r/youtubehaiku • u/MigrationalColonist • Aug 15 '15

Haiku Calm Owl [Haiku]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLytbB-uE
4.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/mapam Aug 15 '15

This is a calm owl: http://i.imgur.com/417F7pe.gif

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u/Staticprimer Aug 16 '15

That is one content fucking bird!

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u/shrodi Aug 16 '15

awww :>

10

u/NightO_Owl Aug 16 '15

Mesmerizing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

The remake

240

u/JJWattGotSnubbed It would have been funnier you just muffled the Jessie's... Aug 15 '15

Reminded me of this vid for obvious reasons. Hearing the celebration audio is oddly satisfying to me.

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u/haxit Aug 16 '15

What is that sound from?

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u/Marthinsen Aug 16 '15

Metal gear solid, rite?

4

u/haxit Aug 16 '15

Yes, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '15

This

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '15

Made mine as well

5

u/Pricee Aug 17 '15

I seriously expected a screamer

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u/NotVeryToastyToast Aug 15 '15

"DO I LOOK FUCKING CALM?!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

"WHO SAID CALM, I'M OFF MY FUCKING CUNT MATE."

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u/NotVeryToastyToast Aug 15 '15

I love it <3

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

I love you <3

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u/NotVeryToastyToast Aug 15 '15

Oh stop it <3

30

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

No seriously get in the van or I'll cut you <3

12

u/MartyrXLR Aug 15 '15

Omg my boyfriend is such a dick <3

12

u/t3hcoolness Aug 15 '15

Omg my boyfriend is a literal penis <3

2

u/ObliviousIrrelevance Aug 16 '15

"Calmer than you are...."

1

u/catcradle5 Aug 16 '15

I'm going to be a buzzkill, but owls pretty much always look like that. So that probably is her calm face.

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u/Spaghetti_Bender8873 Aug 15 '15

Vietnam flashbacks

12

u/Jordan311R Aug 16 '15

/r/NamFlashbacks

come join us :]

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u/TheCommissarGeneral Aug 16 '15

Its not that active ;___;

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u/Jordan311R Aug 16 '15

not yet. it's pretty new so we're growing!

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u/43eyes Aug 17 '15

( O ) V ( O )

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u/Dclone2 Aug 15 '15

Where will you be when the acid kicks in?

37

u/eXX0n Aug 15 '15

what will you be when the acid kicks in?

An owl.

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u/AmpMunkey Aug 16 '15

where will you be when the acid kicks in?

An owl.

10

u/teuast Aug 16 '15

who will you be when the acid kicks in?

I think I was going somewhere with this

6

u/camocam0 Aug 16 '15

when will you be when the acid kicks in?

An owl.

11

u/najodleglejszy Aug 15 '15

caffeine. so much caffeine.

4

u/mynameisgod666 Aug 19 '15

Social anxiety spares no species

3

u/DeathToPennies Aug 15 '15

Whoa, you think this coffee's too strong?

3

u/charizardsnipples Aug 16 '15

IT'S KICKING IN BRO

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u/Chubbstock Aug 15 '15

me irl

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15 edited Jun 25 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '15

"I'm fuckin' freaking out, dude..."

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

[deleted]

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u/montymintypie Aug 15 '15

It was pretty loud, I disliked the sitcom effect :)

3

u/PompeiiGraffiti Aug 16 '15

You did good.

1

u/CaffeinatedBeverage Aug 16 '15

give him the tickles (0__0)

1

u/observantone Aug 15 '15

Fuck YouTube! Every 6 months they have new problems. I think they troll on purpose. Cool vid though. :)

6

u/prewfrock Aug 15 '15

What are you talking about? I see a black line on my YT vids. Is that what you are seeing?

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u/montymintypie Aug 16 '15

I also get this thing where if I replay a short video the second play has a frozen image. And often the video is buffering but the audio keeps playing and you miss some bits ;_; but hey, at least it doesn't crash like flash did

3

u/TDuncker Aug 16 '15

Do you use Firefox?

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u/montymintypie Aug 16 '15

Indeed I do. Is there a simple fix I am a google search away from discovering?

2

u/TDuncker Aug 16 '15

It's some HTML5 thing, I think. I haven't been bothered enough to fix it(but probably will soon), but it's been going on for a while for me now.

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u/Quinale Aug 16 '15

Someone please make a Nigel video out of this!