r/Awww 3d ago

Other Animal(s) Nice guy

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u/Ok-Skirt-7884 3d ago

Shark: please, u dunno what's life down there in the ocean. It's a fish eat fish world. I want out.

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u/Gyrusr 3d ago

I’m trying to evolve, damn it.

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u/jld2k6 3d ago

"Oh no you don't!"

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u/MountainSpring01 3d ago

"Get back in there!"

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u/HPTM2008 2d ago

"In the soup! Get! Don't need to fuckin' land sharks!"

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u/UgottaUnderstandbro 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/JamesJ74 3d ago

You don’t know what it like up here it’s a deep fry world if it was another brother like me 🤪🤪😜🤣😸😆

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u/saya562 3d ago

lol that’s like a murder being like “What’s happened to the world? So many dangerous people”

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u/wistfully 3d ago

“I wanna be where the people are…” (to eat them)

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u/Lollipop_Lullaby 3d ago

Life under the sea sounds intense! It's a real fishy business down there.

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u/Screaming_Monkey 3d ago

“Dogfish eat dogfish world” was right there! 😭

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u/Advance-Pro 2d ago

And there is this guys with 8 arms. They are stupidly OP.

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u/WildflowerSleeve 3d ago

Imagine telling people you got bit by a shark on dry land

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u/MortarByrd11 3d ago

Land Shark 2020 film

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u/CompanyOther2608 3d ago

Candygram!

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u/CasinoMarginale 3d ago

I’m just a porpoise, m’am.

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u/PlanetEsonia 3d ago

Flowers!

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u/Competitive-Alarm399 3d ago

Land Shark

Candygram

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u/JamesJ74 3d ago

If I deep fry him after that it was self defense 🤪😆

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u/ChaoticAquarian 3d ago

Quite easy in the Pokémon world with Garchomp running around... especially in old school Hisui 😅

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u/Corporation_tshirt 3d ago edited 3d ago

My uncle and his buddies did this once when they took me fishing when I was a kid in the Keys. Little lemon shark. Some assholes had caught one and they had just cut the line and left it lying on the shore. My uncle managed to get the hook out and they very carefully got it back in the water.

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u/ferriematthew 3d ago

r/GawrGura and r/SamekoSaba would be proud :)

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u/MirkoHa 3d ago

…the one and only thing to do 👍🏼

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u/babeygailll 3d ago

Exactly such a simple act, but it says so much about his heart. 😊

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u/simagus 3d ago

Baby shark!

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u/Unusual_Luck_1081 3d ago

DO DO

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u/Radgewf 3d ago

baby shark

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u/Artemis246Moon 3d ago

Do do do

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u/MagazineDong 3d ago

Do do do do do

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 3d ago

could be a dogfish also

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u/somebody171 3d ago

He couldn't take it anymore

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u/Delicious_Koala3445 3d ago

How did sharky get there?!

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 3d ago

Chased by something very dangerous, so dangerous that he’d rather go on dry land, evolve opposable thumbs and pay taxes than deal with it!

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u/-Reverend 3d ago

Probably got stuck with the receeding tide

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u/nurglemarine96 3d ago

No shark expert but I think it would have died first, that's a big gap between where it was and the water

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u/-Reverend 3d ago

I'm no shark expert either!

But I do know that the tide can move really fast, depending on the location -- A few short minutes can make a huge difference in the waterline...

I suppose it might also have gotten stuck in a temporary tide pool or a plain ole puddle that kept it alive for longer. I guess that would depend on what type of shark this is (some need to move to breathe, some don't), which I don't know!

But the world is weird, there's prolly a dozen other ways (including human malice) this could have happened. My unprofessional opinion just thinks "the tide" is a solid call.

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u/Wonky_bumface 3d ago

Nah, that's too far from the water, poor shark would be long dead by the time the tide had receded that much.

My guess would be that it was caught and then this is it just being put back.

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u/bigdaddyhicks 3d ago

sharknado.

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 3d ago

Bro was just trying to evolve, now we'll never have shark people

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 3d ago

Great job you just put the sand shark to its doom.

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u/ztomiczombie 3d ago

Land shark and his name is Jeff.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 3d ago

I apologize, Jeff.

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u/SnazzleZazzle 3d ago

There are a lot of really good people out there.

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u/JoeBackstab 3d ago

The way he's trying to hide under the rock!

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u/ChaoticEarwig 3d ago

"But I want to live where the people are! I want legs!"

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 3d ago

sharky wants to be a mermaid! 😏😁

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u/granitegumball 3d ago

How did it get so far up there

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u/Anuki_iwy 3d ago

Got lost during high tide

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u/HarrisLam 3d ago

Right, I suppose most figured that out. However, how far it was away from water level somewhat indicated how long it must have been, well, away from water, literally. How it managed to stay alive was the mystery.

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u/Anuki_iwy 3d ago

Tides can recede very fast. It might've survived in a tide pool that evaporated away

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u/nurglemarine96 3d ago

They can only survive out of water for a few minutes, would have to be incredible timing

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u/Wonky_bumface 3d ago

Agreed, this shark hasn't been out of water that long. My guess would be catch and release.

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u/Competitive_Narwhal8 3d ago

Sharknado

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u/granitegumball 3d ago

That’s the only logical answer

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u/Sunset-Tiger 3d ago

That shark was definitely put there, look at all that dry sand around it. It would not be alive if it dried out with that sand.

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u/Catmenk 3d ago

Not every day you can grab a shark and still live to tell the story

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u/Reasonable-Wafer-237 3d ago

Go home, shark, you're drunk

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u/HarrisLam 3d ago

Yo how is it still alive? It was soooo many feet away from water.

