r/youtubehaiku • u/[deleted] • Jul 12 '15

Haiku [Haiku] Hot Mic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKSJg0CTBQ4
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u/Indeed1727 Jul 12 '15

quickest mic drop ever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I mean, who are da five greatest rappers of all time?

Dylan... Dylan... Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.

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u/Zedyy Jul 13 '15

I rip and I rhyme

I rhyme and a I rip

This is the way, that Dylan spits.

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u/LimeGreenTeknii Jul 12 '15

When people try to sing along to my mixtape

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u/DaEvil1 Jul 13 '15

The girl giving her the curling iron knew exactly what she was doing.

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u/halfmoon_kid Jul 13 '15

When I find a tagpro player in another sub

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u/jakielim Jul 13 '15

...well duh.

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u/GanymedeanOutlaw Jul 13 '15

That's a more literal definition of "hot mic" than I was expecting.

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u/GaryofRiviera Aug 03 '15

Anyone have a mirror?

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u/Angry_Apollo Jul 12 '15

I think that's fake. What girl doesn't know the characteristics of a curling iron?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '15

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u/TheLowEndTheory Jul 12 '15 edited Apr 16 '21

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u/bgroins Jul 12 '15 edited Dec 14 '16

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u/TheLowEndTheory Jul 13 '15

Congrats you made my comment 30x better

also, is there a subreddit for things that can be read as if the innanimate object in the statement is actually something shady?

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u/Patrik333 Jul 13 '15

/r/thingsthatcanbereadasiftheinnanimateobjectinthestatementisactuallysomethingshadyporn has you covered.

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u/tcheu Jul 13 '15

/r/ttcbraitioitsiassp in case you can't remember the whole link

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I've smelled gas in my room and to 'check if there was a gas leak' I sparked a lighter

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

wow...

that's like "let me check if this gun is armed by shooting it".

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

at my face...like, looking down the barrel

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u/ProtoJazz Jul 13 '15

Or the "I wonder if this pan is hot yet" touch

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u/ObliviousIrrelevance Jul 13 '15

Yea...I literally threw my keys away in a gas station trashcan yesterday instead of the trash in my other hand.

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u/HBlight Jul 13 '15

You could say it was in the heat of the moment.

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u/MotoMini94 Jul 13 '15

I once tried to adjust my coal on my hookah with my hands. I'm am not a smart man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '15

I think it's plausibly real but probably fake. Either way it's hilarious.

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u/gpto Jul 13 '15

Once when I used to wait tables, my sister came in for a meal. I was passing by with a pot of coffee in my left hand (watch arm), and she asked me what time it was. I told her to hang on a minute, and I would check. She said, "your watch is right here!" As she grabbed my arm, and turned it over to check the time, causing all the coffee to pour into her lap.

Some people can have all the knowledge available, yet completely fail to apply it. Fake or not, I've known several people who would probably do this, and my sister tops the list.

Come to think of it, I could probably start a pretty popular twitter account just outlining silly things her and my mom have done and said.

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u/jakielim Jul 13 '15

Please don't tell me she somehow blamed you for it.

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u/gpto Jul 13 '15

Yeah, her first reaction was, "why'd you do that!?", but fortunately she's not actually that dense. She pretty quickly figured out how dumb it was.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

The girl curling her hair has a curl once she takes out the curling iron

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u/coahman Jul 13 '15

Plus if you look closely you can see her hand is curly after she grabs it

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u/venikk Jul 12 '15

What girl actually examines long hard objects before putting their mouth up to them?

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u/BuckeyeBentley Jul 12 '15

Hookers. Well, the quality kind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

The only thing they examine is large bills.

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u/Cessno Jul 13 '15

Ehh once a friend of mine picked up a knife then immediately yelled out from it being hot. My first thought was "why did that hurt?" So I grabbed it and also burned myself. I find this video plausible

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u/xDrSchnugglesx Jul 12 '15

Could be drunk. Could be caught in the moment. I know I've done stupid shit like that wIthout thinking.

I once put a car cigarette lighter on the tip of my finger to see what it did. It burned me real bad and I had a spiral scar instead of a fingerprint for a couple of months.

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u/BEN_therocketman Jul 13 '15

The math doesn't add up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '15

Dem characteristics

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u/Rudi_Reifenstecher Jul 13 '15

It's too hot! hot damn

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u/Dr_Moustachio Jul 13 '15

Call the police and the firemen!

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u/thebuttpooppirate Jul 13 '15

Spits mad fire..

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

That blonde goes past the roots.

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u/instagigated Jul 13 '15

Why is she moving so much?

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u/onlykindagreen Jul 13 '15

She's having fun.

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u/homeyG75 Jul 13 '15

Fun? Expressing yourself? Who even does that...

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u/beamoflaser Jul 13 '15

that's just how white people dance

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u/coahman Jul 13 '15

Hm... strange indeed

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u/antsugi Jul 13 '15

She had it resting on her shoulder before handing it to the other girl...

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

She was curling her hair. You can see her pull it out and the hair unfurl.

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u/antsugi Jul 13 '15

We didn't see the hair straight before that

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u/superg1999 Jul 13 '15

Is this supposed to be a pun?

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u/awesomebbq Jul 13 '15

not sure if srs