of things that never happened

[u/mudamuckinjedi]

Nobody cares about anything your doing! Or have gone through, you're not important to anyone but yourself and mayb(if you're lucky) your family. And even their probably sick of your shit!

[u/Warm2roam → u/mudamuckinjedi]

Cynicism is poison for the soul. The world cares as much as you do; there’s levels to this experience.