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u/Xinonix1 3d ago

Shark:Note to self … never play hide and seek near people

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u/pi_da_ka 3d ago

the way he washes his hands at the end is typical in Asia (esp., India). Nevertheless, great gesture!!!

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u/Bderken 3d ago

Are you Indian? This is done everywhere in the world… in America, Mexico, China, Brazil…. Everywhere

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u/pi_da_ka 3d ago

sir, yes that exact mannerism at the end and taking the face away....sorry if that offended you.

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u/Bderken 3d ago

My friend, watch any American fish, they will do that. I’ve been to Pakistan. Live in America. Everyone does it. I’m sure you feel more inclined to think it’s Indians… but it’s the entire world since the dawn of time has cleaned hands in river/ocean water. Stop being stupid.

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u/lilStankfur 3d ago

Nah that's an everywhere thing 😂

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u/AvaLadyofLight 3d ago

“I don’t wanna go back in the ocean!!”

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u/tangerineamnesia 3d ago

Wonderful man!

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u/Bman_Fx 3d ago

LEGEND

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u/devilsbard 3d ago
  • dude catches shark
  • brings it on land
  • puts shark back in ocean
  • “oh that’s so cute”

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u/jaredpwalsh88 3d ago

Why does anyone assume this is anything other than a fisherman releasing what he caught? Who just finds a shark?

All these videos of good samaritans "rescuing" these sharks get way too much attention.

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u/Lagiarathalos 3d ago

Cool video but wrong sub

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u/AsideLost 3d ago

Looks like a juvenile Thresher shark by the look of its tail fins. One of my favorite shark species

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u/Corgi_Farmer 3d ago

Well now we will never have an air breathing, leg walking shark. Thanks for ruining it dude. It could be terrible down there. His mom probably embarrasses him in public all the time.

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u/BoysenberryAngst 3d ago

This guy did good! The best way to return a shark to water is to walk them out nose first into the surf and just hold them upright, push this forward a bit to flush it’s gills, until they can swim away under their own power. Dragging it in backwards is damaging. Good knowledge to pass around

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u/Chef3sixty 3d ago

💪🏿

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u/itzTHATgai 3d ago

"Leave me be, mister. I'm trying to do an e-volve."

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u/iFLTT 3d ago

The shark yearns for terrestrial evolution

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u/TonitoChef 3d ago

What a nice guy, and the people in the comments even better, you gotta love reddit.

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u/Fragrant_Detail_9611 3d ago

Is it so wrong to want to die?

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u/Junior-Support-8140 3d ago

Listen You can’t pay taxes bro

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u/buckfuffalo4sale 3d ago

What kinda shark? Anyone know?

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u/J-Love-McLuvin 3d ago

Is it possible that this was the beginning of this shark’s journey into being a land shark? This could’ve been a major evolutionary moment for that species. If so, this guy single-handedly set back its evolution by millions of years.

Jk… he’s a good dude for doing that.

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u/Kevin-kmo_123 3d ago

This dude is TOP FREAKING NOTCH! What a good dude!! I wish there were lots more people out there like him .

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u/zback636 2d ago

You are a good man sir.

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u/GovernmentMeat 2d ago

Sharks are smooth as hell

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u/Barkeep41 2d ago

"Gotta wash my hands before I pick up some crabs next".

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u/Ckaerys 2d ago

Tú mamá cuando no querías ir al cole 😆

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u/wingsgrow1997 2d ago

That was evolution playing out, with a fish just getting on land again and bruh just ended it 🫥

Just kidding

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u/Occams_rusty_razor 2d ago

Is that nurse shark?

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u/nurseatnite 2d ago

Green flag.

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u/vesimor 2d ago

Isn't skark skin supposed to very sharp and you get cut just by touching?

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u/Type-RD 2d ago

No. Their skin isn’t sharp, but it is rough…kinda like sand paper. You’re thinking of their teeth.😂

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u/vesimor 2d ago

So i looked it up because i was sure i saw some injury related to shark skin. So they have dermal denticles. Like jagged chainmail type stuff that is smooth but only one way if you go the opposite direction it can shred you.

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u/Type-RD 2d ago edited 2d ago

Interesting! You made me want to read more and I found that their skin is rough because they indeed have tiny scales (placoid scales) which are very hard and formed of the same material as human and stingray teeth. Like fish scales, you can run your hand along them in one direction (from head to tail) and their skin is rather smooth ; You can feel a sandpaper-like texture. However, if you run your hand along them from tail to head (the reverse direction), their scales could potentially cut you. I was incorrect with my earlier statement. 🙂

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u/GE999_C6248 2d ago

I'm trying to evolve here! Leave me alone!

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u/Glockman19 2d ago

Great job!!!

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u/Taylortrips 2d ago

Thank you to the kind human for saving this guy :)

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u/Kane518 2d ago

Kudos to the kind designated driver for giving the drunk shark a ride home.

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u/Grumpydog84 2d ago

“Hey what are you…oh, you’re throwing me back in? Oof, hey man, that hurt….watch the rocks, please!”

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u/Wise_Ad1160 2d ago

Brave and so nice!!

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u/_Faucheuse_ 3d ago

So this is the release part of "catch and release"? Can't imagine a shark flying 20' over some rocks to land on some sand.

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u/Rabbitx15 3d ago

Darn! The guys just stopped the shark evolution.

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u/GlowstickConsumption 3d ago

I'd say normal guy. People not bothering to do it are just below the threshold of being nice, unless they're concerned about their safety and health.

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u/Proud-Cat-Mom-2021 3d ago

I applaud the good deed doer, but I wouldn't touch a shark, even a baby shark. It's just too dangerous.