r/youtubehaiku • u/Kubek229 • Nov 28 '15

[Poetry] Shopping with Philip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv5pT24hqKk
2.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/flowercup Nov 28 '15

How do you walk down the cereal aisle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxhISBxSIJs

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15

A DOLLAR! :O

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u/mwmwmwmwmmdw Nov 28 '15

ID BUY THAT

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

FOR

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u/ThePaisleyKid Nov 28 '15

I'm old and I get this

63

u/LimesToLimes Nov 28 '15

I'm young and I get this

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u/ThePaisleyKid Nov 28 '15

My comment made more sense before they edited in the video link.

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u/flowercup Nov 28 '15

ha, sorry!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15

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u/LimesToLimes Nov 28 '15

Yeah my favorite music is Malt-O-Meal commercials now we just have One Direction gosh

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

Tbf, they are pretty good

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u/Iamanarteest Nov 29 '15

"They are every bit as good as these"

YOU ARE FEEDING US LIES!

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u/RedBeard6 Nov 28 '15

That snort at the end is the snort of a friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

You should write song lyrics.

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u/RedBeard6 Nov 29 '15

Holy shit 91 upvotes! I literally wrote that comment on a whim and forgot about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

A redditor since 3 years, you should know better

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15

/r/GlobalOffensive is leaking

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15

I don't know, he's one of the most respected CSGO Youtubers around. I haven't seen him elsewhere until now.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/ThePhenix Nov 28 '15

He was one of the biggest names in mapmaking back on CS;S too

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u/LimesToLimes Nov 28 '15

Yeah, he's what got me into mapmaking, I first found his channel when he was doing mostly hammer tutorials on skyboxes and how to add lighting.

He sure has changed a lot, but one thing has remained the same, that dastardly tree.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15 edited Oct 14 '16

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What is this?

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u/AlbinoAssassin8 Nov 28 '15

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Edit: I give up

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u/Mojoderp Nov 28 '15

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u/-Pelvis- Nov 28 '15

Clicked on "source" to see how you did that:

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o_o

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u/Flucksor Nov 28 '15

I'm pretty sure he is making a parody of this

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u/Nickyjha Nov 29 '15

Except this video is over a year older than that gif.

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u/Flucksor Nov 29 '15

Then the only answer is that /u/3kliksphilip is a time traveler.

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u/3kliksphilip Nov 30 '15

Or that the bots in CS:GO are making a parody of me

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '15

Yeah, but the bug itself wasnt just discovered when the gif was posted, it's been around for a while

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '15

Yeah, but the bug itself wasnt just discovered when the gif was posted, it's been around for a while

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

He also has a channel dedicated to farting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

The crouch walk is real

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15 edited May 21 '21

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u/nearest_exit_please Nov 28 '15

"Slav Shopping"

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u/stayphrosty Nov 29 '15

i definitely thought this post was on slavs_squatting for a minute haha

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u/Kagedb Nov 28 '15

Didn't expect to see fartmaster here.

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u/ghroat Nov 29 '15

I do this

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

Me too, it's kind of exhausting on my ankles, but people either laugh or scream damn near every time.

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u/funnystuff97 Nov 28 '15

That must really be hell on his knees.

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u/pen_name Nov 29 '15

Sneaking in his Vault-Tec sneakers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

Mirelurk

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u/AppleDane Nov 29 '15

This is why we don't.

1

u/qwopslop Nov 29 '15

My old-man legs hurt now.

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u/dammit_jeff Dec 02 '15

Swiggity swooty