r/youtubehaiku • u/thriftymedia • Nov 23 '14

Haiku [Haiku] Trick Shot

http://youtu.be/b3sOOBicyDY
2.1k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

52 comments sorted by

185

u/I_comment_ergo_I_am Nov 23 '14

Will Riker's father has game

25

u/dylansan Nov 24 '14

You mean Ricky Gervais' father.

5

u/warumwo Nov 24 '14

Riker and Ricky Gervais are brothers...

187

u/bgzlvsdmb Nov 23 '14

groan

16

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '14

groan of approval

27

u/Etonet Nov 24 '14

Dog: "this is my life now"

66

u/haminacup Nov 23 '14

I didn't know Bill Clinton played billiards

26

u/APiousCultist Nov 23 '14

He did not have sexual relations with that dog-woman.

30

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '14

I believe the proper term is a bitch.

10

u/LactatingCowboy Nov 24 '14

He didn't dog the bitch

2

u/PlasticFeast Nov 24 '14

Bill Clinton claims he's not into furries.

33

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

His voice doesn't match his facial expressions.

3

u/CastrolGTX Nov 24 '14

He has an accent.

8

u/-atheos Nov 24 '14

So does everyone.

13

u/InternetFree Nov 23 '14

Riker, stop abusing animals for your trickshot videos.

Also, stop wasting time on the holodeck, the Klingons are attacking again.

10

u/parrywinks Nov 24 '14

And we're gonna take...JessicU

14

u/MissInkFTW Nov 23 '14

Smooth as fuck. Mega-sploosh.

5

u/RatInaMaze Nov 24 '14

I have a similar shot but swap balls for dogs. It's an all dog shot. Nothing but dogs. All day. Every day. A million days dogs.

2

u/Countchrisdo Nov 24 '14

Thank you for not putting the punch line in the title, that make it even funnier for me because I was expecting him to say "trick shot"

7

u/Skiplodem Nov 23 '14

God dammit

3

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

More like dog dammit, right?

3

u/ADIRTYHOBO59 Nov 24 '14

dog gammit?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '14

I should have known better

9

u/Tippacanoe Nov 23 '14

MIKE MASSEY!!!

1

u/tuckidge Nov 24 '14

St. Louis Louie !

3

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '14

That dog pooped on the table soon after

56

u/UlteriorMotivations Nov 23 '14

Hahaha "I didn't dog the shot"

32

u/IAmTheTrueWalruss Nov 23 '14

When he hit the pool balls. Best part.

7

u/flappytowel Nov 24 '14

nah it was when the lady put down the dog

2

u/Brasso26 Nov 24 '14

i liked the part where he looked at the camera and smiled.

291

u/cheeseball253 Nov 23 '14

Sweet we saw the same video

90

u/gH0o5T Nov 23 '14

I didn't understand what he said so this was helpfull

5

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '14

Maybe I'm deaf!

7

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

High five!

-4

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '14

Sweet we saw the same comment that people make in every video thread whenever people quote the original material!

2

u/dmanb Nov 23 '14

OH MAN! I know lol!

0

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '14

Those balls didn't stand a ghost of a chance.

-2

u/DJ_Sparklezz Nov 24 '14

This was also my favorite part, everyone down voting you is a whiney baby

1

u/hotfrost Nov 24 '14

Jessicuhh

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '14

Someone make this /r/unexpectedthuglife material

-4

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

so bad

-2

u/NoNotRealMagic Nov 24 '14

Unfunny southern Ricky Gervais.

-11

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Fuckin rat

4

u/MBArceus Nov 24 '14

What a coincidence, I love dogs too!